What do you know about South Africa?

What do you know and how do you feel about South Africa?

Without looking it up, can you name any of the cities off the top of your head?

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That body has to be the result of African infusion.

watched district 9. their accent was so hard to understand at first. then i just found it annoying. good movie tho

>use to be whitez n sheeit
>has a country inside its borders --> cucked?
>Cape Town, Pretoria, Johannesburg

Any white South African whose ancestry dates back to the 17th and 18th centuries probably has a little indigenous African blood.

The Dutch settlers were horny and loved fucking Khoisan women.

That's so obviously doctored. Should have get a real pic faggot

>That body has to be the result of African infusion.

No

it's all about that hip to waist ratio

I haven't seen the movie but South Africa has many accents.

You probably heard either an Afrikaans accent or a Bantu accent.

There's also the Anglo accent which is more like what Trevor Noah has. A lot of Americans mistake him for being British lol.

Some girls are simply born THICC

I don't think so.

That body has to be the result of American infusion.

damn she THICC

Would love to die on those boobs

>you will never fondle those znozzle bags

South africa is whiter than the US

And tits are bigger tho.

okay mejico

better-looking women too

Cape Town
Orania
J-Burg

save the whites and maybe the asians, burn everything else

Not for long if the number of divorced white dudes hooking up with black girls is anything to go by.

I know they're busy lowering the white population number by making mixed race babies.

Pic related, my cousin and his wife.

Your cousin is a disgrace.

it was afrikaans i believe

youtube.com/watch?v=NeKdDCR319s

>no bloemfontein

o-okay.

Is she Xhosa?

>dreadlocks

Oh, bruh! Tell us about relationships between blacks and whites in SA please.

Sorry senpai. But I didn't know about Pretoria either if it makes you feel better.

Yep, that's a very harsh Afrikaans accent lol.

These people exemplify what an Anglo South African accent sounds like. It's a lot cleaner.

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No idea.

Someone from South Africa tell me about this literal white genocide that's being planned.

...

well, i know south africa has three capitals: one political, one judicial and one administrative or something like that.

johanesburgo and capetown are two cities i can remember now.

rugby is the most popular sport in the country, especially among the whites. and football has some popularity among the blacks.

nelson mandela.

segregation.

F F F F F

In a general sense there's rather large divide between white male/black male socially. Unless you're gay, then it's a different story. White man black woman has been a thing since the earliest days and is on the rise because white dudes have been getting badly burned with divorce settlements.

sounds just like one of my sister's friend. which makes sense since he's SA

Facebook memeshit, nothing more.

What stops them from getting burned with a black woman?

idk but with the crazy parliament south africa has, anything is possible.

just watch this shit

youtube.com/watch?v=_yT9RtyS8uc

Negros get the jobs from the state hence stability, so it's only natural

That's actually pretty cool that white men and black women get along in SA.

I'm happy to hear that.

Do black men harass WM/BW couples?

Trevor Noah's mom was called a whore for getting impregnated by a white dude. Black Taxi driver tried to kidnap her.

>white dudes have been getting badly burned with divorce settlements
Funny thing because it seems like a tendency that work in the whole world now.
So.. You mean
>White man black woman
scheme work better than "traditional" one. How do you think, why? Black women are less bitchy?

>What do you know and how do you feel about South Africa?

It's the modern day Rhodesia.

Black women won't cheat on you if without you they lose the nice lifestyle you give them.

Trevor Noah is from South Africa. I wish he was always this dirty with his comedy.

youtube.com/watch?v=YZQ7NL-o6E8

Black women are less likely to enact a scorched earth policy due to their upbringing which dictates that the man is the man and requires a certain level of respect. White woman on the other hand...

>bloke I used to work finds out he has a brain tumour
>nearly the size of a tennis ball
>goes for chemo, doesn't work
>doctors tell him in an indirect way that he's done for
>wife immediately splits from him and claims most of his shit
>dude is on his own and losing control of his bodily functions

>another dude shows us a maintenance judgement
>the ex wife somehow got the court to award her over 90% of his salary
>had to battle for quite some time to get it overturned

That girl is not South African. She's Haitian.

Less bitchy by far and a whole lot more loyal. I know a bloke who got caught fucking men by the wife but guess what, they're still married.

Do South Africans say m8?

Aren't race relations terrible in South Africa right now
>pic kind of related

China seems to be more common, same thing really. China plate = mate in cockney rhyming slang.

Got it. Thanks for answers, buddy!

>taxi driver
There's the problem.

That's much funnier than the daily show

It's the result of eating a bit more than necessary.