Waifu thread

Waifu thread
Previous: The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Discuss yours and other's choices
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Insult Dio

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youtu.be/tRsfOGJ5lZg
youtu.be/bUNECHCKWBc
lets.rabb.it/886j/9FcuZZyuJB
youtube.com/watch?v=1dyXDXDhN88
youtube.com/watch?v=c0KBTK4Vq2A
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

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Still here.

Ach, das kennt man doch schon.
Zeig mehr Alzheimer, wie die Oma die vergesen hat, das der Führer tot ist und permament versucht auf ihn anzustoßen.

Die Vernichtung der jüdischen Rasse in Europa?

My biggest concern is that my pants won't be able to restrict the beast no more if an actual f-femal touched by hair.

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>claiming Taiga

Quack

Still here

Claim

jerk off before you go or something?

I see, you wanna join our rabbit? we finished watching a movie, we're not really doing anything right now

Aber es wär doch romantisch

Da fällt mir nur die hier ein
youtube.com/watch?v=9lNlJ6s9Bqo

>8IPs
>4 QTs
we're off to a good start

賢狼ホロはいびきをかかぬ!

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カラミチーマス

Sure.

So you hate tea tea.
Eric is why I want birb.
Also Harley and Gotcha.
youtu.be/tRsfOGJ5lZg
youtu.be/bUNECHCKWBc

lets.rabb.it/886j/9FcuZZyuJB

if you know anything you want, just put it, we never do anything productive

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BIRB

No way that's gonna be enough. I probably wont even muster the courage to step inside the store, and even if I did I'd creep everyone out with my heavy sweating and breathing.

>Assoziales Element
Topkek.
Der Kameramann ist bestimmt 3 Schattierungen zu dunkel.

It suits her well. I'd tap that.

How about starting with something on a smaller scale?

pretend shes ur waifu

HOLA

Hating one popular tea flavor does not mean you hate tea entirely

It's like saying hating one anime thing means you hate every single anime thing

So listening to 2sexy isn't productive? :o

Any suggestions?

I'd cum right there, in my pants, before she even starts.
Also what if I start violently hugging her while screaming until the cops arrive?

Cockatoos in general are fucking douchebags.

Tomoko is surprisingly a good model for Cosplay.

She can wear a lot of costumes well and a lot of things look good on her.

However, my favorite costume swap is Megumin and Emilia.

youtube.com/watch?v=1dyXDXDhN88

then you have a good story to tell /waifu/ %)

>Lewd!
Show Megumin. Emilia is meme tier anyway.

Nah, they said next time I won't get off with just a restriction order.

>stalks

Just google Emilia Megumin and it will pop up in Images.

There're some real niggers in this thread

o fug

brb updating firefox :o

[cue sonokawa]

I thought you broke :o

Ach, nur gut gebräunt würd ich sagen

youtube.com/watch?v=c0KBTK4Vq2A
kennste den schon, speziell der typ bei 1:20 ist der hammer

mister Hate please give me advice on techniques if you're gonna tell me to kill myself this thread

Kill Yourself

hate-chan is kind of cute...

how ;~; please give me advice on what method works best

I dunno? Finding some allies might be a good begining?

I love Kumiko!

If you're gonna do something then do it right.

little kumiko is so cute :(

great scott that was a pretty cool /waifu/ sesh i had w u guys thanks for lighting up my day! now i will go watch a ni me
ikarous if u read this pls come back soon

Oh, I read that wrong I hoped for more Tomo cosplay...

Lies and slender!

Yea, I need to take a detour every time I go shopping just so I can avoid the playground.
Takes me a good 20 minutes longer each time...

Bester Mann. Schande dass das nichts geworden ist.
Ihr hättet ruhig etwas besser Wahlkampf machen können...

Like, the honorable Japs or the strong Serbs?

I love the way you love her

Look, Tomoko a clock.

She's just as cute at every age!

I just post in these threads user, nothing admirable about that.

Or we could start with like-minded people in the thread?

Ach, hab mit gutem Gewissen den alten Mann 2 mal gewählt

This is somewhere between hot and depressing. My cock is confused.

We might be able to guilt trip that multi track heretic into joining. I'll try it lowkey.

Hey, wanna join us in our quest to cleanse Europe of the Jew?

Ein guter Anfang, aber der Feind betrügt gewiss noch mehr!

I don't think that look suits her

Tomoko a Goddess.

Who cares what you think.

mfw I have this as a wallscroll at home

But you you always do it in such a nice and inspiring way.

i do tbh

Und mit alter Mann mein ich natürlich den Bello
Der Feind lügt die ganze Zeit, ja

Why are people so bad at this game? Tomo

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It really doesn't

>when nobody cares what you think

Tomoko is too flat

Sure thing, how can I contribute to this noble cause?

But that's wrong, you retarded cat.

i don't wanna

It's true though, DFC is just a meme

>chai translates literally to tea
Entertaining douchebags.

She is perfect to me.

My poor dick doesn't know what to do anymore, but my curious mind wants you to continue.
Also sorry Tomoko, but string-boobs only works with boobs.

Die teilwesen deutschen Untertitel iritieren immer ein wenig...
Hast du keine qualitativ hochwertigen Fanarts?

Udders are for cattle. Real women have flats.

It's gotten really comfy. Especially the music sessions.

These symbols where a fine first step.
Next we're gonna make a whole in a box.

Honestly, I just say "More than an hand or mouthful is a waste."

What's the point of F-cups if you can't even adequately play with the entire breast.

Big fat cat tats are a meme.

That was the joke.

;;;;'___ ;;; for me? i cant talk to you any other way

I thank you for your appreciation, user.
don't let the man get you down

And who might that be?

An amazing thumnail once again thumbnail....

I have discussed the matter with my Johnson and we reached the conclusion that it's even better without boobs as it manages to highlight the flatness of the chest.
God bless DFC!

The friendly claimer of god's chosen race who already agreed to go along with the plan.

Also just for research purposes:

Real women with feminine penises maybe

No such thing as a waste

Fanart ist häresie!!!
Nur original material zählt! Und eigene Screenshots haben eben die emotionalste Verbindung!

Ach ja, etwas Poesie:

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Hell no.
Or well, just sometimes.

Never.

Agreed.
DFC is love
DFC is life

Lies. Lies lies lies.

>feminine penis

>Fanart ist häresie!!!
No it's not!
More waifu content isn't heresy.
Go away you filthy heretic!

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Päffätick!
Schäbige Ausschnitte aus 360p Videos samt halbem Untertitel sind armselig und zeugen von schwachem Geist.

Bist du auf Droge?

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While too big is a thing, it's far past more than a handful

A DFC may as well be a little boy

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Hi jill

Reminder: Tits may be okay, but DFC is a best

hey Tomoko. doing anything today?
agreed.

ass is better

Just to be sure, you know we are talking about preference right? And neither of us are wrong?

Either way, I just like tinier breasts. They just seem more erotic. Like "I know there is a breast here, it can't hide from me, I will find you!" Instead of "Oh, well, there it is."

Leaves nothing to the imagination.

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Just sitting around playing titanfall. Jill is pretty cute.

Glad to know you are enjoying it.
Probably gonna sleep now though, unless I can't, in which case I'll just stay up a bit doing dog things with my dog.