Who here are ready for another cruisekino?
The Mummy (2017)
Wyatt Cook
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Mason Bell
WTF WHERE IS BRENDAN? did they even call him?
Blake Mitchell
So if Tom Cruise is playing the mummy , why can't Brendan reprise his role?
Jason Wood
The new mummy is pic related
Leo Stewart
Steve Harvey finally managed to get out of his family feud contract, I see
Cooper Sanders
5 bucks says WE WUZ KANGZ black egyptians
Samuel Flores
nigger mummy already showcased egyptians in a historic manner
also niggers were kings of egypt at one point
Logan Torres
>also niggers were kings of egypt at one point
>en.wikipedia.org
>nubians
>niggers
They were not niggers, they were the last black society that had a worth and saved egyptean culture.
Jeremiah Perez
How many boxes is he standing on?
Asher Russell
>at one point
Tyler Green
>we need to reboot the mummy franchise with a younger actor. i know exactly who!
Chase Gonzalez
>we need to reboot the mummy franchise with a younger actor
no one said that
Ethan Nelson
Brandon should have Scientology.
This is suppose to be a reboot of the original though so no quips.
Aaron Hernandez
I unironically liked Kingsman
Zachary Hernandez
>we need to reboot the mummy franchise with one of the biggest a-list stars. i know exactly who!
Carter White
They should've gone with Chris Pratt or Pine or Evans or any actor named Chris.
John Barnes
Will the monsters universe beat capeshit?
>Tom Cruise - Mummy hunter dude
>Russel Crowe - Dr Jekyll
>Johnny Depp - Invisible Man
>Angelina Jolie - Bride of Frankenstein (rumored)
>Scarlett Johannson - female lead in Creature from the Black Lagoon (rumored)
Colton Roberts
fuck no
Samuel Evans
all those movies look like shit except for the mummy
the kaiju universe is our only hope to defeat capeshit
Cameron Anderson
>no Brendan
Brody Thompson
>all those movies look like shit
wtf? we've only seen set photos from The Mummy. zero trailers.
Connor Wilson
What does he look like without the wig on?
Caleb Martin
There's also the Kaijushit Cinematic Universe. Godzilla qas the first, Kong: Skull Island will be the next.
Daniel Murphy
The King Arthur idea was the best one. Though by the trailer it could either be kino or dogshit
Thomas Kelly
Hype
I wonder if Brendan will at least get a cameo so he can pay bills that month.
Oliver Allen
Don't forget Pacific Rim and Cloverfield
Grayson Jackson
Tom Cruise is 54.
Jake Johnson is 38.
Yet Cruise looks like he's in his 30s and Johnson looks like an old man.
How!? What has scientology injectected in him?
Oliver Cooper
stays fit, cosmetic surgery, colors his hair
Oliver Ramirez
Brendan is playing the mummy, it's mostly a budget thing because they don't have to use any make up or costumes to make him look like a zombie in rags