Be me

>be me
>a few months ago
>call up a friend and ask him to go explore the woods with me(we live pretty close to it, relatively quiet place.)
>he agrees
>he comes over
>prepare our bags, we decided we'll stay there for 3 or so days
>head out
>it's early morning
>cool breeze, sound of birds, y'know the usual
>nothing unusual
>we just fuck around until noon and set up our tents to rest for a while
>decide to nap
>wake up sometime later, still bright outside
>grab our stuff, keep moving deeper into the forest

cont?

go ahead

Dunno. Nothing really happened yet.

....Proceed.

Didn't you pretype it?

Continue fag

Look I'm here for the skelingtons so this better be good

cont.

>it's now getting dark
>we keep going anyway
>now it's quite cold, we decided to call it a night
>set up our tents, light a fire
>cook dinner, drink beer(lame i know)
>head off to sleep
>next morning
>get our stuff, start exploring more
>nothing really interesting happened, skip to dusk
>walking around, fidgeting with whatever we see
>suddenly, all sounds stop.
>total silence. not a single movement.
>we look at each other
>we both know something isn't right
>shrug it off, cautiously proceed
>hear something stepping on nearby leaves
>look around, can't see a thing
>shrug, continue
>hear the same thing again
>now we know something is watching us
>luckily my friend brought a gun from his dad
>by now it's dark, but we didn't feel safe, wanted to know what is there
>cannot even find a trace
>suddenly, we see what looks like a man in the distance
>walk towards him cautiously
>friend prepares his gun

cont?

GO GO GO

go on

Go on op

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spoiler alert: this ends up with everybody walking the dinosaur

Just waiting for everyone to walk the dinosaur

Knowing Sup Forums this will end in a homoerotic story.

>friend prepares his gun
>shoot at the man
>shell falls on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

cont.
no


>walk slowly towards the man
>he is not moving
>keep walking at our pace
>eyes peeled
>spot something move fast outta the corner of my eye
>turn around, there's nothing
>I'm slightly freaking out but continue nonetheless
>now we're quite close to the man
>"h-hey isn't he hung from that tree?" my friend asks
>he really fucking was
>whattheshit.jpg
>this 6 something 200lb something man was fucking hanging from this tree
>his face was quite wet
>I hear heavy breathing next to me
>assume it's friend, look at him
>"do you hear that user?"
>ohfuck.webm
>we decided that's it
>turn around and sprint
>I trip on something and fall
>black out


cont. keep the thread up

o shit

>walk up to the man
>get butt raped by man

Gaaayyyy "i blacked out" bs im out

Why do people in these situations never take pictures for proof or evidence

They did, pic related

>Ima need bout tree fiddy

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

if this story doesnt have dinosaurs i'm gonna be sad

Whats next? also the old dude hanging by his nuts is the stuff of nightmares....

hurry up i want to go to bed

okkkk cont

same, fucking OP gotta finish my bedtime story quickly

cont.

>wake up, something is dripping along my face
>soon I realize it's blood from my forehead. must've fallen on a rock or something
>i suddenly realize my friend isn't there
>I scream his name
>no response
>freaking the hell out now
>I hear a feint voice in the distance
>despite it being completely silent, I cannot comprehend what it's saying
>it seems like some type of weird language spoken by some of those human eating people
>it's getting closer
>fuck me
>I sprint
>I hear something following
>too fucking scared to look back
>keep sprinting
>I'm almost at the place where the sound stopped
>something really sharp hits my fucking leg
>I fell, HARD
>finally decided to turn around
>my flashlight isn't working
>I can see a large man approaching
>I gasp, cry, yell for help
>decided that this is just it, try to come to terms with it
>getting closer
>getting closer..
>suddenly my flashlight starts working
>I aim it at the head
>blue eyes
>thick beard
>he comes really close to my face
>he very quietly says
>"hey, vsauce! Michael here...want some spit facts like that large man I hung there?"
>this is all I remember before I blacked out again.

LAME

nice one

this is now a vsauce thread, give me your best vsauce videos

Faggot

Not even good enough for a plot twist
SAD!

boring

hmmm, i dont think this is the work of OP

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i would've rather be bel aired, this is just disappointing

>mfw no walk the dinosaur

SAGE

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>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
We are just here for the story mate