I catched a fly and after 2h i successfully tied it's neck with a string. Now i have a pet fly.
dubs decide what to do
PD: I won't kill neither free it, too much hours invested. Also i won't introduce the fly into any part of the body of anyone (includes me)
PD2: the fly is ok, is eating sugar and water and seems happy, wasn't hurt or knocked out in the process
try to get him to fly while you hold him. video it or something
Can he still fly?
dubs get
Catch another fly and put some thing sweet on it
Feed it butter and see if it turns into a butterfly, for science.
Go for a walk with him
put a wig on it and start a presidential bid
WINRAR!!!
winrar
looks dead
Also, this. Go in to McDonalds or whatever with ur pet fly. Ask if it's ok if you and your pet fly share a meal toaletter at their restaurant.
I'll try, but is dificult to fil and catch at the same time
Yea but with the string is not the same
Let's try
put a bikini on it
Reroll.
release it, just pissing off the lurkers.
OP DELIVER
protip: after you catch one, put him in the fridge for a while. This will put him to sleep and you can easily attach string. My dad and his friends would catch them and glue tiny paper or balsa wood airplanes to them.
Wow that would be useful 2h ago, next time i will know thx
OP WILL DELIVER: Let's wait 24-48h....
Looks like a fake fly
Eat it, plus all the sugar.
give it a tiny sword and declare it the rightfu king of the Britons
teach it how to love a woman
Haha OP you are silly c:
kek blizzard, kek fatneck
It's difficult to record it
I wanna see it flying with the string on?
You could aid it a little, by lifting the majority of the weight of the string for it.
Over time it will gain strength and you can teach it to deliver pizza.
paint it purple
Nice xenomorph poster my dude.
winrar
Cum on it
reroll
no
do it fgt
At least feed it your jizz.
I think its a fake fly it looks fake. prove that its real
Put it in the freezer
This
Rollin for this
Catch more and make them kill each other for food
>toaletter
also reroll
KEK
kek x2
do what he said
I made the good old classic trump style
too late and too lazy but maybe tomorrow
hahaha
was 2008, now is just a good mousepad
Thanks!
My sperm counts as a part of my body hahah
My dude i'm dying this shit is so funny
This.
Also, I'm dying, this is fucking great.
catch a spider and put them together in a glass/box - film it
Too much fucking dubs, not a lot of fly's here in March... sorry
I will train it then
Tomorrow if i feel in the mood maybe I'll do it (I liked it haha), now is closed sorry
best thing ive seen in a while
This
This.
Sup Forums isn't dead dead good thread
as a kid i used to do this with green june bugs. fun times
Yay
I'M DONE
I was here.
no you weren't
Shit, you caught me.
convince it that it is transgender and give it gender reassignment surgery
Space program
OP HERE. I Have to go. Maybe tomorrow I make the McD TOALETTER Operation.
03/29/17
The Day Sup Forums got a fly to deliver pizza
pull its wings off then walk it like a doggo
Screencap dis
fuck you Reddit
winner
TOP KEK
Do the same thing with a wasp. Capture wasp using the freezer method already mentioned. Make it live with the fly.
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OP, this is the best thread I've seen in a long while
Bump
Put me in screen plz
Op delivered thx for the keks
BIG LETTERS
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Needs to be done op
kiss it and tell it you love it
He said in OP he won't kill it.
That WOULD kill it.
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op is cool guy for once?
no. you know the rules
rolling for this, don't be a pussy
Is the string connected to a leg?
Put it in your anus. You can do eeeet.
you're an idiot
this @read the thread before you post unoriginal gay shit
Roĺl
Since you won't put the fly in your ass, put the string in your ass then film it!!!
roll
ReeeeeRoll
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That fly is big as fuck
One more time, and check em!!
SO who's gonna suggest flies as drones to Amazon?
Roll
Remember the guy that sent animals flying with balloons? Like a frog? Do that, but instead of using a balloon catch a big amount o flies and attach the frog/mouse to them. After that set the flies free so that they can lift the animal away.
Tied the string to your dick and make the fucker fly
Microwave it OP
Reroll
One off. Reroll