Ask a retired male escort anything ( pic unrelated )

Ask a retired male escort anything ( pic unrelated )

have you found love after? and is it a turn off for women knowing(?)

also what condiment do you use on your toast ?

How do you get into that business?

No, I've not found love. I know a couple of the people I've dated weren't very happy when they knew what I use to do.

I'm an advocate for strawberry jam.

Did you have sex with mostly ugly old women? Also were u having sex with dudes too

I kinda fell into it by accident. No idea how you'd get into it deliberately.

How many rancid vaginas did you have to eat with a smile on your face in order to get paid?

I'd say it was 60% older women. Not all ugly, some were. Four men in my career.

More than I can recall

How old is "older"? And how do you get hard for ugly old women?

How big is your pecker ?

Older than I am. So anyone 30+. There's a lot of 30 something's that need a date for business meetings and the like.

Alcohol, but not too much or you get hard for nothing.

7inch. So nothing special.

What was the pay like?

Very, very good. I could probably work one full weekend and then do nothing for two or three weeks.

Did you work for an agency? Or how did you get your clients?

better than most

Did you date anyone while you were doing it ? Was it hard telling your friends ? How did they react ?

How much would I pay you for one fun night?

Word of mouth done most of my advertising. Fairly certain I've shagged every single over 35 in one company. I also had a website that I would promote.

What kind of AIDS meds are you currently taking? How's your rectal health?

No. I was single pretty much the whole time I was in that business. Be difficult to keep a relationship with that job. My family don't know, we aren't close.

And friends, most just joked about it. Some were jealous. One I helped get into the business.

Depends. Some people I charged less because I'd want to do it, others were charged more because I wouldn't want too. Holidays the price went up again.

I've a clean bill of health.

Did you have to refuse any clients ? What were you rules on that ?
Do you regret doing it, or not ? Why ?

Was her nose really a penis?

Yeah. There was one chick who stalled me afterwards so when she tried to hire me for more I had to shut that down.

Rule wise, #1 was trust your gut. Fairly certain I've avoided bad situations because of it.

And do I regret it? No. I've a nice bit of money to lean back on should times get tough, and besides, it was fun.

What?