What would you do if, one day, you woke up in Donald Trump's body?

What would you do if, one day, you woke up in Donald Trump's body?

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get my dick sucked by the first lady

trump's body, in my bed, or me in trump's body, in the White house?

In Trump's body, in the white house. Trump is in your body, in your house.

Apologize and shock the world by being a thousand times smarter than I used to be overnight.

What do you think?

fund rehabilitation camps for the triggered

WAR WITH NORTH KOREA, ISIS, AND EVERY OTHER TERRORIST GROUP AND WARLORD SHITHEAD! AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!

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gas the trans
zap the gays
export niggers and muslims

Pull out and wipe my dick dry on his golden sheets

Delete his twitter. Wire a shit ton of money to my family's bank accounts. Lament the fact that I'd never see my dick again without a mirror.

>Apologize
>being a thousand times smarter

Universal healthcare motherfuckers

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FUCK YEAH! 'MURICAN PRIDE WORLDWIDE! HOO-RAH! NEXT CRUSADE IS UNDERWAY BABY!

Fuck Ivanka

>invite the most leftist media sites (Huffpo, Salon, etc.) i can find to have a one on one chit-chat in the oval office
>send them through metal detectors and a strict pat down to ensure they did not have any recording devices
>give them a notepad and a pencil to jott down their notes
>start the convo off normal enough
>slowly work into more racist topics
"Let's be honest here, niggers. Who needs them?"
>get more and more racist, sexist and transgender-ist as the convo goes on
>eventually end it with guttural growling and acting like a legit super villain
"THAT BATMAN HAD THE GUSTO TO CROSS PATHS WITH ME, CURSE HIS NAME, BUT HE SHALL SOON SEE THE ERROR OF HIS WAYS! MWAHAHAHAHA!"
>end the convo with a polite "Thank you for joining me!"
>rinse and repeat with other leftist media sites, mixing up the speech with each one
>leftist sites hit their keyboard with what sounds like the most batshit insane things anyone has ever accused the president of saying
>people read it and think the whole thing is horse shit the author made up
>"fake news" accusations run wild
>every site loses readers and subscribers left and right
>mfw
Sad!

Fuck me, dude.
Worst part is this could actually work.

run out and grab all the pussy I could

Remove commiefornia from the US.

Nuke mecca

Nuke the middle east

Nuke the middle east again

make practicing islam punishable by death

mandatory sterilization for homos, anyone who considers themselves not male or female, furrys.

>remove california
the machinery of secession is already moving. once california leaves all you cousin fucking red states with no money can rust away into nothingness. i can't wait.

DONALD TRUMP'S PERSONAL DISCORD SERVER

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WATCH HIM GET CUCKED BY THE RUSSIANS LMAO PUTIN IS LITERALLY FLIRTING WITH MELANIA

lol calm down there kiddo

Fuck Ivanka

while the bleeding heart liberals give all their money away to niggers, sand niggers, and the economy crashes from a welfare state.

proceed to fuck daughter

>once california leaves all you cousin fucking red states with no money can rust away into nothingness
KEK
usdebtclock.org/state-debt-clocks/state-of-california-debt-clock.html

>Gets federal money to fix dams, levees
>spends it on welfare, other wasteful shit
>Wants to secede
>weather happens, dams going to burst
>we were just kidding, can we please have some more money

HELL YEAH! A COUNTRY WHERE BLOOD IS RED, SKIN IS WHITE, AND VEINS ARE BLUE! RIGHT HERE IN THE US OF A BRUTHER FUCK YEAH! LETS GET THEM DING DANG COMMIES OUTTA HERE NEXT!
RIGHT ON BRUTHER

Easy: MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!