Titles that totally lied

There was hardly any blood.

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blood is oil and there was a lot of oil

Eli sure bled

The story didn't involve loving dogs. It was about mundane lives of mexicans

End of the movie? I know you said hardly any but he fucking busts a kids head open

Eli was in his thirties at least by that point in the film

same here bro
except this was about shitty hitmen

the neverending story

it featured four people dying violently, that's not bad for a movie about an oil man who enjoyed drainage

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where were they!??

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Nothing like Iron Man

GOD DAMMIT OP YOU'RE SO FUCKING STUPID

THE MOVIE SAID THERE WILL BE BLOOD

THE MOVIE DIDN'T SAY THERE WILL BE A LOT OF BLOOD

THE MOVIE DIDN'T LIE TO YOU YA STUPID COCKSUCKING FUCKING WHORE JESUS FUCK CAN YOU EVEN READ YOU FAT WHORE BASTARD FAGGOT NERD FUCKFACE GOD I FUCKING HATE YOU I FUCKING HATE YOU THE MOVIE DIDN'T LIE TO YOU YOU LIED TO YOURSELF THAT YOU WERE A HUMAN BEING AND YOU'RE NOT YOU'RE NOT A HUMAN BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND BASIC LOGIC YOU STUPID FUCK JESUS FUCK FAGGOT FUCK YOU

Actually no. It was all dramatic and shit. I felt sadness

Op here: Fuck you , jew!

These fellas weren't good at all. They broke several laws and killed people!

Those guys were criminals. Also,checked.

>tfw you are waiting for Mr vengeance to show up the whole movie and someone to sympathize with him

It was faster than a Rush. It should have been called Speed.

No monster balls.

They were heisters
[Spoiler]and a cop[/spoiler]

That was the point

there was a lot of blood
Plainview killed at least three people in the movie, and all in exceptionally violent fashion

"Amores perros" is actually a wordplay that means something like intense or furios love.

Dogs are a theme

The stories are connected by a car crash

Bravo Alejandro

>Apocalypse Now
>no apocalypse in the film

I think he meant he wanted a bloodbath.

Not a single black guy dies

The title is explained before Tommy gets whacked

False sexual abuse accusations

Shittiest X-men movie I've ever seen, we never see him use his powers.

fuck off amerifat

>As Good As It Gets
it was good but i've definitely seen better movies

This didn't even have any flowers in it

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Nothing like Fantastic Four

>that scene where he says Goodfellas like 5 times

Shit meant for

Fucking kek.

Zero lessons about history

I AM A FALSE PROPHET AND GOD IS A SUPERSTITION!

Were the first 9 any good?

Their more unknown then the 10th

and Alex Lifeson was nowhere to be seen

No air was bent

your dad is bent

So

>New movie is just called "Jason Bourne"
>He's not even really the focus of the film, most of the scenes are following some lady

Never told us how the Stars were behind it all

>Star Wars
>no stars fighting against each other

Darren Bent?

>there will never be an american history XXX porn parody

Damn user, thats some The Force shit right der

Bobby Darren

Lets get the script together then

i got u senpai

Good work.
Hi Dick

Efukt, dude

movie dont show a empire in the sun

The title implies "bloody hell fight over the greed on wealth", retard !!!

amidoinitrite?

it takes place nowhere near the Alps, and neither of them particularly seems to have military training