Let's make a video game. Comment retarded game mechanics

Let's make a video game. Comment retarded game mechanics.

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Whenever you jump there's a 20 percent chance you lose 1/4 of your life, or some kind of important number.

the jump button is the windows key

Pressing any key will close the game.

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ignore this guy and go to snap chaty .me

snapchatthebackofyoneck get the fuck outta here desperate nigger

Nice try, Ubisoft

You buy health potions with your health, health doesnt regen naturally and health potions can't be found.

The character can only moon walk, so controls and inverted.

Respawning has a 30% chance of erasing your save permanently.

Every time you save you initiate a boss fight

The final boss is the travelling merchant and his only attack is to throw buffs at you. The only catch is you have to fight him with your fists which do approximately 1 damage and cancel buffs.

Ok so check this shit out

>It is going to have a map with 3 lanes
>Every player picks a different "character"
>Each "character" has "special abilities"
>Teams will fight over the key map control points

Sounds pretty gay right guys?

game over every time you save
>caption "only fags save games"

Fuck off we're making a real game not league of legends.

Save function is reserved for boss fights, good idea though.

Everytime you die you beat the game

Stamina meters are popular and more fucking retarded than an orgy on a short bus

When you pause, the game keeps running.

You stop randomly every 10 minutes to have a mental breakdown for 5 seconds.

>all dungeons look the same
>completely stupid ai
>the shittiest hud ever
>people call you dragonborn

There is checkpoints. They are towers that you HAVE to climb to unlock something. It's probably just some stupid map shit and xp

Save resets game

Towers take an hour in real time to climb.

With enemies trying to kill you while you climb it and puzzles.

0.5% chance every second that you get teleported back to where you were 10 seconds ago.

>play as an american going on holiday to israel
>read the works of mein kampf and start to have agreements with the goiym.
>wish to build your empire but you can't because you don't have enough shekels.
>progress through the levels gaining shekels
>realise that they've anticipated this and you need to spend shekels to move, jump, breath and live.
>kys

kinda already said that

tabbing out disables fullscreen unless you reset

Ice physics that get ramped up every time you die. This does not reset until you defeat a boss

every time you get hit a random file associated with the game gets deleted, could be one animation frame of your character, could be the music for the level, could be the entire background

One time randomly after half through the game, you get a math pop quiz. If you cant solve it in 15 seconds the game resets.

Each enemy gets harder to the point that you've almost reached the top you're fighting superbosses that are just countes as regular minions and drop crappy loot.

everytime you die the game lowers in quality

they only drop human turds

This is the game theme music, it slows down 1% every time you loose health.

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You climb huge ladders that take you 10 minutes to climb yet there is a middle finger waiting you at the top.

The character models are sharkboy and lavagirl-worthy cgi models

an american idol game but you get to play as simon. headset included

t. LISA

lava level where everything you touch slowly kills you, only way to pass it is by falling down the 3rd jump

experience de-levels you and removes abilities.

If you jump out from it to commit suicide, you get sucessfully complete the level.

instead of a point system the character moans when he gets points

Walking over turds automatically picks them up. They can't be dropped and the more you have the slower you are.

put in time-gates without ability to spend real money to bypass them.

random inexplicable death

The levels are randomly generated with all treasure chests being mimics. Some ladders are also mimics.

dub dubs demand it

The second you're about to beat the game, it puts you back at the very beginning of the game, all old saves are lost.

Mimic ladders will also loudly scream when stepped on, almost enough to blow your speakers or fuck your headphones

lmao

You can do something really cool and fun, but you can only use it when prompted. These prompts are short and there are few of them.

The entire game is just the inventory screen

You can have multiple protagonists but only the black woman has a happy ending.

sfx music effects when you get damaged, killed or attack is all from Alex Jones making weird noises.

The happy ending is that she bleaches her skin and becomes part of the kkk

Background music is pumped up kicks, it doesn't change through out the levels.

Lava blocks kill you, but some don't.

The happy ending is all the faggots that would degrade her anyway finally admit to themselves that jacking off to tranny porn is gay as fuck.

What does the protagonist look like? Provide image

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there needs to be a character known as slap happy sam, he will be a salmon that comes out of nowhere and slaps the shit out of you leaving you with 1 hp

Like this, but a black woman

I agree with this statement. Slap happy sam endorsed.

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a random floating bill cosby head drops pills, if they hit you the screen goes black for 8 hours

OPERATION SHARKBOY AND LAVAGIRL ENGAGED

thank you user

I like that but she needs more sass and ass

The game makes fun of you and insults you with lines like these:
"how come you are sitting playing a video game instead of enjoying life"
"why do you think suicide is wrong"
"are you still upset about the goals you did not managed to achieve"?

Upgrading items requires you to sell them, buying items upgraded causes them yo break. In order to repair broken items you have to go to the blacksmith, who requires an item to repair your item. Said item is in random generated shop only available when a secret number matches your player id and the item you need is not garanteed. This is not available until final boss is defeated. This must be done for every time.

After 400 hours of committed gameplay and beating the final boss, all you get is a screen that says "congratulations" with an option to start from the beginning.

One of the puzzles is that some asshole doesn't let you pass until you give him the password. There are no clues and the password randomly changes each time you guess.

every time X hours your character is reset to level 1, the number of hours is chosen randomly at level one

You have a hunger bar, if you don't eat for one hour you die. The only food you can eat is cup noodles and buying cup noodles requires you to fight puppies and kittens, which will one shot you, in an arena.

You can only pick up items if you crouch but the game doesn't tell you this or how to crouch and to actually crouch you have to press crtl+atl+del

as fall damage

Trips names the game.

Passwords can include;
"OP is a faggot"
"Rolling for nudes" and random post numbers.

the controls change every time you start the game, and you can't change them

First if all, we need to decide the gameplay.
>2d platformer
>3d platformer
>Open world
>Roguelike
>RPG
>JRPG
>And others I forgot to name

Backdoor sluts: Laquishas Adventure

Have huge build up for final boss then have the game end abruptly in a dungeon before the boss

rogue like rpg

also nice trips

but your character freezes

Hot mess

3D, openworld RPG

Rollll

anybody who has a windows key lock can get around that. nice try though :^)

every time you save, it saves all your progress, but not your keys

the games name is
>ILOVEYOU.EXE
godbless anyone who torrents it

The venders only break your things and call you mean names

This could actually be a fun mechanic. Avoid aoe death, collect buff and either keep buffing or trade it in for damage on the boss or as a heal.

Kill yourself.jpg will be the name of the game

The game makes you sit through undkippable anti smoking ads every time you unpause the game or it no longer becomes the active window like if you alt tab. The game still plays while the ads play so you can still die

3d open world 2d jrpg

Tab literally orders a Tab.

In the souls game its a key mechanic that doesn't feel tacked on.