>be me >be girl >invited over to house by guy, lets call him Todd >Todd is a big guy, kinda chub >asked out by him once, turned him down because I am socially deprived and unable to talk to normal people >talks about this girl he's into >find out he only asked me over because his not-gf hasn't been talking to him >feelsbadman.jpg >we're watching a movie and youtube >this would be the time to try and smash >so deprived of human contact I want to fuck this guy >chicken out but we still keep touching arms and legs >go home
Please help how do I fuck this guy. I am a virgin.
Landon Edwards
time stamp or gtfo
Eli Carter
Just throw yourself at him 90% of guys cant turn down pussy that being thrown at them
Jason Thomas
tits or GTFO
Charles Campbell
> girl > how to fuck a guy You silly bitch. You can probably get away with "hey, wanna fuck?"
Jordan Price
You can fuck anyone you would like, given that you look human. Men nowadays have less standards than a dog.
Isaac Lopez
Tits and time stamp. Or gtfo. There are no girls on the internet.
Jayden Davis
Assuming you're a real female, the easiest way to overcome social anxiety is to relax and love yourself. Needless to say, none of us can help you much there with that one... unless you post yo body.
Easton Thompson
>be girl >Please help how do I fuck this guy. I am a virgin.
Xavier Brown
I'm not sure the rule applies on this one. She isn't really asking for special attention because she's a girl, just giving perspective. The Advice to a girl in this is a LOT easier than giving the same advice to a guy.
Carson Martin
Here you go
Elijah Garcia
You're a female. Do the watching a movie and touching thing again and then just go for it. Alternatively, you could (while watching the movie) literally ask him to fuck.
Anthony Bailey
Based OP. The rules didn't even apply but she did it anyway.
Elijah Price
Clean your fucking god damn nails
Caleb Russell
litterally just suck his dick, he wont mind if hes looking around for someone
Joseph Ramirez
Tell him you do anal and any other bitch he wants will long be forgotten.
Kevin Carter
Grab him right in the dick
Wyatt Brown
I am even more socially awkward than half of b. To be super forward like that? Nah. I mean, I thought about it. I've always been really shy.
Adrian Peterson
how old are you op?
Landon Stewart
for me the biggest message would be to straight up sit on my lap, that's probably they biggest way to say "hey, fuck me"
Christopher Gray
Nineteen. He's about twenty-four.
Easton Wilson
Then do hints. Be excited when you see him. Touch him a lot (like hugs and shit). You already know he's into you, he just needs to know you're into him.
Logan Ward
Tits or GTFO
Leo Price
you need to be more direct.
Justin Thompson
seriously this. nails are important and sexy yo
Brody Thomas
look there faggot
Mason Sanders
just swerve the subject to sex. Alternatively you could watch something a bit sexual and it will be on his mind and easier to talk about. if you do enough subtle sexy shit he should realise what is up. if that fails, go see someone else because he is gay. also how are you a virgin with tits like those? juicy/10
Easton James
you ignorant dumbass
Charles Russell
kyS
Liam Ward
If your personal hygiene is indicated by your nails I'm scared to ask what your pussy looks like.
Show us.
Joseph Cruz
I'll definitely try. I have resting bitch face, so I'll have to try to be more expressive.
He also bought me lunch, which made me feel really guilty. Half the reason I didn't go out with him first time he asked was that he'd have to pay for everything. I'm kinda poor...
Caleb Morris
hurr durr am I part of the club yet?
Isaiah Scott
lol I was waiting for that.
Daniel Morris
I made kool-aid and that shit stains your nails.
Nolan Gutierrez
Where do you live? I will fuck you. 23, 178cm, bit skinny, average looking, 6,5" cock
Dylan Lopez
creepy as fuck
Angel Mitchell
well then grillnon, I don't know what to say.
Luis Evans
I can forgive that because kool-aid is my childhood. Show us your pussy anyway.
Chase Gray
femanon neds 2 show pussy
James Parker
Ask him to watch a movie. Say him you know a good one. It's a porno. Start touching his dick. Dunno.
Adam Cooper
could you take a less shitty picture maybe? and jesus fuck, clen your nails you disgusting shitbag. n wonder guys dont want you, you look like a fucking bum! have some rpide in yourself, you hapless sack of horse shit
Bentley Bennett
WRONG, these days white guys are so fagged out they would shit their pants and worry about Rape
Levi Rodriguez
I will if you post your dick
Jason Phillips
If she is needy as hell and not ugly. Why not?
Jackson Gutierrez
follow the thread you fucking retard.
Adam Green
Find a guy you like not some1 u fuck
Aiden Bailey
Rape him
Tyler Martin
follow my cock slamming you moms pussy hard, you cock gobbling nigger
Gabriel Brooks
Tell him you would like him to massage your shoulders when watching next film. Have some cream lube in your bag. Win
Gavin Jackson
you dont know what she looks like faggot
Noah Campbell
feelings much? fuck whoever you want just don't get a name for yourself
Joshua Rogers
Spotted the underage newfag
Joshua Robinson
3edgy5me
Leo Diaz
Had your chance, fucked it. Give up and embrace that you are a fem-wizard
Luke Collins
OK struck a nerve?
Brody Phillips
Sold
Eli Scott
...
Noah Parker
Isn't that everyone on Sup Forums these days?
John King
don't expect much but insults from him he is as dull as a butter knife thats why he can't follow the thread.
Josiah Flores
wow, op delivered. you should clean your nails
Joseph Rogers
Smooth bb.
Brayden Bell
ha ha that wasn't op you desperate loser
Aiden Hall
top kek
Adam Butler
not really. maybe some faggots you hang out with are like that but if you throw yourself at most men they won't turn you down, especially after they were playing footsies with you.
Austin Clark
...
Hudson Myers
Men can be pretty dense when it comes to picking up on signals. You might have to be pretty blatant if you want his dick OP.
William Scott
You are the looser with your tiny black cock. Kek
Jack Anderson
She called herself female, rules apply faggot
Jackson Young
Look at those fucking picky bum nails Jesus Christ
Angel Nelson
Let's fuck, OP. where are you from?
Jace Gonzalez
My experience ( over 430) I agree, but i aint 21. Times have changed and what i see...worries me
Justin Miller
You complete spergs, can't you see OP is landwhale? Fucking white knight thread why do you think she is 19 y/o virgin?
Hunter Price
wow you are the comeback king. one day with enough training I hope to be as witty as you.
Josiah Cooper
you are a loooser with you tiny shriveled brain that you keep very little grammar inside.
Wyatt Barnes
Time for some vagoo OP. Also we can post more dicks if u rate them
Noah Reyes
Sup Forums has gone downhill since it became an fbi honeypot tbh. they care more about lurking here with fake kik accounts than they do about b& for underage faggots.
>inb4 Sup Forums was never good
it was better than this shit, r-right?
Cooper Flores
Go to him, make eye contact, notice his eye colour, start cuddling get closer, make alot of body contact (not obvious), smile (not a creepy one), at the end of the day u should both be on a couch, u leaning on him and his arm over yours, then look at him straight in the eyes and lean in, then fuck, but youre a chick so u could by fuck by skipping all steps and just ask
Jordan Hill
didn't expect special treatment for being female tho. learn the rule you enforce
Angel Ramirez
How big do you have to be a landwhale btw?
Pic unrelated, hope you like it.
Liam Moore
be relaxed and less tense, sit close to him. he might feel more comfortable and ease up and give in
Christopher Scott
Clean ur nails or at least paint them so we can't see the dirt.
Christopher Williams
like, fat.
Jaxson Smith
over 430 what? if that is your conquest count then the number it's self betrays your lie!
Alexander Carter
Did you ask Mommy if you could get on the internet yet?
Aiden Bennett
that looks delicious.
Levi Nguyen
Wanting special treatment on the internet is implied when you say you're a woman you fucking faggot. Learn the rule you're trying to hold over other anons heads
Joseph Smith
This is now a dick rate thread
Austin Brown
I'm not OP, but her nails are clearly the result of a Kool-Aid related accident.
Jackson Mitchell
from then curves I can see you aren't fat thats for sure
James Hill
fuckin niggers
Carter Powell
Lookup bmi. Everything Adipositas is landwhale. Everything overweight are those "curvy" guys
Jace Johnson
...
Lincoln Robinson
>delicious
you must be a virgin and have low standards, or are very desperate to want to fuck that disgusting worn out pussy
Grayson Foster
what grade are you in user? does your mom know you're the hacker named Sup Forums? I bet you're the cool edgy kid that no one understands, right?
kill yourself faggot
Matthew Reed
This thread
Benjamin Bailey
holy shit thats one disgusting cunt, no wonder guys dont want to fuck you, you make them want to throw up looking at that sick ass rotten pussy
Levi Cook
what up? realise your wrong and make some shit up? nothing was implied and the gender was valid for the request wasn't it? no special treatment was requested or implied. imagine we assumed it was a dude and gave dude advice? wouldn't have worked would it? we needed to know gender for a valid response and she time stamped tits anyway. you are the fag.
Benjamin Ortiz
What even happened in this thread.
At least I got some tips? I guess?
Asher Myers
OP do this
Say you have a date later with your crush Say that you want to play it cool on your date with him and not just be horny af Ask this dude whether you can fuck him now before your date so you can just focus on being chill on your date He will say yes Sex will ensue
One of my friends asked this of me recently, we fucked, she asked me to finger her ass during it and to cum on her face after so it was pretty ok