Be me

>be me
>be girl
>invited over to house by guy, lets call him Todd
>Todd is a big guy, kinda chub
>asked out by him once, turned him down because I am socially deprived and unable to talk to normal people
>talks about this girl he's into
>find out he only asked me over because his not-gf hasn't been talking to him
>feelsbadman.jpg
>we're watching a movie and youtube
>this would be the time to try and smash
>so deprived of human contact I want to fuck this guy
>chicken out but we still keep touching arms and legs
>go home

Please help how do I fuck this guy. I am a virgin.

time stamp or gtfo

Just throw yourself at him 90% of guys cant turn down pussy that being thrown at them

tits or GTFO

> girl
> how to fuck a guy
You silly bitch. You can probably get away with "hey, wanna fuck?"

You can fuck anyone you would like, given that you look human. Men nowadays have less standards than a dog.

Tits and time stamp. Or gtfo. There are no girls on the internet.

Assuming you're a real female, the easiest way to overcome social anxiety is to relax and love yourself.
Needless to say, none of us can help you much there with that one... unless you post yo body.

>be girl
>Please help how do I fuck this guy. I am a virgin.

I'm not sure the rule applies on this one. She isn't really asking for special attention because she's a girl, just giving perspective.
The Advice to a girl in this is a LOT easier than giving the same advice to a guy.

Here you go

You're a female. Do the watching a movie and touching thing again and then just go for it. Alternatively, you could (while watching the movie) literally ask him to fuck.

Based OP. The rules didn't even apply but she did it anyway.

Clean your fucking god damn nails

litterally just suck his dick, he wont mind if hes looking around for someone

Tell him you do anal and any other bitch he wants will long be forgotten.

Grab him right in the dick

I am even more socially awkward than half of b. To be super forward like that? Nah. I mean, I thought about it. I've always been really shy.

how old are you op?

for me the biggest message would be to straight up sit on my lap, that's probably they biggest way to say "hey, fuck me"

Nineteen. He's about twenty-four.

Then do hints. Be excited when you see him. Touch him a lot (like hugs and shit). You already know he's into you, he just needs to know you're into him.

Tits or GTFO

you need to be more direct.

seriously this.
nails are important and sexy yo

look there faggot

just swerve the subject to sex. Alternatively you could watch something a bit sexual and it will be on his mind and easier to talk about. if you do enough subtle sexy shit he should realise what is up.
if that fails, go see someone else because he is gay.
also how are you a virgin with tits like those? juicy/10

you ignorant dumbass

kyS

If your personal hygiene is indicated by your nails I'm scared to ask what your pussy looks like.

Show us.

I'll definitely try. I have resting bitch face, so I'll have to try to be more expressive.

He also bought me lunch, which made me feel really guilty. Half the reason I didn't go out with him first time he asked was that he'd have to pay for everything. I'm kinda poor...

hurr durr am I part of the club yet?

lol I was waiting for that.

I made kool-aid and that shit stains your nails.

Where do you live? I will fuck you. 23, 178cm, bit skinny, average looking, 6,5" cock

creepy as fuck

well then grillnon, I don't know what to say.

I can forgive that because kool-aid is my childhood. Show us your pussy anyway.

femanon neds 2 show pussy

Ask him to watch a movie. Say him you know a good one. It's a porno. Start touching his dick. Dunno.

could you take a less shitty picture maybe? and jesus fuck, clen your nails you disgusting shitbag. n wonder guys dont want you, you look like a fucking bum! have some rpide in yourself, you hapless sack of horse shit

WRONG, these days white guys are so fagged out they would shit their pants and worry about Rape

I will if you post your dick

If she is needy as hell and not ugly. Why not?

follow the thread you fucking retard.

Find a guy you like not some1 u fuck

Rape him

follow my cock slamming you moms pussy hard, you cock gobbling nigger

Tell him you would like him to massage your shoulders when watching next film.
Have some cream lube in your bag.
Win

you dont know what she looks like faggot

feelings much? fuck whoever you want just don't get a name for yourself

Spotted the underage newfag

3edgy5me

Had your chance, fucked it. Give up and embrace that you are a fem-wizard

OK
struck a nerve?

Sold

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Isn't that everyone on Sup Forums these days?

don't expect much but insults from him he is as dull as a butter knife thats why he can't follow the thread.

wow, op delivered. you should clean your nails

Smooth bb.

ha ha that wasn't op you desperate loser

top kek

not really. maybe some faggots you hang out with are like that but if you throw yourself at most men they won't turn you down, especially after they were playing footsies with you.

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Men can be pretty dense when it comes to picking up on signals. You might have to be pretty blatant if you want his dick OP.

You are the looser with your tiny black cock. Kek

She called herself female, rules apply
faggot

Look at those fucking picky bum nails Jesus Christ

Let's fuck, OP.
where are you from?

My experience ( over 430) I agree, but i aint 21.
Times have changed and what i see...worries me

You complete spergs, can't you see OP is landwhale? Fucking white knight thread why do you think she is 19 y/o virgin?

wow you are the comeback king. one day with enough training I hope to be as witty as you.

you are a loooser with you tiny shriveled brain that you keep very little grammar inside.

Time for some vagoo OP. Also we can post more dicks if u rate them

Sup Forums has gone downhill since it became an fbi honeypot tbh. they care more about lurking here with fake kik accounts than they do about b& for underage faggots.

>inb4 Sup Forums was never good

it was better than this shit, r-right?

Go to him, make eye contact, notice his eye colour, start cuddling get closer, make alot of body contact (not obvious), smile (not a creepy one), at the end of the day u should both be on a couch, u leaning on him and his arm over yours, then look at him straight in the eyes and lean in, then fuck, but youre a chick so u could by fuck by skipping all steps and just ask

didn't expect special treatment for being female tho. learn the rule you enforce

How big do you have to be a landwhale btw?

Pic unrelated, hope you like it.

be relaxed and less tense, sit close to him. he might feel more comfortable and ease up and give in

Clean ur nails or at least paint them so we can't see the dirt.

like, fat.

over 430 what? if that is your conquest count then the number it's self betrays your lie!

Did you ask Mommy if you could get on the internet yet?

that looks delicious.

Wanting special treatment on the internet is implied when you say you're a woman you fucking faggot. Learn the rule you're trying to hold over other anons heads

This is now a dick rate thread

I'm not OP, but her nails are clearly the result of a Kool-Aid related accident.

from then curves I can see you aren't fat thats for sure

fuckin niggers

Lookup bmi. Everything Adipositas is landwhale. Everything overweight are those "curvy" guys

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>delicious

you must be a virgin and have low standards, or are very desperate to want to fuck that disgusting worn out pussy

what grade are you in user? does your mom know you're the hacker named Sup Forums? I bet you're the cool edgy kid that no one understands, right?

kill yourself faggot

This thread

holy shit thats one disgusting cunt, no wonder guys dont want to fuck you, you make them want to throw up looking at that sick ass rotten pussy

what up? realise your wrong and make some shit up? nothing was implied and the gender was valid for the request wasn't it? no special treatment was requested or implied. imagine we assumed it was a dude and gave dude advice? wouldn't have worked would it? we needed to know gender for a valid response and she time stamped tits anyway. you are the fag.

What even happened in this thread.

At least I got some tips? I guess?

OP do this

Say you have a date later with your crush
Say that you want to play it cool on your date with him and not just be horny af
Ask this dude whether you can fuck him now before your date so you can just focus on being chill on your date
He will say yes
Sex will ensue

One of my friends asked this of me recently, we fucked, she asked me to finger her ass during it and to cum on her face after so it was pretty ok

your mom knows I can rock her pussy every night