>be me >meet this dude and his girlfriend a few days ago >dudes chill as fuck, instant friends >hit it off with his girlfriend too, she's laughing at all my jokes and stuck around 3 hours after her bf left to talk to me >basically openly hit on her for three days infront of him, getting hit on back the whole time >he gets aggressively jealous when we all hang out >feel sort of rejected by her so apologize to bro and try to right my ways >join party two days later and she's coming onto me again
what the fuck do I do here
this bitch has no idea what she's doing and I can't help the feels for her
but dude is my bro now, and he's been dating her for a year and a half
Samuel Richardson
If you wanna be his bro tell him his girls being a whore
Hudson Miller
Just calm down and smoke some beer dude.
Lincoln Miller
How well are you friends with this guy? Like, if you fucked him over would you continue seeing him and it would make your life awkward?
Samuel Ward
Don't be a dick and cake on your bros gf. Tell him she's a hoe. Why get feels for her if she would probably do the same thing to you?
Jack Green
>this bitch has no idea what she's doing Yes she does. >and I can't help the feels for her She's playing with you, stop. >what the fuck do I do here Tie him up and fuck her while he watches then kill them both.
Zachary Rogers
Fucking tell him about his girl and keep going.
Isaac Diaz
Just be distant, faggot It ain't easy, but it works, and search another girl you lazy fucker
Jeremiah Baker
I do but I can't help the feels. It's gonna show when we hang out whether I like it or not.
Nah man I meet him probably a week ago like I said in OP. But he's a legit down to earth dude, great sense of levity and positivity that I'd sort of be bummed losing as a homie
Hudson Torres
If ur his "bro" then tell him his gf is a waste of a cumbucket
Liam Parker
Wisdom
Aaron Green
Tell the bro, bro
Alexander Kelly
I played it off like I was the only one doing anything cus I wasn't 100%
after tonight I'm 100%, his girl wants my dick
I already apologized and I'm not fucking doing that again, I can't believe I did it in the first place
Hunter Anderson
Tell your dude his gf is a whore Marke them fight till they are sick of each other Bang gf lel
Gabriel Hall
Call her on her bullshit. Say something blunt like, "you're acting like you want to fuck."
If she says yes, go tell bro that his girl is a whore.
If she says no, tell her to stop acting like she wants to fuck.
Jace Lee
Here's the thing man
As of right now if she wanted to fuck I wouldn't be able to stop myself
I'm on the fence, that's why I'm asking for advice
Adam Cooper
Well, you better learn some self control if you're going to be a good bro.
It really depends if you value bro's friendship or not. Is it worth losing him for 15 min of fun with a cheating whore? Don't even think about a relationship with her...She'd end up cheating on you too.
Aaron Sullivan
Do nothing bro, jackie chan is gonna kick your ass if you steal his girl
Isaac Jones
Everyone told you not to fuck or hit on the girl but you claim it's not in your control.
Don't be a wuss and learn self control.
Joshua Jackson
>feel sort of rejected by her so apologize to bro and try to right my ways
Jose Harris
Eh
I've been single for three years and she's about to turn 18
This shit is totally out of my hands
Landon Price
I know dude, I got cucked hard
I can't believe I fucking apologized who the fuck does that?
Brayden Moore
Bros before hoes. Stupid saying that turns out to be the best advice 95% of the time.
Asher Parker
Everyone knows It's Bros before Hos
Lucas Williams
what the fuck did you just post in my thread
James King
if your name begins with N fuck you
Josiah Martinez
it doesn't my friend, no worries
Isaac Stewart
sounds like you gettin cucked tho, faggot
Jacob Williams
tfw she left me for the cock carousel
tfw 4 bottles of rum in 2 weeks
hepl
Michael Bell
>cock carousel I would be sorry if I cared because that's fucking hilarious.
Noah Thompson
mfw apathy is cool
Nicholas Watson
if you can make that funny
you'll get another one
Andrew Lopez
As in Nigger?
Benjamin Morris
Sounds like a headache... dodge that bullet!
Henry Long
Don't know if anyone's said this yet but give her the cold shoulder subtly and be his bro. Don't joke around with her, have straightforward conversations, as soon as you act uninterested she'll get bored with you or come on aggressively in which case you play white knight while she gets her ass dumped. She's a whore and you don't want to get mixed up in their relationship, don't tell him to break up or anything cuz that will backfire, just be his friend and let their relationship run its course.
Unless she turns out to be some calculating psycho bitch, in which case you need to either need to warn him and deal with the consequences or remove both of them from your life.
Evan Rodriguez
Well why the fuck are you asking for advice if you're just going to let your labido decide for you? Fuck her if you want, it's cheaper than paying a hooker.
Levi James
Because I need someone like to try and change my mind
I also don't mind being told go ahead and just fuck her, so win win here
Bentley Bell
Gets some text or video evidence of her acting this way so the dude doesnt just "take her back" or "write it off" when she tries to explain herself (lies). But yeah be a real man and EXPOSE this cunt.
Brody Price
Do you value his friendship? Answer this first... HMMM?
if not then fuck her, then let him know because shes a whore, forget about being friends with him.
If you do actually want to be friends with this guy, then get real evidence of thia bitch being shady and present it to him.
Camden Thomas
Op is a faggot Beta-Male. Suck his dick and let her finger your ass while she edges you pussy.
Isaac Sanders
100% honest:
I did it enough to apologize when I felt a little rejected, but it took that much to make me realize the value in his friendship. Nw that she's coming back onto me my dick is taking over.
Jacob Butler
the only thing holding you back is your sense of morality, whether you think this is the right thing or not because you can literally get away with it.. youll regret it though eventually everything comes back on you one way or the other
Jaxson Richardson
If she's been openly hitting on you what makes you think she won't do the same when you guys are an item? Sounds like one of those bitches who just wants the forbidden.
Chase Rodriguez
Sounds like you're a weak fuck.
Asher Cook
Nothing, really. I know what I'm getting myself into I've done this 3 or 4 times as shitty as that is
The pussies always sweeter when you're takin it from someone
Isaac Ward
youre asking the question because youre unsure and you know its wrong
Wyatt Ross
>be distant
Can confirm. Read up on stoicism for some related info.
Josiah Flores
no shame, I am weak for about-to-turn-18 pussy
especially when I haven't been fucked in three yars
Lincoln Cooper
You need to stop thinking with your weiner and kill yourself
Jace Garcia
>fuck his bitch make him a cuck. >start dating her full time >same shit happens to you a few months or years down the line
Chase Brown
Both those posts were me. You'll ruin your friendship but you already knew that. You're an asshole and you deserve her, dive in.