i have a 300 word essay due tomorrow i can't fucking do this
James Wood
>typing 59 words on Sup Forums will help it
Thomas Harris
Don't fucking do it? I don't usually do homework, just get a good grade in your exams
Matthew Wilson
I have TWO 300 word essays due tomorrow. You think your life is bad?
Levi Foster
>6 days >8000 words
Are you 14
That is nothing nigger
Eli King
The difficulty of what you just described depends on your major. If it is some stupid shit like philosophy or English, it is not that hard.
Asher Kelly
I had a professor who made us do this shit and all you had to do was bullshit it and make sure it isn't plagiarized as he would never sit down and read 500 papers over weekend.
Chase Cox
I have to write and explain Irving Fisher's contribution to economic analysis
Landon Rivera
Just use a lot of adjectives
Thomas Hernandez
>Masters students literally write their thesis paper at around 8000 words yet I have to write one for a fucking undergraduate class. u wot m8 most theses are like 75+ pages
Isaiah Jenkins
many profs will give you an extra day or two if you need it and ask him nicely
Benjamin Brooks
>Irving Fisher's contribution to economic analysis bam
You're typing words right now to talk on this website. You probably type that many words in a single afternoon.
Stop being a lazy shit
Colton Allen
How is this an issue? You are writing what is basically a history class essay, as long as there isn't analytical problems to solve you shouldn't have a problem doing this in 6 days.
Take 3-4 days of reading and writing notes and you'll probably have enough information and knowledge to bullshit your way trough 8000 words.
This is why people in non-STEM fields are retarded, your assignments are high school tier.
Thomas Stewart
>writing more words makes you smart
Lincoln Cooper
>mfw all the stem-niggers are unemployed because the world doesnt need a million theoretical physicists LMAO
Jacob Turner
this lmao
I majored in sociology. Enjoy your fucking essays retards
Thomas Howard
>75 word paper due in 15 days I can't do it lads. I really tried but I just can't.
Kevin Green
Society values economists more than whatever stupid engineer-grunt bullshit you study.
Robert Johnson
Yeah I'm unemployed but that doesn't change the fact that non-STEM degrees have low workloads in university.
Ryan Sullivan
>Yeah I'm unemployed fuck I fell for the STEM meme and now it's too late
Jordan Williams
>economists
It's basically a meme degree, it's what everyone above average but too stupid for analytical work studies.
Jordan Long
>STEMfag acts all superior and gifted >doesn't realise the thread is ironic >is unemployed POTTERY
Adam Turner
Well I had a good run while it lasted, I'm done working for anything related to the oil industry though.
Ian Reed
STEM is very different. You are fucked if it's pure science
Landon Stewart
>tfw studying a pure science
Josiah Carter
Why? Engineering, actually Why would someone study a pure science in Peru is well beyond me
Carson Fisher
enough work here come to iceland bruh
Angel Foster
I wonder how Trudeau would reply to this thread
Christian Baker
You will find in America for sure. You have a lot demand there Engineering is a best option. The second best is physics
Evan Myers
Literally me last year. I'm so glad I don't have to write shit anymore.
Lucas Diaz
Society naturally values important people more than non-important people.
There's a little labour economics for you, pretentious, unemployed faggot.
Caleb Clark
Because they will do the same mistake as they did now, give insane wages to their employees then fire them when the price of oil goes down.
I'd rather work in a field with smaller wages but more stability.
It depends, at Statoil, the highest paid workers were consultants with doctorates in physics or statistics. There is a level of complexity in some systems that cannot be understood by "normal" people.
Hudson Mitchell
what is you degree in?
Xavier Carter
Chemical Engineering.
Brandon Hernandez
It's always like this. Statistics and physics are very broad subjects and require you to have a lot of background knowledge. Moreover experience is incredibly important there
Leo Thomas
Economics is the biggest nonsense field there is though. Pretending to be scientific when it certainly is not.
Cooper Cox
>8000 words tesis That is nothing, here your tesis needs to have at least some 80 PAGES - most have 100 and something
Grayson Bailey
>econ/finance enjoy working in starbucks or if you're a bit more unlucky, enjoy working a dead end job in a cubicle or a bank for 50-60k/yr
>tfw graduate from software engineering from waterloo soon >tfw got job offers for 150k in silicon valley, 120k in toronto at the age of 23 >mfw get 3 gourmet meals a day at the location in toronto >mfw have no connections at all so you can't even claim nepotism feels good man
what's it like being an under achiever?
Mason Rivera
>tfw wrote an 8000 word paper in highschool in 2 days you can do it leaf
Asher Sanders
my statistics professor says if you major in statistics you can instantly get a 6 figure job.
seems pretty easy too you just plug in numbers into an equation then write a sentence explaining it to normies
James Reyes
That's like 4 paragraphs. That's nothing!
Oliver Sanders
Wow, how did you get those job offers?
Tyler Nelson
graduate from the best engineering uni in the country (which makes you go through 2 years of co-op (degree takes 5 years total this way)), so you're very skilled and employable.
The admission standards for engineering at waterloo are ridiculous now, 4-5 years ago you just needed a 90-92 average now it's 95-96+ and you get an interview and THEN they decide if you're in or not.
Luis Collins
It feels predetermined and ordained by God himself
Benjamin Martinez
>Fell for the medicine meme
Nothing is worth for this suffering
Caleb Green
(You)
Camden Morales
>8000 words >6 days
HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA
Nigger I did an entire research paper ~20 pages in a single day and managed a B-, you're fucking pathetic.
Jaxon Murphy
Throw extra fancy words around, try cycling through points, repeating them by referencing them, etc.
Logan Peterson
> implying the school system wasn't designed by know-nothing fat fucks sitting around being paid 40$ an hour.
Kayden Martinez
College is a bunch of bullshit at times
>I have to write a certain amount in order to get my simple point across
Literally no reason for this.
Isaiah Hernandez
>Masters studens literally write their thesis paper at around 8k My BSc thesis was 15k, where the fuck do masters students get away with short essay thesis?
Oliver Garcia
It's to show how deeply you understand the subject but desu you're never gonna use any of that shit, and there's better way to measure understanding than a wordcount
Jose Phillips
>3 word term paper due in 2 months I don't think I'll make it lads. No one told me college would be this hard.
Jason Turner
>14 page essay due in 88 days Fucking niggers I swear to god
Jeremiah Lee
It's completely doable, but my issue is that the "short and sweet" method works more often when trying to get a point across in writing.
The word limits like these are just outdated remnants of education past.
My advice would be to get your main points gathered, and continue to break them down into more sub-points to elaborate on. Don't be afraid to give some background information on some topics to fill up space.
Julian Powell
STEM is a total meme.
I opted out, I was considering Engineering but went the finance/econ route.
Got a finance job right before graduation. i of 8 friends that did STEM got a job and he hates it. He just sits in a lab all day staring at beakers and mixing them with different liquids to see what happens.
Another buddy just finally got a job getting paid 30k annual making sure that the cultures his company buys are the right ones and they are stored efficiently.
A literal highschool student could do what they do. My job was 45k starting with bonuses equating to 65-80k. I just hated the job though so I quit.
Parker Cook
get your ass of Sup Forums and start researching.
Cooper Gray
>tfw 100 word essay due in five weeks
Ayden Scott
>studying T in STEM >tfw guaranteed job at the end of it
Blake Williams
>5 word paper due in 1 month >Haven't started yet OH FUUUUUUCK
Matthew Harris
You have the highest chance certainly. But just as some food for thought. The last 3 companies I worked at, the IT guys and network admins were all college dropouts who spent tons of time just fucking around with tech stuff.
Andrew Hernandez
I wanted to add, 90% of your job will be centered around >Why is the wifi down? >How do I connect to my computer? >Why isn't the phone/[printer working? >Can you see everything I do on my computer? What websites can I browse?
And then eventually some guy telling you to "update" the system which basically means just installing routers and phones.
Landon Jenkins
Wrong bucko Not gonna work as an IT guy Software Engineer is where it's at.
Brody Thompson
I'm seriously considering leaving college and just getting an IT job. I'm studying economics right now and it blows hard.
Levi King
I mean good luck dude, even then 99% of the shit you are learning is going straight into the garbage and you will do some repetitive menial job.
Angel James
just checked me thesis m8, it's 42k+ words
Charles Campbell
Why and how can you tell that? Have you ever worked writing code and/or designing software?
Xavier Cook
It's just the nature of the job market. I was doing comp sci as a minor before I switched to Finance when I was in school.
Everyone who graduates ends up getting a job more often than not outside of their field, and if it is in their field it's something totally bullshit.
You are better off learning how to code on your own.
A buddy of mine finished with Bio degree. Didn't like his job prospects so he took 6 months off and went cocoon mode. Learned Ruby, C+, C++ and a basic grip on Python.
He got a job where he "data farms" for like 23$ an hour. He basically said that all that code was pretty much for nothing, just an interview presentation if anything. He's planning on getting his Masters in comp sci so he can actually get a job coding. There's nothing wrong with having big dreams. Just make sure to keep yourself grounded on what the reality of the job market is.
Thomas Diaz
I don't think you should be comparing the shit they teach in American colleges and the status of the American job market with the shit they teach in European Universities and how the European job market is.