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truly impels one to cogitate

What's going on in London, I'm hearing about gunshots and explosions near Westminster?

HAPPENING EDITION

Nice, weren't you tempted by an MX5?

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Which one of you /britpol/ lads is this?

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raining again

back from so-called work

had a really good chat with the yank qt while it was only us in the office

you lads reckon I could pull off dark orange hair?
t. turtlemong
(rorkes did the shooting btw)

lmao london on fire

>There are reports of shots being fired outside the Houses of Parliament and the Palace of Westminster is reportedly in lockdown.

Bloody hell thought the leaf was joking

Sounds like some jf with a knife has been shot by the bobbies.

stay safe lads

>Armed Police have opened fire and shot a person outside the Houses of Parliament. A vehicle was seen on social media to have crashed into the fence of the palace

westminster bridge bombed too

It never crossed my mind desu
They're about $10k more than what I got for the 6 with half the space

I T ' S H A P P E N I N G

just got shot lads

>shooting outside parliament
>shooting on tower bridge

so there was a muslim youth shooting up parliament or something?

lads, I bought a cadbury creme egg today, what can I expect?

panic on the streets on london?

SHOTS FIRED OUTSIDE PARLIAMENT

ITS HAPPENING

Happening in London lads
could it be the beginning of the race war?

>muslim youth

Zero evidence of that.

If you were offered two graduate schemes with equal starting pay and prospects which would you pick out of Human Resources or a Tech one that focuses on becoming a business analyst or whatever?

>Witnesses have reported seeing a man with a knife within the palace grounds.

BRIT/POL/ LADS LET'S GO

yfw it's the RA

unimaginable disappointment

doesnt look all that dramatic
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what are the odds it's someone that suffered a stroke or some other condition

getting nervous, 'sheed?

GRUUUUUUUU

>tfw work in London

Tube is going to get fucking bombed innit lads for fucks sake why did ISIS have to kick up a fuss now.

>Be Briteeth
>Get BONG'D

>it le happenign soooooo epic x))))))) wait oh no were where u wen world war 3 strated guys :OOOOOO ;;;;;____;;;;;;

oh just fuck off you stupid little 12 year old cunts

youtube.com/watch?v=Ygrhxd4RWkY

ah yes, the autralians

the finest American confectionery

oh my god
OH MY GOD

I doubt Mr Goldberg will mind you stopping at work for an extra few hours.

i-is that a cyclist crushed on the car

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fucking hell you stabbed you?

fucked it

nah

Don't say that, I spent 2euros on it. ;_;

>shooting on tower bridge
havent heard about this one

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would be good craic desu

>Possible future gf works in parliament
a bit worried

it really looks like it la

*runs you over wi' tractor*

one man shot, it's all over

Implying Sup Forums isn't a leftwing social media platform.

one minute i'm sweating buckets, the next i'm shivering

help

CULTURAL ENRICHMENT

bbc.co.uk/news/10318089

could be Scottish Nationalists

the only thing islam does right is bring moral decency into our civilisation.

might have guessed you fags would have a problem with that part of it

GET YOUR ASSES TO LIVERPOOL

Sup Forums IS CALLING

OPERATION WILL SOON BE LAUCHNED

brexit britain this

hahaha same. texted her and she said she's not in today, phew
what about the one on the bridge? what's happpening there, was that coppers shooting or a terrorist or something

sounds like cancer in the pineal glands

>Possible future gf
sure

SRA?

If she's interested in you, no doubt she's a heavy-set lass and she probably made a right mess of his car bonnet.

who would voluntarily go to liverpool

>Brits once again living in fear

HOLY FUCKING SHIT EXPLOSION AT PARLIAMENT

nah just kidding, could you imagine though

ah yes, the religion of peace

weaponised haggis

>Radosław Sikorski, a Polish politician, has spoken to the BBC saying:

>I didn’t see a car but I heard what I thought was a collision, I looked through the window of the taxi and I saw someone down obviously in great distress.

>He then saw a further four people down on the ground, “one bleeding profusely”, he said.

Thinking

>electricity goes
>no phone signal
>a large explosion is heard in the distance
>a large bright light in the sky begins creeping towards you
>nuclear armageddon has begun

wat do

ENGKEKS BTFO

guy fawkes did nothing wrong

WHOM WANTS TO FUCK WITH SHIA

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Downing_Street_mortar_attack

think 1 car ploughed through a crowd on the bridge and then crashed out westminster

CYCLISTKEKS BTFO

it seems a 'sheed mowed down half a dozen runts with his car on Westminster bridge

Cagers win again

that is definitely a cyclist that's been run over
cagers need to fuck off

have a wank and a kitkat

Not Irish. Not cowardly enough.

head outside and die peacefully instead of surviving and living in nuclear winter

if i live through the explosion, find a gun somewhere. maybe at a police station, and then shoot myself.

maybe the cager is dead

*prays for Westminster*

execute order 66

>be cyclist
>get run over

is this the first instance of cager-nationalist terrorism on the british homeland?

sit on the white cliffs of dover with a fag and listen to an ending by brian eno

Make a funny pose and wait for death so I can make the people who find my disintegrated remains laugh

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Sounds like Police shot a bloke with a knife. Use a gun next time lads.

ah yes blowing yourself up along woth 50 civilians is the height of bravery
dirty, ugly, paki

>some madman drives his 4x4 knocking people over on london bridge
>stabs a police officer
>gets shot

literally nothing happened

>imgur
Reddit

cager is dead inside parliament

ree leave the politicians alone

But prior to that incident the police were called to westminster bridge for a "firearms incident"

so it seems like there was a gunman on the bridge and a knifeman who charged the Commons?

idk

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