*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

Kick it in the fucking pussy

360 and walk away

720 and run!

Oh? What's this? OwO

>shit my pants
>throw them at it

Drop kick and hope it's neck broke. Every other outcome is death anyway

*unzip pants*

its a dude with a costume so pull out my 44 and dome him

No worries.
I have the high ground

wait a goddamn minute, I've seen that gay blowjob before

Say: Sup dude, then fall over him cuz I have a superior position

*Shits my pants*

give it a boop

I would accept that i live within a sexy furry greentext story and whip out my dick.

My fucking sides

*the unholy smell drives it off*

Welcome him with my FAL resting on my forearm, with stockings + sleeves and my foxy tail buttplug...

>Heellooo, do you wanna yiff? Wrruuff! ;3

360 is facing same direction

The human's greatest defense

Top kek wtf

Ok, 720° then...

>here boy you look hungry have some dog treats little buddy better?
>better
You're not you when you're hungry. Snickers really satisfies.

Smoke meth with it and play with its crippled legs.

Call Atreyu

newfags can't moonwalk

I would like joseph joestar
RUN THE FUCK AWAY WHILE SCREAMING IN PAIN AND FEAR

/k/ as fuck

lube up with my bad-dragon cumlube (tm) and assume the position iv trained all my life with my medium david the werewolf (tm) dragon dildo for just such a occasion :^)

I would give this dog a bone.

Also "NOPE" scenario can be launched.

Two scenarios
>A: where I'm too stupid to notice it's a human in a costume
I'd call it up, and pet it and brush it and give it a bath.
>B: when it's obviously a human in a constume
I'd be like "What the fuck are you doing, Phil?"

Nova the Breeder is also good ;3
However your werewolf looks interesting

Fuck it up

Get that fucking 9gag watermark out of here son

scary face head. weak puny hands. okay faggot

im actualy considering getting a breeder in april, iv acted as a middleman when shipping for some others and they all wanted a nova

*big boy President squishes you*

Got him

Go down...

Will give me a break of searching online on ways to commit suicide, and will actually not look like a suicide once my family finds my body.

Same here, I've ordered together with several furrfags from central Europe. I do not know what customs officers thought about box on my name with 10 dragon phalluses during customs clearance...

I'm not stuck down here with you, you're stuck down here me.

His name is Spot. When he spots you he gets you

its a shame in the uk, i found just ordering the dicks is about £20 for import fee but then adding a $5 lube doubled the custom fee, i think they custom each type of item inside based on what it is (liquids/solids ect) never use UPS for delivery they wanted cash on hand on delivery yet dont give you a estimate on the price so you chould be out of pocket and just walk away then i had to pay a extra free to collect it at my post office, fedex just leave a invoice which is way easier to manage.

Kick it in the nards.

Ask for Sup Forumsfur

bottom or top?

newfag gtfo

good thing i'm into furry

Jump onto the creatures head.

you're really easy to bait...

I don't remember inviting Tyrone over

no, you are

>"i'm not stupid, you're stupid!!!!"
really nice argument you have there

Kick it out of the way, I got shit to do.

baited

Paul ffs clean that fucking sweat suit.
im not letting u keep that thing on indoors

...

really easy to say that behind a computer screen. if you saw me in real life you'd think twice before saying something like that. fucking retard

rape.