Docfag here, giving out free medical advice until my porn finishes downloading

docfag here, giving out free medical advice until my porn finishes downloading

keep in mind i never study so my medical advice is sometimes questionable, but fuck it, it's free

My left testicle hurts on occasions. I feel through the pain but sometimes it just knocks me on my ass sometimes and it hurts to even stand

Second i get this headaches that just come it go, its like im being stabbed and sometimes when it happens i stutter when talking and sometimes i even wince and have to concentrate on what im talking to continue

Why are you still pushing vaccines when it is statistically less dangerous to risk the diseases (measles isn't even a disease as proven by a biologist recently, look it up)

stop helping poison babies you fucking cuck

y o u a r e b r a i n w a s h e d

this user is giving me a headache from being grossly retarded, how to get opiates

why is breakfast the most important meal of the day

ok so post a timestamp of your book or something that makes this even remotely believable or this becomes a spider man thread

>balls hurt
it could be testicular torsion, epididymitis (infected ballsack), or even cancer. I'd go get an ultrasound. I've heard that if you're lucky you can get a qt to rub your balls with the ultrasound probe

>headaches
what part of your head does it affect? my first thoughts are migraine or cluster headache

its statistically less risk because non-retards who got vaccinated provide herd immunity to hippie libshit progeny that dont get vaccinated. i couldnt care less though, go ahead and let your kid get infertile from mumps or someshit

buy it from tyrone the dealer. the DEA is cracking down hard on docs that over prescribe opiates now

idk im not a nutritionist

spiderman this thread up, fag

>keep in mind i never study
Haha! Fucking troll...

What is the proper amount of sharpies to put in your pooper for here to prove you're not a faggot?

Because you stayed 8 hours without any sugar in your body, and the food you eat whe you wake up will be more likely to help you through the day

>Balls

Hmm Alright I may possibly look into that

>Headache

It's mostly random places not just one area

I've got some seriously bad jock itch. How do I not have jock itch anymore?

Can you tell me what this is exactly?

Not OP but looks like brown recluse bites

My penis is curved. And after jerking off, it always hurts. I mean i don't even jerk off that hard. Is it a sign of peyronie ?

you sound like a terrible doctor; thanks anyway

Op, how old are you? And how were your classes, they gave you deseases and you research the rest or the classic "high school" method? First semester med student here.

do you really have to post that every fucking day?

That's a 7th grade explanation, you fucking idiot.

Nigga that's herpes

What makes you think I have?

Remember to eat ten buckets of tendies before bed so your poop jug can be nice and warm in the morning

You got a STD nigger

Some type of dick disease, nah but it definitly is a STD, stop buttfucking sleazy cigarette whores you meet in bars, it's obvious you don't wash it either after you do that.

Better than nothing you cunt, give a better explanation the, at least i learned something at 7th grade

He's a STD infested Redneck what do you expect.

Hey doctor what do you think ?

the severity of the headaches you're describing actually kinda concern me. i'd go see a doctor that can properly examine you

over the counter tinactin
keep your balls dry and clean
if that doesnt work then try cortisone cream

does it hurt? do you get discharge from your dick?

yeah it could be Peyronie's. They have a new pill for it now i think

bye fag

im 29
classes were boring
med school is all about self-study and taking the initiative to learn about stuff

Quit fucking faggot's in the asshole bareback you gay white nigga

Man I m a medfag too, first year tho. I have this fucking clench on my stomach which is pretty constant everytime I eat, and it connects to my fucking spine nerves even on my head. When I drank urea for a breath test I felt good. Also proton pump inhibitors don't do shit. And I just feel good with a gel type thingy witch kinda suppresses the syntomps. Any thought?

No need to spout your education accomplishments on the internet, user. I get it, you passed 7th grade, and 8th just didn't work out, it's alright. I'll give one that's simple enough for everyone to understand: when you sleep, your whole body, organs, brain activity, etc slow down. These bodily functions can be quickstarted easier with fluids and nutrients in the morning, now sugary cornflakes and no liquids are not as good as say a full breakfast and some oj or some shit, but that's a general jist

Nigga you a fake docta get cho retarded ass out of here.

Yo why do I get a headache after having only one drink? Used to not be a problem but now I can't even enjoy a beer without hurting.

I think I have (or had) a wart on on my toe. I bought a freezing kit from the pharmacy and after using it, the dead bit on top fell off but there's still a bump. Will it go away or should I use the freezing kit again?

Blowtorch works better I'm not a doctor but I pretend to be one on Sup Forums /B

Gay

How do I get rid of pre cum? It happens when I'm like super horny. My thought is That it was caused by excessive maturbation so i stopped doing it so much.

You speak from experience?

you have stomach pain that radiates to your spine and head? haha wtf
since you're a 1st year, just type up an HPI like you would any other patient so i dont have to ask you questions

it should be fine, it just needs to heal up. Unless you just froze off the dead skin on top, then you shouldve scraped it off before you froze.

i eat ass

sounds like you're getting old

if you start doing cocaine then it stops you from pre-cumming

MS3-MD program here.

are you PGY, or done with residency/fellowshit

Well i guess i should just go in then thanks for something i guess

Sounds good doc, hey question since you're a medfag, what's the best pill to abuse for euphoric stim effects? Methylphenidate nasal was fun at first and beyond coke euphoric for like a hour and two but I'd feel like death for the rest of the day, booze went pretty good with it too and increased the euphoria and duration but I'd feel worse for like 3 days after. Any suggestions?

Im admittedly a drinker and a couch potato (just a little bit over the bmi chart for overweight) and lately my scalp, face arms and legs tingle (like your legs asleep)
The fuck?

Im going to the dr in the morining so i'd like to see if you can guess

I'm 22 lol

I laughed too hard at this pic

Actually not even kidding, sounds like sort of like diabeties

Why are you still breathing?

done with residency in a few months. Feels good man

watch it be a fucking aneurysm that was a few days from bursting, you ungrateful faggot

idk, just buy weed

sounds like the 'beetus

I m not American. What's an HPI? Also. My ipothesis is a hiatal hernia.

How many vaginas have u seen in your role? Oldest? Youngest? What did the best one look like? What was worst one?

can't feel my right leg.

I already smoke weed fagola, how is that gonna get me stim effects
2/10 advice

My tinnitus is killing me. What do?

Does high metabolism last forever doc? It's hard as hell to gain significant amounts of weight even when I eat extreme amounts of food. My father is 54 now and he is also very skinny. Is there any hope for me?

Residency in what?
Id love to find one of my residents are here (I know you wouldnt say, neither would I)

Try kratom. I loved that shit for a good few months

Try using your own hand to feel your right leg.
Fucking moron

He should taste his blood

>calling me ungrateful after I said thanks

Okay?

My gf keeps telling me that if I go to bed right after eating, that it's bad for my appendix. Any truth to that?

I burned my index finger with a glue gun because some of the glue got on my finger, it doesn't hurt but the spot where it happened is annoying because when I type it constantly stings. Any way of getting rid of the stinging? Also how long does it last?

Ungrateful faggot

taste like iron

Stick the finger in your ass and let nature work its magic

Ungrateful faggot

When my mouth is dry it tastes like there's blood in my mouth, but goes away when I drink water. Normal?

History of Present Illness, aka what the fuck is going on symptom-wise and your history

i've seen countless vaginas from 1 second old to 105 years old

walk it off

idk buy cocaine

no cure for tinnitis. Just have a fan running in the background or put on headphones and listen to some soothing white noise like ocean waves or someshit

nope, metab slows down as you get older.
you have your thyroid checked? could be that. also, could be HIV

family med. are you implying you're an academic attending? nice

your gf is a retard now post her tits

Will do, thanks doc. Want pictures with that?

Sweet iron if he have diabetes, or is it his urine? Don't remember, but i think both of taste sweet if you have it

Any other ideas, cause already covered that

trick question OP- max number of refills can be prescribed on a C3 drug?

Yeah. Im the esteemed co-chair of a prestigious academic ENT program.

Start poopsmoking tbqh fam

How can I stop feelings of derealization and disassociation?

it's not infected is it? just put a bandaid on it, the sting will go away once that shit heals, dont worry its not permanent

no thats not normal

You don't

How old was the best looking vagina? What were the circumstances of u seeing it? Do women ever get wet when you're looking at it?

Ungrateful faggot

I ain't posting hers, but I'll for something for the answer

The sooner the better

Ungrateful faggot

like i said getting test tomorrow, i'd rather have the beatus then blood clots or brain cancer or some shit.

>porn in high quality and beautiful scenery

Is it even porn at this point?

It is a dick.

had hydrocele (fluid accumulation around ball)
qt putting ultrasound probe to balls is real

Ungrateful faggot

Ungrateful faggot

How do I become self confident and not socially awkward?

kek

Ungrateful faggot

uh, zero?

no way, how old are you?

stop doing drugs, i dunno

20 year old korean chick for a routine female exam. I still fap to the thought
I have about a 50% rate of getting women wet during my exam. Unfortunately they're the type of women you don't want to see get wet for you

greentext that shit faggot

cognitive behavioral therapy, cardio, lifting heavy weights

ungrateful faggot

Man I have this shit from 3 years it kinda makes my left side of the head numb, can't sleep, always drowsy and my stomach hurts. At first It was subtle, then i felt depressed for a whole year and did nothing because I thought I was turning stupid or some shit. Then I found out urea was making me feel better. And I tried to do a gastroscopy, but I m not used to big rodes in my mouth so I couldn't.
HPI includes:
Being fat
Having some disc protrusion
A self diagnosed varicocele
..Other than that I must say I ve taken lots of lysine salt during the past years because of mononucleosis

Also holy quads

dem quads tho

Ungrateful faggot

C3 can only have up to 5 refills. OP is not a doctor, get rekted lol

Also dont do my shit im the one who says it back you fuck

Ungrateful faggot

Ungrateful faggot

Ungrateful faggot