Tard wrangler/ Tard caretaker

Tard wrangler/ Tard caretaker

AMA

Share us some crazy greentext about a tard you've wrangled in the past.

Requesting short story from work to get thread engaged !

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Another bump, wqit for that green text baby

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what is the professional term for tardwrangler?
oh btw i hate when they call autistic people tards.
some of them seem retarded,but albert fucking einstein had autism too.

Post the picture of you kicking a tard that we all know you have

Don't green text often so I'll give it a try for you my Sup Forumsros

How many parents would you say are completely incapable of handling their tards?

This caption doesn't make sense

why do all tards smell the same? what makes them smell this way?

Not sure but I'm technically a caretaker so my job title is like DSP or something

I actually don't, checkd

they mistake middle eastern seasoning for cologne

>1 smart guy had autism
>Millions of smart guys didn't have autism

Show me another smart guy that had/has autism.

many high-functioning autists
in fact,aspies are usually above average.

DSP? Doesn't that make you retarded?

Difficulty in using the bathroom / difficulty in cleaning them.

Poor hygiene

Is that what they tell to autists to cheer them up?

WAITING FOR GREENTEXT, OH HOLY WRANGLER

>DSP
kinda.
still has some truth to it.
my cousin has autism
he is a fuckin genius.
his social skills are a bit rusty tho.

I'm on my phone so be patient my dudes. Gf's tits for you while you wait

1. Why/how did you get into it?
2. Do you find the job stressfull?
3. If so does the pay make up for it? Not sure how much you guys actually make

Ever fuck a re-re?

Bumpitty for OP

Tard Wrangler here, they call us support staff

I bet they earn a retarded amount of money

Hell yeah, twice a week we go on outings with them and they pay for our meals. Normally we go to sizzler and Dennis type places

Bump boi

Women are like parking spaces, most are taken. So when no one is looking, stick it in the disabled one. OP related.

OP here, pay isn't super good but there's a lot of benefits like that, free food, sometimes they pay for maintenance on my car since I drive the tards around, pay for my gas and whatnot. Got to take a couple high functioning tards to Universal Studios and boss paid for my ticket and food, went to Universal for free and actually got paid for it.

Best friends grandparents own and run the home
Can be some days
Refer to above reply

Biggest tard you've subdued?

So you just hang out with them or what? Are you trained in ABA?
RBT here.

Ah, the Einstein-and-Tesla-had-autism-so-it-must-be-the-next-stage-human-evolution gambit.

So little unlike alcoholics talking about Hemingway. Yes, you are an alky like Hemingway, just withoutnthe fucking genius.