I'll bet you I'm the oldest person on Sup Forums. I'm 27

I'll bet you I'm the oldest person on Sup Forums. I'm 27.

31 reporting
>inb4 somebody says 12

I'm 30

22 hike hike

I'm 40

36. Too old for this shit.

sauce?

I have you all beat by quite a bit.

41

40

39 oldfag here

KYS FAGGOT

30.
Promised myself I'd stop at 30 because I always thought people who browsed this kinda shit at 30 is sad as fuck...
Well I'm sad as fuck.

46

30

downgrade your ego, son

12
xdxdxd

116 here

57 years old granddad reporting.

37 fag here

stop newfagging so hard

me too user...me too

are you a wizard?

Fuck no.

y tho

I remember gas at 55 cents a gallon (USA). Old enough?

how did you end up here? curious

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old enough to remember what movie this was from

Yeah I remember when I could get a full meal, including a loaf of bread for a nickel, old enough???

Lawnmower man?

You are unfunny.

***58***

51 but not a grand dad yet

Because I managed to get laid.
Wizard status was averted at 16 years old, like 14 years ago.

beat ya buddy!

I'm 10+2 and what is this

31

penis?

63 my son is typing this
>thanks son

It was $.80 in the late 90s. Ok, so you were born in the early 80s I'm guessing.

I'm 68 years old and I still trick or treat

Thought I was old with 29.

Think I care? Shit, tryin find somethin to eat.
>whoop whoop

im 84

eat shit motherfucker

I r vampire, per say

35

I didn't think anyone would get the reference

Fucking Normans

>66,000 years young

Age not IQ stupid

Don't forget to hook up the doll!

Feast apon thine bowl of poop, bitch.

That movie with the ai starting a nuclear war?

37, nignog, newfriend /thread

Lol
Mcl
>360 juggalo

>pic related

At the gay bar

Meant to quote

Same.

27 is age purgatory, user. It's really just...there, in between 25 & 30 with no unique milestones, usually. Although I'll admit we're too old to be hanging out on Sup Forums

52 reporting in
(53 in April)

Mods

Bump 4 Trump!

Jesus Christ father time, your an old bastard.

Just turned 26 eleven days ago. Feels bad, bro.

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Fuck you, punk.

>Slim anus

you're ayear older'n me

Pussy

I'm 30, bitch.

You'd think a 30 year old would have better things to do than troll around Sup Forums, but you'd be wrong.

feels weird, my father is 57

I am what I eat, bucko.

Do you ever fuck him?

Kid, your mother's hymen was intact when I started shitposting.

Good ol Sup Forums!

You eat retarded small-dicked cock suckers?

That is an automatic ban, no?

Might still be intact.
*cough cough*

38

You are truly retarded. Not as a social slur, but the actual scientific definition of a retard. He had to fall out of somebody's cunt.

You should know

I was referring to what he considers to be his mother.

60 years old , my 34 year old son turned me onto 4 chan

Yeah, scared the fuck out of the womb scraper when I climbed out of the bucket.

60 years old , my 34 year old son turned me on

I'm 61 and I browse this shithole.

How retarded are you, boy?

Do you not remember what you responded to me with?

Hurr durr, fucking idiot.

Oldfag reporting in, I'm 22.

I'm 71 and I've been here all summer.

Hey old bro ,how's it going?

Checkd. Here is a random naked girl for your dubs in a dubs thread.

(Imma 41 yearold granddad currently cruzin on moonshine, ganja and coke by the way.)

On what, CompuServe? Fuckin ARPANET?

25

Kek, lost to the idea of shitposting on ARPANET.

I am twenty years old

Being a demi-god from the ethereal plane, age doesnt really apply to me.
But to put it into mortal terms you will understand, I'm about 350.000.000 years old.
Ama.

Your dog doesn't count.

Dad?

Me too! Remember acid wash and neon clothes?

37, faggot

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Nigger tongue my anus.