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reee piss off cara i was made my thread first

might do a cheeky suicide

got a decent little no fap streak going on

the thread that gets linked first gets the bananas, it's the rule

started drinking at 10:30am
ah yes, a new low

m' d' a c' s'

madman

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'n t' 'ps an' wa' owt?

i'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you've watched at least one of his rallies before forming this opinion. i've seen dozens of his rallies and i can honestly say he's genuine. the fact he's following through on all of his campaign promises proves this.

Give me all your liquid asessets and I'll build a tower. It'll be the best tower you've ever seen. People they say, they say, 'Trump. He builds towers like no one else!'. Why do they say that? Because they know I build great towers. It will be Yuge! *knows exactly which contractors to call to make the building with illegal labour and shitty construction material*

They all do that in public, but what decides who will lead is determined in private. Think of this conversation taking place:

>right lads, i'm gonna run for leader, because...
Every candidate has to fill in that last bit convincingly to get the support of the party, movement, whatever. There are others also filling in that last bit, and while cronyism, nepotism and stuff like that is a factor, people usually give way to emotional arguments more than rational arguments. For the left this is often a barrage of sob stories, for the right this is more likely to be a barrage of boasts designed to instill confidence.

When you start trying to run, the first thing you're asked is "where is your money gonna come from?" You have to do fundraising. This can be grassroots, door-to-door donations (eg. Obama) or it can be fundraising events, galas etc, where you effectively sell access to powerful politicians (eg. Giuliani), or maybe you already have the money from other enterprises (eg. Trump). The fundraising methods differ but the arguments used to exert influence will tend to depend on which side you are trying to take charge of.

fuck anyone who says when you can and can't drink

i would kill myself if i didn't put a bit of whisky in my coffee each morning

England akbar

Think I'm getting your more and more autistic every day

'tto

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ah yes the suburbs

'o

yodeling at the australian postal service

*drives all the whisky out of australia*

>i would kill myself if i didn't put a bit of whisky in my coffee each morning
feel free to

'tto

its not morning drinking if you haven't gone to bed

2bhfam

*gets you a lucozade*

i have gone to bed
i had a job interview at 9:30 but instead of going i bought a maccies breakfast and some beer and came back home
i was dressed up and everything

really need to stop eating dinners I prepared literally a week prior and have been sitting in the fridge since

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doing a friday night

classy friday morning desu

I think I'll hit the bottle at lunch as it's friday

jesus man sort your shit out

go outside you weirdo

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wish this runt would stop talking about his job interview

... its a ring-toss game

is it friday already? jesus, could've sworn it thursday yesterday

in my defence, i already have a job
i booked today off to go to the interview
sorry
very distressing situation

trying to dox a girl I matched with on tinder online just to find more pics of her to fap to and having a really bad time lads

Sent the Mum a Mother's Day card via Moonpig last night. £3.64, the bare minimum one can spend on a Moonpig. Well, it's a "holiday" invented by the greetings card companies and I'm not made of money!

At least I remembered, not like some of you ungrateful cunts.

In the toilet cubicle
Fucking freak outside keeps pacing up and down and muttering to himself

Being unemployed would be great if it weren't for the whole running out of money part.

Imagine a world where you didn't have to work, but you still got money to pay rent and buy cheap food and beer.

Being rich must be great; not having to work to survive.

'D

outside the toilet cubicle
Fucking freak has been sat in there giggling for half an hour

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might give prepping all my meals on sunday a go

give him a wank

'ght 'd a 'cide

hate it when you go on a fit bird from work's social media and she doesn't have any wankable pics
so fucking selfish

shit I really can't afford to forget this year

Its her birthday and all

THaiiiiiyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyiiiiiiiiiiiiiLAAAeeAAAAADdddddddDDdddddddddddddd

it's friday evening m8, fancy a stream?

'ght 'ink a 'zade

stop enabling the nonce

I'm finishing work in 3 minutes then going out

kill yourself

Sort it out now, before you forget. One less thing to worry about.

out?

going out noncing you nonce

no

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please?

on the morning commute and noticed this qt

>and they say it's the white man i should fear
>but it's my own kind doing all the killing here
tupac was redpilled af

perhaps later

reckon NEETdom would be the final nail in my coffin

got many issues that hang over me like a cloud, but the thought of being unemployed and broke (and by extension no apartment and probably car or even internet) makes me shudder

fuck you

ah....yes........the much...........hated................thai............................lad.......…................

haha something kinda similar happened to me

wanted to wank to some photographers pics, but the only pics all over her page were photography shite with the odd selfie interspersed

thats why (((they))) had him killed

>apartment

FOY

stop encouraging the kiddyfiddler

And we all know where you go after work.

Have a nice day :^)

she could probably see you taking the picture in the window reflection

saw a right qt at the art gallery yesterday, don't think she thought the same

But it's the white man that forces the black to kill???

me on the right

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would be a bit narcissistic if she did

'e 'f

no it's not

saying 'flat' makes me sound like a fucking council tenant

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thanks doc

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Shan't even begin to contemplate the idea that I might possibly move my cursor in the general direction of this image

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want to go to iceland lads

reminds me of my ex sc gf

CALL ON MEE
CALL ON MEEEE

>6 hours to open this image
na

>afraid of spending his monthly worth of MBs all at once

>blowing a dildo

disgusting bint

> called flat
> not literally flat

> apartment
> actually a compartment

> condominium
> not a miniature condom

>Lynn Lew
moar like Lynn Lewd

boss has the narcos theme tune as his ringtone

completely ruined it for me desu

*a 'cide appears on the horizon*

>the dildos balls are wrinkly
did a giggle at that
for what purpose

In general, if my dad ever got into anything I liked, I wouldn't like it anymore.

If he likes it, it must be shit.

well known fact most sluts have daddy issues

*a 'cide menacingly walks towards you*