Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
Sup Forums what do I do! I haven't talked to this girl in years, I didn't even know she remembered my contact shit!
Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
" jade right " no shit batman
now send her ur dick
send a dick pic
Lets see how this plays out
So how have you been- this
ask her if she's a fan of rape
I've been praying nightly for this moment to come. Where you would talk to me again.
Jade gets a screenshot of the thread
just ask her whats up you fucking austist
So this happened.
ask her if she'll arm wrestle you over a can of root beet
no dick pics? ur gay
>autism increasing
If old times isn't code for fucking get out now
cool man ask whats her favorite pokemon to fap to
Get her to send you a picture of her Nipple.
Send a picture of your Penis.
If all goes well, your next pic will be a Vagina. Then send a picture of your Asshole.
This was on dateline bro. Follow this order and you will be fine and be heading to vagina town.
I actually have my own place. Hooker central lol.
Just go for it, "you wanna fuck or what?"
If you fuck this up op I swear to fucking god ill find you and fuck you myself
Ugh. So I got power raped last weekend. Still feeling disturbed and I'm going to counseling.
ROLL
As if this isn't fake, holy shit. Either that or she is the thirstiest grill alive
Rolling
Is that a promise? :p
You a girl? Describe the experience.
This
Huys....
Call her a cuck
seems as if youre in already....
Nigga she's gonna sell your organs
1.Get nudes
2.post nudes
3.?????
4.profit
this aint even real
Roll
so very fake
that too.
this is excellent trolling
send nudes
CONTEXT MY MAN CONTEXT WHAT WENT DOWN WHAT WENT DOWN?!
Be a hero user, get the pics.
yeah you cuck, we want nudes or 404 this garbage
Play it up, but don't be too autistic about it. You need to be subtle. Suggest it, but do it in a way that makes it look like it's her idea.
>haha
kys
This. So this!!
NUDES NUDES NUDES
Don't be jealous!
proof or gtfo
Dubs-o-truths
nudes or 404
op secure the nudes
She wants you right now. Say that you don't have to be at work until 10 in the morning so you can't stay long but you do have time to come over. It'll get you to her house but you won't sound like you're jumping at the chance because you do have to leave pretty quickly.
op secure the nudes
waste of time, sage it
Okay so maybe this is a go.
>crippling depression
i have nigger dick in my dick with your dick, take your dick out and have a good dick, piece
This is not a real conversation.
u fucking rushed it you beta fag
this is an kissless autist's interpretation on how a conversation would go down
send her a dick pic
Ask how she's doing & say it's been awhile.
Just say
> what's in it for you? Well if you play your cards right, maybe a picture back and a night of moaning and screaming.
or some gay shit like that
wait, Hold Up! THIS IS A BAIT POST ISN'T IT?! YOU FUCKERS GOT ME AGAIN!
> whats in it for me?
Response:" I'll post you in a cum tribute thread on Sup Forums."
This should work.
We have partial wins!
OP here. sage in all fields.
you've been duped.
This should work
nice
Fake and also gay. LARP thread.
>Uhh yeah
Uhh is filler for uncertainty. Dont waste precious seconds with such pathetic verbage.
Tell her you got plastic surgery and now you look like this
tell her that the picture gave you a boner and that it would be a waste to use it on porn and that maybe she should help you out with another one.
OP had sex
>normie
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
OP here, you guys suck at advice. Adlibing it!
proof or gtfo
Dubs have spoken
Has a new camera for Christmas but takes pic with iPhone. Yeah, not fake at all.
holy fucking shit how is this thread alive? that is such a fake conversation.
Post her tits?
Was almost sure she was about to try and take advantage of your autism to sell you something.
This dialogue is fucking terrible.
Op, for the love of god, stop. You need practice before bringing this fetishist literature here.
Really? For a quick pic phone just seems easier. No need to file transfer off the device.
Anyone actually buying this is a fucking moron.
404 faggots
Dubs don't lie
/thread
Is Op's life a fucking porno? She escelates to fucking with a rope kink so fast, they literally sent 4 messages and she started talking about fucking