Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

still alive

Combat Philosophies of the various Races:
Amarr: God says I'm better than you, so just stop fighting back.
Caldari: I don't need a fast ship, I can hit you from here.
Minmatar: Hold on, as soon as I find something heavy I'll kill you with it.
Gallente: Just wait 'til I get in range....

>ITT

I had a dream I killed my niece by eating her Hot Cheetos

Maybe only using magic will make Skyrim entertaining....

To save her, yes, yes I would.

What are some positive things about your day then~?

Shit then you'll love living in NYC. We got trains for days

I got the one cup size~
I don't really like drinking coffee so yeah.
I also have a 6 cup and 3 cup moka pot but they're not Bialetti. The ones I have were made in China. I hope the Bialetti has a difference

magic in skyrim without mods is shit

Fucking god damn it, I swear...

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"feminine" refers not just to literal females but to anything that possesses or is imagined to possess stereotypically female qualities. a man can be feminine or strike a feminine pose. various cultures attribute "femininity" to obviously genderless features of the natural world, like the moon or the soil (ancient chinese identified the ground as feminine with a masculine sky above). there are feminine rhymes in poetry. if an abstract linguistic pattern can be feminine, why not a penis?

for example, a slender, smooth penis, contrasted with a blunt and veiny member. a graceful penis. a receptive penis that does not aggressively penetrate but rather allows itself to be engulfed. and isn't dribbling semen reminiscent of a breast's warm milk? a nurturing penis, a penis like a doting mother.

What's the matter qt?

Rekt
Nazi anime is best anime.

Comparing the other Noodle designs to this one, it seems more tame than the rest

I miss EvE...

It's a premonition, don't eat her Hot Cheetos in the future, unless you actually wanna kill her...

pleb
I got the one cup size as well, I'd kill myself with the 3 cup one for sure.
Hope it lives up to the expectations.

>skyrim without mods is shit
This is enough.

Amen to that

Skyrim in general is shit without mods

In a lot of cases, even with mods it's still shit

Claiming best girl

What consoles do you have?

I actually want some Hot Cheetos :(

Then come play Free and join my Taxless waifu corp.

mine

Still here.

But just like subway trains, right?

Petri Heil.

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Claim

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open the letter -_-

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What letter -_-

What's worth more to you, delicious Hot Cheetos, or your family?
Go get the cheetos, you know you want to....

I do have an account, will miss muh ships if I start a pleb one.
Every time I return to eve, I get dragged into a shitstorm, can be fun, but it has kinda felt like work the last few times.
Will maybe return with a more casual approach in the future.

Nice one, actually got me laughing.

You can re-log in with your account, but you'll get an Alpha account and be locked out of most of the super-high tier ships and mods. But you cans till make money.

The one I sent you _-_

leave him alone -_-

カラミチーマス

How many here play GW2?

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I played GW1 some years ago.
That got me some GW2 title, does that count?

GW2? What is that?

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You didn't send me anything -__-

Someone had to draw that. Just as a reminder.

Eh, no, it doesn't.

Guild Wars 2.

I put so much spicy shit in this ramen

>And I don't regret it at all

Muggo

Oh

Jmantime is a legend. If he were more active, there's no way he wouldn't have a pic of Tanya with Spongebob or something

This pic made me laugh hard

The world.

Hush.

M-maybe I'll return the pot if it feels flimsy like the ones I have now...

I can't trust those Italians.

>best girl
>claims saya
That's not SpeedWagon.

There's Amtrak trains too, don't get too close because the force will suck you in and kill you. And there's cargo trains too.

Not even spinning... You can't win!

It got me two even!

Any old fashioned trains with smoke and stuff?

Look at his fucking eyes he MUST be autistic.
That's fucked.
Hehehehehe

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Desperately hoping someone wouldn't call me on that.
It's okay, even I can't win everything

>That's a lie
>I can

>that's not Winning Girl
FTFY, Sono.

I am so fucking done with thottery it ain't even a joke anymore

I'm one step away from going full Tupac on this bitch

Misaki claimed

>thottery
>Full Tupac
???????????????

Sometimes you'll see one but they're usually just for show~

Jerk...

Please~ No one can beat SpeedWagon!

That's a thottery? I swear you kids make words up these days.

What are you on about?

I imagine winning the thottery is like winning the lottery except you get more chicks

>you kids

holy shit these are amazing

Should I Deus Vult with a shield and mace, or greatsword...

>winning the lottery
Sorry to be negative again, but... you don't.

If you think i'm a jerk then you should be glad you did not see the tard stories I told last night and what I think of fur fags and tards.
>9
Ok this is funny now get them my god emperor.
Next it's the commie ones!

Stolen

Shield and mace.
I have no idea what we're talking about, but I'm an expert.

>implying no win
Who do you think you are

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kys instead

Oy vey I finally got one!

>777
And the merchant scurries off with Sono, you will be missed.

I'm someone who never wins.

Well shit. Sono, you got rolling to do lad.

Well shit, sucks for them.

Sure you do.
Everybody wins.

That reply wasn't directed at you, silly face

Why don't you like furries?

Time to kill myself... please treat her well..

>good bye thread

My ex called me for the first time in forever Tuesday acting as if she could never let go of me and practically begged me to let her back into my life.

I was admittedly kind of hoping she'd changed a bit and I could talk to her again. I did sort of miss her.

Lol nope.

We haven't even met yet and she's being as rude as she was in the days before I kicked her out. Can't meet me, ever, just wants me there to text. I get to be her tampon, basically.

Why I'm not gay I don't even know.

nice

Nah mate you gotta roll for your waifu

Don't worry... I'll take good care if her

>contacting a bad-term ex
>like, ever
Well there's your first mistake.

NOT ON MY WATCH SCUM THE RULES CHANGE WHILE I'M HERE! YOU MUST GET QUADS! TO STEAL A WAIFU DUE TO THE GERMAN PRESENCE! GAS GAS GAS!
I've every time I see them I want to strange them with those fucking little tails they wear then shove it so far down their throat that it is shit covered so I can hang them with it.

Aww cutie I'm jk you can have her back

Waifu

Careful, you'll cut someone with that edge, mate

>Winner

My ex called me first, bro.

You don't get to make the rules, newfag.

It is how it always has been, Trips result in a steal.

At least it sounds like you're not in too deep already, can tell her to fuck off without too many complications.
Can't say you didn't try at least.

oh does someone have the sads cause their ex called them what a poor baby. least you had one!

Just ignore her
or tell her to fuck off
Problem solved

>giving into the ex at all
dun fukken up

Guess we need some changes than.
>German waifus make it quads
K thanks

>following thread rules
I guess there's still a handful of people who still do, at least to some degree.

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But it goes both ways, my guy.
It's good to give someone a second chance,
But they squandered it, so it's the end of that.

This.

Your shitty waifu doesn't change anything.
The rules were set at the first thread.
They have remained unchanged.

Merchant poster here, you can have her back

WEABOOOOS

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Nigger

Here

Old rules fail eventually that is why people create new ones. Fuck them being unchanged, lets change some shit up.
>German waifus make it quads
I prefer to be called a weeb k thanks.