Prove you're white, I'll start

Prove you're white, I'll start
I don't riot or act like a chlid when I don't get my way

Most white privileged cunts are rioting on behalf of other races. Makes me disgusted to be white

Don't be a faggot, we all need a good riot once in a while to stick it to the cunts in government

I don't throw my own shit at people who are right when I get angry.

Funnu thing is white people riot all the time its just never on the news

I don't get food stamps

I don't have AIDS

Only niggers riot.

>""the government""
Go be 12 somewhere else

I'm posting this while not being in jail or on parole.

My dad was in jail for awhile.

I don't get followed around 7-11's

i finished 3rd grade on the first try

my mom cleans my room and i live near starbucks.

Oh shit, forgot to mention him and I are white.

I own property

I'm white and don't lie.

I work at a starbucks.

>i have trouble finding niggers in starbucks' and chik fil a's

I dont drink it!!

I know who my Dad is, and I've never been on welfare or had a physically fight over a cut price item in a store.

When I smoke weed I talk about other times whrn I smoked weed. Same with specific foods which I rarely eat.

go be a fag somewhere else

I have a small pee pee

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Underage newfag detected.
Get out kiddo.

My dad is dating his cousin.

I know my father

The gays though...

That's a joke tho, right?

I know that porno. It's actually about a stepmom. Was my go-to for a while.

Yes fellow white person, I too know my father not unlike those dirty brown people am I right?

No. Second cousins though.
This is what happens in East TN.

I like my neighbors

i have season tickets for a hockey team

Feel bad for you. :,(

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I went to jail for a sex crime and only got misdemeanor battery without even fighting it or a paid lawyer.

It's cool. I have a nice job in Oak Ridge, and a sweet Asian gf.

tumblr pls go

I'm black. But I was raised in a very predominantly white neighborhood, love my family, and have no gf. What do I win?

I have a job that is not situated in a warehouse or factory work line.

Are you guys watching the Nascar race in Las Vegas right now?

I'm passing all of my classes with A's.

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My dick is only 5.5 inches.

If I go to high five someone and don't hit their hand completely, I'll make them redo it.

I would like extra mayo on my sandwhich please.

>nigger detected

I'll take it. Need something to keep the pants up.

I pay my mortgage on time

Wow please kill yourself

I'm not the father to multiple children with different mothers

I am a fan of Limp Bizkit

i grew up with my biological parents

I have both parent with me
i dont steal bike, or steal at all
i dont have aids
i'm not a fag

What's going on here? I just got off the phone with my dad.

you said prove your white, not prove your not a liberal.

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