It's time Sup Forums. You have been taken as a class D test subject by the SCP foundation.
Your task is to survive 3 rolls. The last 3 digits of each roll determines the next SCP that you're sent in to fuck with in the name of science. You are required to properly interact with it to be able to call it safe and move on. Talk to it, touch it, taste it, smell it, stick your dick in it - whatever needs to be done.
Should you survive all 3 SCPs, you will be euthanized at the end of the month for a job well done. This is a nice, painless ending.
Should you be killed or somehow bring about eternal suffering/torture/pain upon yourself, you have lost the game.
If by chance an SCP somehow allows you to escape the foundation and/or grants you a permanent solution that gets you away from the testing and imminent death, you have truly won.
Fuck! Fuck! FUCK! Ok so I'm fucked. Lets just get this over with.
First Roll
Adam Perry
Do I win
Isaac Mitchell
Roll 1
Jace Gray
Nasal 1
Tyler Watson
roll 1
Leo Reyes
This prison is fun.
Gavin Walker
K
Wyatt Collins
Rollin
Jaxon Lee
Instead you could browse to s.n,a.p.c.h.a.t,y(.)me to leak school's hottest girl's nudes.
Michael Anderson
Scroll
Kevin Gray
D-46894 doing first roll.
Julian Fisher
jk rawlin
Joshua Garcia
Ok roll 1.
Logan Mitchell
Kkk
Jose Jackson
Roll 2.
Isaac Cruz
Roll 2
Grayson Garcia
Roll 3
Cooper Sanchez
roll 2
Carter Brown
Roll
Ethan Adams
Kkkkkkk
Austin Cruz
Rawlin 2
Jaxon Moore
Final roll
Luis Fisher
Ok. I can do this. Keter Class. No biggy. Just keep the damn cows in front and don't step in the sand. Easy.... Who am I kidding.
Rolling #2
Samuel White
Rollin
Cameron Jenkins
>SCP-321 is safe.
Test 1 passed.
Thomas Bennett
Still alive, final roll. Safe and then euclid. Here we go!
Logan Howard
Roll 1
Jonathan Sanders
Safe...but now I know when I'm dead
Jaxon Cook
D-1CK69 reporting for duty.
Matthew Young
Roll 1
Asher Lopez
roll 3
Ayden Martinez
dewit
Thomas Collins
r0ll uno
Adrian Cook
Roll 2
Joseph Reyes
Lucked out with a nice Safe one to start with- although when it was discovered it had Keter Crabs living around it, it's supposed to be safe now.
time for round two.
Elijah Reed
fuck
Julian Jackson
Rescroll
Jose Price
Rollerino numero uno
Camden Kelly
Fuck me running. This has to be a joke by one of the Eggheads. Back to back Keter duty. The fuck is this shit. I thought we got immunity or at least a fucking holiday or something. Ok. Ok. Just don't look at the birds. Don't look at them looking at you. They aren't watching me. They aren't ALL watching me....
Ian Long
Roll 2
Liam Harris
Rawlin
Grayson Harris
I can do this
James Myers
>SCP-709 is hallucinatory spherical treehouse; Safe-Class identification.
Test 2 passed.
Hudson Stewart
rol 1
Carson Lee
Plz go easy on me daddy.
Blake Russell
2
Jacob Kelly
I used to read SCP's a lot, gimmie dat Lilith booty!
Christopher Howard
Rola
Leo Hernandez
roll 1 fuckers
Easton Robinson
Roll 1
Grayson Lopez
If I'm put in there with another person then I guess I'm fucked
Evan Perez
rol 2
Jason Phillips
Okay, since I'm participating alone, I get to be the lucky winner in the game show of death...
So I'm down to my last roll now. Let's escape the foundation!
Daaaamn, got my ass handed to me by a fucking TANK
Jose Allen
3
Caleb Taylor
K. Chubby no prob
#2
Ethan Perez
Oh great. Cancer Babe. Fucking Stevenson gets to play with a living computer all day. Rick gets to sleep with a magic alarm clock. What do I get? Fucking Cancer Babe. Running these goddamn robots all day. I can't wait till the end of the month. Fucking kill me.
Luke Young
rollgay 1
Jaxson Jones
Lucky me got turned into a hippy so that's good, roll 3
Austin Hughes
>k roll 2 fuckers
Cameron Lee
Roll 2 had sex with a dude with no anus 600
Elijah Gray
>SCP-243 classified Safe. Only requisite is to be in room without more than 4 inanimate and similar featured (almost indistinguishable) objects.
Test 3 passed. Looks like euthanization is for me.
Jaxson Reed
Roll 2
Matthew Allen
Little bit of cancer from all that radiation, but still good. Phase 3, let's see if I get a nice death.
Thomas Ward
Ive researched SCPs extensivly. Im prepared!
r1
Michael Richardson
rolling for survival
Joseph Watson
Anybody managed to break out yet?
Daniel Lewis
roll #1
ctfghvbjknm
Jordan Gutierrez
Kek dammit I died of radiation poisoning.
Eli Gomez
I guess I survived that? Looks like I'm getting put down then!
Brayden Cox
okay, roll #2
fchvgbjnm
Alexander Brown
roll 3 fuckers
Brandon Barnes
Final Roll I have survived everything lets see what happens now.
Colton Allen
Roll 3 cmon baby
Bentley Williams
Easy roll 1
Jeremiah Rodriguez
I'm good as long as i dont attack it, roll #3
kdnsjgm
Jaxon Hill
rollgay 2
Daniel White
I can do this
Liam Lee
The Vessel and the Gate Easy roll 2
Ayden Evans
So, I spend the day hiding the euclid in pictures. I live.
r2
Luis Williams
Ez roll 1
Kayden Watson
Active Weed Control No problem Easy roll3
Cooper Martinez
Awaiting De-classification [Blocked] Ded
Eli Edwards
Huh, I never really thought about it before but I've never actually seen this advertisement bullshitery on Sup Forums before.. I'd expect a lot more of it, good job mods/moot or whoever scrubs that shit clean.
