Wake up

>Wake up

>Go to shower

>See this in the door way

Wat do?

I mean are you questioning if I could ever turn down free sex? The answer is no far chicks.

>far
phonefag detected

Call animal control.

idk what I would do but I think I need to go fap now

Totally agree, if she too far, sex isn't physically possible.

beat me to it. call the fucking zoo and tell them their gorilla escaped

shoo away with broom

>way higher chance of getting herpes or HIV than any other race
I'd tell that thing to get out of my damn house before I have to get the Mossberg.

...

Wrap it and tap it.

Sell the house and move because niggers are moving into the neighborhood.

Kek

Lay some pipe

fuck the high, holy hell out of her, what are you guys, gay?!?

p.s. i'm white!

Penetrate. Inseminate. Impregnate.

eat that ass like I just got back from publix and I want try a little bit of everything I just bought.

Saying good morning Mrs. White.

Wow, you're all so funny and cool. I wish I could be like you.

toss marbles in dat ass

Someday when you grow up maybe.

>crack my whip on that insolent nigger so hard

TOOOBAAAAY

Quit cuck porn, go to the gym, get a job. I believe in you.

Shoot the home invader.

Drop my water

Bury my face between those cheeks and just enjoy that sweet essence.

aaaaaaaah

Fuck her really hard

its a female, fuck it obvioiusly

Fuck.

Kekled

Are you fucking kidding me? I would slay that ass.

Nothing, shes a married woman.