Secrets thread. Let's hear your deepest darkest secrets, Sup Forums

Secrets thread. Let's hear your deepest darkest secrets, Sup Forums.

my moms fonger tried to friend me in the back of my car

Me too. Small world.

my cars friend tried to finger me in the back of my mom

it's a fucking epidemic user, more needs to be done to stop it

ive fucked more trannys than women through backpage

I found my moms dildo when i was 12 and stuck it in my pooper

ian?

I'm 18 and have fucked 56 guys. Oldest was 62.

Kek

I votes for trump

i don't remember my first (and only) kiss but boy do i wish i could. not a deep secret sorry

i've cheated on my military husband hundreds of times

I watched seepee since I was 12. now 31.

average american female

I raped a girl who was passed out on a combination of drugs once.

I actually liked the assassins creed movie

you should probably kill yourself

kek

>4th grade
>walking home from school with roller back pack
>crazy bitch from school starts chasing me and my friend
>turn around, slam down roller backpack in front of her
>falls, breaks arm
>ofuk.png
>she freaks out, random asian lady runs across the street, says she's a nurse
>her parents show up
>memory kinda hazy, think I just walked home
>they tried to make my parents pay
>got away with it

Can you tell stories of your experiences.

good morning georgia

my step sister and i used to play ps2 in my room till late.
when it got late we used to just watch tv and id get in bed naked and just say its how i slept.
she sometimes got under the covers with me and we spooned.

more did happen too

I play xbox games strictly for the achievement points

i will

good morning~

Fucking Jodies

should've fucked her, is she hot now?

Elaborate on the story, spooning? What else happen?

I still play wii ... tennis and bowling are fucking awesome

decided to camwhore for us like a good little slut yet?

i've done some stuff on kik yeah :p

When I was 11 and my sister was 13 I would have to share a bed with her when my cousins stayed over and i would take the opportunity to feel her up while she was sleeping

I fucked her when she turned 18
but she gave me the succ when she was 14

how have I missed out on this??

id have my thribbing dick pressed against her and she would grab it.
i used to feel her up until she allowed me to just pull her clothes off.
she sucked my dick before i kissed her on the lips for the first time.

Eh....you're sick but not the sickest.

Experimentation like that is closed to normal than you'd think.

I want my dad to fuck me. I masturbate to his face while i watch porn.

I like big tits.

when we would hang out in the lounge in evening she would grab the blanket and rub my dick with her feet.
she also came in a couple times in the night and i have woken up to her just licking my dick

hell yeah motherfucker

I like flat chested girl shorter then me ( im 6.1 )

Now we want to see your sister photos

The cow print in the background kills me.

Me too but im only 4.4 :^)

Fucked my older sister when we were kids, 12 and 13 (stopped after about a year). Experimentation that went too far basically and we didn't really know what we were doing at the time - it just "felt good". Came inside her a at least a few dozen times.

Really disgusting. We have agreed never to talk about it obviously.

post her pics

Nice.

I honestly never thought I would share this, but it's been weighing down on me so much lately that I'm going to share my story about me and my sis in an effort to finally feel better about myself.

Growing up, I've always had a thing for my sister. Our parents didn't have a whole lot of money, so we shared a bed. Completely normal for my sister, and it was for me as well, but around the pre-pubescent age of 10 I started getting very excited for bed time because it meant I got to spoon with my sister. Every night, I'd I'd wait for her to fall asleep and I would pull off my pajamas and ever so slightly put my dick against her ass. I did this for a number of years, but it didn't stop there. as I approached the age of puberty, I started getting more mischievous. I would fondle her ass as we slept, I'd very lightly put my lips against hers in bed and lick her tender lips. I used to stick my tongue and move it around inside her mouth too, but that got to be too dangerous because I nearly got caught a couple times. Eventually, I got brave enough and would ever so slightly pull at the fabric that was hiding her succulent ass cheeks. Feeling the warmth of her supple ass on my hands was and still is to this day one of the greatest sensations I've ever felt. I'd stick my face right up to her ass, give her a few long and wet licks on her booty cheeks, and then I'd grope her tits. They were only just coming in, but they were oh so firm and delicate. Once I had reached my limit, I'd explode my load all over her ass, pull her booty shorts back up and call it a night. I was having the time of my life. My sister was oblivious to me using her as my little cum rag, but simply groping my sister did not satiate my hunger for her. My lust grew stronger each day, but please do not let this incestuous tale of debauchery distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.

One guy fucks my ass I told him to stop because I have to poop. He didn't stops andfuck me more and more I shits on him he gives me to cock to blow an clean.

GOD DAMNIT.

thats fucking disgusting faggot

I no

Always shit before anal. Drink coffee etc. so that you shit out everything and clean up a bit extra by spraying up some warm:ish water up our asshole.

I didn't want that's he fuck my ass isn't my fouled

You are a faggot, I bet you're actually The Rock Dwayne Johnson trying to ruin The Undertakers good name with these stories of incest. You stupid three-tutted four chinned motherfucker. Kys.

When I was 12, my friend's older brother tricked me into giving him blowjobs and eventually sex. He said, "All guys do this, they just don't talk about it."

So basically I was so fucking stupid I thought that being a fag for a guy 10 years older than me made me cool.

u gay nigga.

why user. I was actually getting into this. WHY.

fuckin language are you speaking

Me and my sis used to have sex, like for real.

The part that incest literotica usually leave out is when you get caught and you both go into therapy + your parents have a mental breakdown and you have to move cities.

Can't recommend it.

>tricked
i assume you are the dipfuckretarded special needs type

Did I ruin your little fap session, user?

I was raped when I was 15 by two men (both in jail now), and now I'm weird and awkward and anxious and worthless and suicidal yay

yeah the sequels are never as good are they

greentext

Definitely not.

I raped a 12 year old and a 16 year old
the 12 year old died of cancer at 14
he 16 year old is a doctor now

double dubs don't lie.

add Baunspieler on Kik

if I'm reading this correctly, you have a magic dick that dispenses either amazing or terrible luck?

100% green text

No one wants to add you, Mr. Pajama-Wearing, Basket-Face, Slipper-Wielding, Clype-Dreep-Bachle, Gether-Uping-Blate-Maw, Bleathering, Gomeril, Jessie, Oaf-Looking, Schooner, Nyaff, Plookie, Shan, Milk-Drinking, Soy-Faced Shilpit, Mim-Moothed, Sniveling, Worm-Eyed, Hotten-Blaugh, Vile-Stoochie, Cally-Breek-Tattie.

haha :)

There's a 10/10 gal living across my house. I'm a burn victim. And I'm growing seriously obsessed with her. I don't want to, but I can't help it. I've met her on the street a few times but I don't even have the courage to talk to her, so I keep stalking her either through the window or on facebook. I've even memorized her daily schedule. I don't want to be a creep but somehow I can't control this feeling either. Help.

Go for it girl. You can beat the high score.

i am the guy that started the atheists threads.

I already have a couple of times, people called me Anx here. I can rewrite it if you haven't heard it yet

I support the alt-right (I live in one of the most liberal areas of the world and everyone around me thinks I'm very liberal).

>they call me Anx

I pushed a girl down the stairs because she was dating the guy I liked. She broke her leg, and had to quit dance.

oh hey anx
already fapped to your rape story, so I'm ok

feeling any better today?

go for it

Did heaps of gay stuff when I was kid.

I'm a total sissy faggot.

I don't know, I didn't pick the name :x

That's... great to hear, stranger!

Contemplating trying to reconnect with my ex to fuck her.

never a good idea

>I don't know, I didn't pick the name :x

>That's... great to hear,
ikr but you didn't answer my question

Especially if you have a girlfriend, eh?

My ex was a crazy cunt, but the sex was pretty okay. I got to creampie her every time.

couple times went alone to sex clubs when i was 19-22 let strangers all of them at least twice my age do all kinda kinky stuff to me stoped doing it when 3 guys 50+ basically raped me for 2 hours in a dungeon room

nigger

hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha

I'm numb on meds right now, you?

greentext

Theres got to be a story here

I need this in my life

getting blowjobs from my 14 yo daughter
im 44

i shoved my baby sister's binkie in my asshole, and she used it

pretty tired, otherwise fine