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NZ/New Zealand thread
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Hello, boys!
>tfw it starts to rain just as you get ready for a walk
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cuck
Taking my mum out for a bite tomorrow at some fancy 'artisan' bakery.
Jealous?
Woah, you're cool.
>cuck
watties
Hey, cutie. You not got an umbrella or a coat?
Roll call.
Where you posting from tonight?
Dunners reporting.
>or a coat?
I have chest hair.
I was thinking of putting on a rubbish bag and pretending I'm Adele.
Wellingtub
>chest hair
That certainly gets me all hot and bothered...
sorry let me clarify.
>you are a cuckhold
Go on...
Tell me why I am oh user.
>cuckhold
>cuck
>hold
>implying he likes to hold cucks
k
ha...ha...
Remember when calling someone a fag was the worst thing you could call them. Boy how things have changed...
>cuckhold
Kek what a retard.
You've been using the world cuck all this time without knowing how to spell the full form of it.
Pathetic.
Sup fuckers
Somehow I get the impression you're secretly keen as to suck a dick?
Season 3 of brooklyn 99 came out on NZ netflix today
Those were the days.
faggot
Anyone got pics of highschool teachers?
dubs dont lie
Lol user
college*
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>cuckhold
honestly just kys please
Anyone noticed some Asians have super strong NZ accents? What's up with that? Faking cunts
Any CHCH cunts
is there even an nz vola anymore??
They do it to 'blend' in, to appear just as Kiwi as us.
Indians do it too but they use slang instead of changing their accents.
Indians don't make an effort to fit in here.
That in no way refutes anything I said in my post.
Yeah, I like how they don't give a fuck about how they talk
they dunt speak new zealand proppoley.
rekt
David is gay
Hey boys lol Ravi here hows it going haha
Cigarettes kill 5000 NZers a year, and one or two Indians get bashed a year during robberies
Lol k
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invercargill lol
Fuck off ravi
No one likes you
Is Ravi a girls name?
Same, warm night huh
Whose the guy with the tats? Looks hot af.
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Mercedes Bryant Hit me up.
where she from?
You look like youve been hit too many times already, with the ugly stick
Nz chch here
Rolleston Christchurch
Does every white person have that fucking picture on the wall
Kiwi recently moved to Asia.
How fucked is the country since I've left?
She's got Maori in her.
White people have the framed posters with shit like:
>Laugh Often
>Love Family
>Be Free
etc
Its actually got better since you left
Gotten way better since you left.
hi where can i buy cigarette? i am on holiday and i see people smoke but nobody sell cigarette? do i buy from overseas?
>white person
>White people
I have a map of NZ on my wall with the words:
MINE written on it.
Dunedin reporting, not a bad day, tad bit hungry but will wait for morning, i guess.
the fucking fantabulous city that is... dunedin. /s
Brutal.
Just make one people will show up
Are you not eating because you are poor or just disorganised?
I am eating. just have a fucking fast metabolism.
Sup niggers I am super depressed again so I am back. Nothing is interesting to me and I want to die :^) I'm fine though.
What have I missed in the last couple months?
Ok Sup Forums-tards.
Who here can tell me the best place to get bongs in the Hamilton/Waikato area.
I've only got a pipe from a mate, but its pretty average.
Where can i find a pure gf lads? Tired of these loose hoes aye g.
Welcome back, motherfucker. We're all still the same. Pull up a chair and smoke/drink the sad voices away.
>What have I missed in the last couple months?
You haven't been gone that long.
Any smoke shops around? There's two here in Tauranga.
19.95 at the warehouse
1. Get a Waikato bottle, a blow torch, and stainless steep pipe and something to act as a cone.
2. Gently heat up one point of bottle until it is orange almost red in that single point.
3. Push pipe through.
4. There is no step 4, you made your own bong and it's badass.
Is there a better place than nzgameshop to buy vidya?
Taurangas fucked
Cigarettes are illegal you need to find a ciggie house.. ask the closest friendly maori and he will help you.
Pirate Bay.
>buy
Your local primary school. If youre lucky there might be some left...
You're fucking with me . . .
If you dont want physical copies, try cdkeywarehouse
Physical copies? You'll get ripped just about everywhere, so choose your own poison i guess.
Huh? Talkin bout hoes
Fuck the GST and import tax in this kike ass country.
We here on Sup Forums don't tolerate that kind of antisemitic language. You should leave.
Don't listen to this, cigarettes are fine unless you smoke them literally right in front of a cop. And usually its the Chinese who run ciggie houses
>just act confident and don't ask for change
No no no
1. Grab waikato
2. Drink waikato
3. Repeat steps 1 and 2 unill there is no more waikato.
To be fair I don't smoke weed coz work tests. If work didnt test i probably still wouldnt. Know waaay too many mongo cunts
>Know waaay too many mongo cunts
Yeah and weed is the cause of that because no mongo cunts only drink and smoke no weed aye you mongo cunt?
Go to a head shop (the old legal high stores) or a hydroponic shop.
Get a glass one that's easy to keep clean
I work for one of the largest listed company's in NZ.
We have random testing.
Still smoke, have yet to fail once.
Also, if you do fail, its more of a "You should stop, here are some steps to stop" kinda deal.
Wont lose your job unless you do it on site
More Dunedin reporting. Taking a break from Europa Barbarorum 2 to get some fried chicken. Living the life
Fried chicken gets delivered now, wtf you taking a break for mang
because night and day chicken is best fried chicken
>fried chicken
nigger detected
>one of the largest listed company's in NZ
The Warehouse?
>hurhur only niggers like fried chicken
Fuck you. Chicken is delicious.