ITT: We wait

ITT: We wait.

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>*COUGH COUGH*.

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*a baby begins shrieking*

*thumbs through magazine*

>someone you don't know being called to the back

has anyone here seen my dubs?

Wait to roll 777777777

*farts but feel something wet and rushes to restroom*

*taps foot loudly*

Sir please stop

*sleeps*

So err do you like music user?

Shhhh we must be quite

*puts on beats and plays shitty rap loudly*

*phone vibrates*

*looks back*
No u
*increases tapping speed*

[[[Could Mr user please come to surgery 3.]]]

*making awkward eye contact*

Like, my doggie is deaf, so I don't wanna make her feel left out, so I don't listen to music much. I feel like I'm a better person for it you know, with all the quiet and deep thought

(Twirls lock of dyed blonde hair)

*Plays angry birds*

**Cellphone rings loudly**
**Answers loudly**
>HELLLO!
>YEAH WHATS UP
>NO IM NOT DOING ANYTHING WHATS UP
>UH HUH
>YEAH
>WHAT?
>I CAN"T HEAR YOU
>CAN YOU HEAR ME
>HE
>HEL
>HELLO
>HELLO?
>OH YOUR BACK
>YEAH LOST SERVICE FOR A SECOND

*walks in, sits, looks around* oh shit this the wrong waiting area, im suppose to be in the Sup Forums gold member waiting room!

*scratches balls then turns page*

*takes phone*

*pic related*

Which one of you niggers is user?

If dubs I'll rap this entire thread.

*drops keys on floor and does a one-cheek-sneak*

Lol

CIAO!!!!!

*Sits next to you*
I'm a vegan

> SURPRISE NIGGER PARTY!!!

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*looks at you and bites into cheeseburger*

holy fuck ignore this thread and check out snap chaty .me right now

waited for your mom and then fucked her in the ass bitch

Haha cool cool

*crickets*

What is this smell?

>just before your first swing lands on his phone I leap up from my chair, expertly disarm you with a smirk on my face.
>i turn around and look at the man who you took the phone from as everyone looks up in awe or my martial prowess
Sir, we're waiting here politely, please be more considerate in the future and take your conversation outside. And YOU
>turns back to you
Need to leave. While I understand your frustration, attempting to destroy someone else's property is illegal, and you are lucky I don't report you to the police! Begone!
>I drop the hammer in the trash can and return to my seat as everybody in the room applauds

*notices hot chick in yoga pants bent over*
>.>

>your flash goes off and your phone makes an obnoxious shutter sound

>get inside
>smell like smoke and death
>look angry at everyone inside
>grumble something and cough

I came here to get rid of a virus, user.

youtube.com/watch?v=cMOAXm94VWo

>sits down and keeps trying to make eye contact with everyone else but never says anything, just watches

*anime cicada sound *

Hello, is there a Mr. Virgil Ginn here?
>Scans room
Guess that's most of you then.

I wonder what that dude with the fedora and trench coat is typing so furiously into his phone. I hope he's here to get that breathing problem looked at, sounds kinda bad.

That wasn't even clever

*runs in and yells*

FUCK NIGGERS SND JEWS!

>Gets up to start complaining about the wait to the girl sitting at the desk,

'laugh and slap everyone in the face*

*pulls out phone and begins to play music obnoxiously loud*

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8XhuFs5ZXs#

Plot twist, she's a qt

Like you could come up with anything better.
>Drops Syringe

>spagetti instantly starts falling out of my pockets

>qt

mfw

>tries to fart quietly but fails miserably.

youtube.com/watch?v=e6DM5ckcH14

>leans over
>yo. You wanna buy some shoes?

>Destroys her body with shitty "art"
>qt
pik 1 m8

>default apple ringtone
>Hulloah? Oh, my god, like I know, I was there! He's *such*.. An asshole
>proceeds to talk loudly on phone for 43 minutes

I just want to fuck Cassie Wright. When is it my turn nigga?

"EVERYONE ON THE FLOOR"
"WE HAVE A TIP THAT SOMEONE HERE HAS CP ON THEIR PHONE!"
"WE ARE DOING CHECKS TO MAKE SURE!"
"ANY NON COMPLIANCE WILL BE SHOT ON SIGHT!"

It's almost like tastes are subjective.

Is this where we wait for the second coming of jesus christ?

Hide the lolis my negros!!

How do you shoot non compliance?

You have to use silver bullets dipped in cat piss, but it only works if you offer a sincere prayer to god!

Yeah, there's shitty tastes, and good tastes, and the people who have a taste for destroying their bodies are the ones with the shitty tastes.

Michael are you ready for your seda-
I-I mean "vaccination"

*looks around quickly then tosses phone into a random opened bag*
*looks back down at magazine*

holy shit the embodiment of evil

Do you understand what subjective means?

>walks in dressed like this

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Oh christ not you again. Touch my phone and I'll shove that beak up your asshole.

*A small child begins to beg its mother for candy/wanting to know when they can go home*

Can you please shove that can up my ass

Hi vegan, i'm Dad.
Come to the waiting room often?

Mother halfheartedly shushes the kid then ignores it.

Yeah, the subject here is that tattoos are degenerate as fuck, and if you do that to yourself, you're fucking retarded and have no right to screech autistically when someone refuses to hire you over your "art"

ayo uhhhhhhhhhh eh fam dis whur we pose ta wait fo'em?

Your phone is cursed. To remove the curse, place your phone in a potpourri of rosemary, mint, and jimson weed. Wait 24 hours for the miasma to depart, and then go fuck yourself.

Subjective here being used as the opposite of objective, meaning that it's your opinion, not a literal truth.

Nothing a little bodyspray can't cure. *proceeds to spray axe in the air around himself*

Do you have plague? This cane is for plagued asses only.

Child continues to beg and whine while furiously bouncing and fidgeting in seat, staring at the nearest black person

But I want cummies, user

Yeah, sounds like your opinion on the subjectivity of my statements is what's subjective here, you fucking autist. Because there is no dispute (unless you're a degenerate) that tattoos are for literal human garbage, and that is a fact.

>I take my plague stick and begin poking the child while mumbling phrases in Latin.

Mother gives the exact same response again, lady at desk fidgets because she knows it's making other customers uncomfortable but doesn't want to risk saying anything.

>But I want cummies user.

It's an alternative fact to those of reality.

>triggered

My mother would drag me to all of these shitty places when I was a kid to wait for hours, whether it was getting her nails done or running work errands or whatever because she was too cheap to hire a sitter (upper-middle class family btw, so its not like she couldnt afford it) and she would do that shushing shit into ignoring me thing, leaving me wondering how long we fucking had left.

Shit makes me want to slap my fucking mother to this day just thinking about it

The child begins making a faint whine as it is getting poked, a strange expression of joy on it's face

>security guard in uniform with too short sleeves
>Looks like he dropped his give a shit at the door and didn't go back for it
Sir I'm going to have to ask you to leave please.

Your degeneracy is noted. I recommend visiting your nearest vicar or religious official. But if you really want cummies, visit the Catholic bishop in this hamlet.

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