So my gf is saying she wants to see my dick. I think she wants dicpics. She sent nudes twice, were still a new couple...

So my gf is saying she wants to see my dick. I think she wants dicpics. She sent nudes twice, were still a new couple. I have a small dick and I heard girls don't really like dicpics. What do
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Send her dick pics and hope for the best. If you send her fakes and she pulls your pants down to see your might morphin mircro penis, she'll leave your ass instantly

You got a gf and she ain't seen your pee pee? Something don't add up.

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We're both virgins. The only thing we've have really done was second base and her sending me nudes.

I got your back. Send her this.

If you're paranoid about having pictures of your dick in the wild, just show her your dick in person.

Just take a pic at an angle that makes it look bigger

simple user let me tell you all the tricks

you have to set the camera from down low alligned below your balls and erect yor shaft and take a picture as if your dick is looking down to the camera.

oil it just a bit with cream or oil.

then since your afraid of being used as revenge porn dont show your body or face just a dick pic.

this is a photography strategy napoleon used to make him look taller

Lmfao exactly this. Just be confident dude, she is your girlfriend after all.

she's going to share them with her friends

I'm thinking about telling her ill show her in person

napoleon wasnt short this was just propaganda the english made up

Send them. If she's your gf, she's going to find out sooner or later.

False Napoleon was actually average size. The short thing was just a rumor by british to mock him

he was short compared to world avg.

avg. to the french.

just like how japs are short in general, but acceptable between each other,

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Worst case scenario is that she laughs, then goes to find someone else to be stretched out by, which if that's the case, you should be happy to say adios to that slut.

Good plan. Plus, you can segue in to more fun things if she's up for it.

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ok like how small are we talking here?

Just told her ill show her in person. She doesnt really care. I think she thinks I'm too scared to show her tho.
Also, first time getting triple six
3.2 inches

Oh well man if you're both virgins just send your dick. And let's see it I'll judge if you want. But if she's a virgin she probably does not give a shit about the size of your cock

3.2 inches hard? Ooooor soft? I'm 7 inches and I feel small. So I can only imagine.

I don't know you, but I can tell you are a faggot.

Soft tho it's been a while since I've measured

Rude.

you are small faggot. I'm 9 inches soft. 10 inches hard.
>MFW girls sleep with me just to understand the myth of Mr. Pickles

does anyone have sauce on this image

Never measure soft, bro. That's not how things are done. Get a tape measure and do it right.

Then you should be fine dude. Most girls who arent massive whores are generally pretty ok with the 5.5-6.5 range.

Oh that's not bad man. How old are you? You sound 13. But 3.2 inches soft isnt too bad. Hard it'll be way more. I'm only like 4 inches soft but 7 when I'm super hard. So I think you're pretty average bud

Anyone have sauce on this image

Sure you do, just like every other faggot on this board.

Also if you do send her a picture make sure you're hard lol nobody wants a soft dick pick unless they ask

You heard wrong, women love smaller penises.

Don't know where you're getting your info.

Check these dubs

Would do dickrate but my phone pics go past the 2 mb imit

two words:
camera angles
make that shit seem big!

inb4 underage b&

Lower the size? There are apps for that

Actually she's just big into religion

British here.
Napoleon is a legoman.

What apps? Never heard of any

Mines called "Reduce Photo Size"

Plug your phone in to your computer, copy pics, resize on computer.

>legoman
You sound like a 5 year old trying to make a meme.