/cum/ - Canada and friends

Reminder that M-103 is not a law that bans criticism of Islam, it's a parliamentary motion that makes some vague statement about condemning racism and "Islamophobia", which isn't defined anywhere, and was only passed so the Liberals could score brownie points with brown people

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Fuck Drumpf

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no wonder they shitpost so much

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*before islam*

A man who can't handle a twitter account let alone the nuclear codes?

I drink responsibly because I'm not a child.

Fuck Islam come at me po-po

Good morning /cum/

good thread

>I drink responsibly because I'm not a child.

good morning

ohio ogenki desu ka

It's beat down! Time!

Morning, sunshine.

what japanese words do you guys try to use in daily speech

>Try

I'll cut you down with my katana-giri you baka gaijin

uh, its ohayou

none of them.

pussy

Kame Kame Ha whenever I have a good poo.

I unironically said "chotto matte" IRL once

the other person thought I was trying to speak Spanish

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>Had a really good post planned out
>power goes out AGAIN
Okay that's it, time to kill some brown people

aa.org

sounds like spanish, what does it mean?

What is this fag shit?

>I unironically said "chotto matte" IRL once

literally me

fuck off

>*swallows nervously*

Sir Osis of Thuliver

basically "hol up"

why does ALCOHOL make your LIVER fatty???

>swallows
yeah, you do

this

>www.aa.org

Why liver is probably stage 3

So do I bb

in my defense, I had reason to believe he was also a weeb

turns out I was wrong (or maybe he just refused to share his power level)

Can't believe the state of the world bruddas..

ree now I'm having to skip through an hour of stupid dialogue and easy puzzles I've already done

'cause science

l-lewd

use the flowchart

do you by chance have the Sup Forums edit of this image?

This wouldn't have happened if you were playing Fallout 4

I've never seen it

>playing fallout 4
You can't play something that doesn't require skill, planning or role-play.

i smell funny buds
can't remember the last time i showered

Last time I showered was 20 minutes ago

Martha Stewart is 75 and she is still pretty hot.

I would gladly enjoy a blowie from her if she has the stamina.

can't remember when i ate last buds

She probably learned some good tongue techniques in prison. I wonder if they would translate well to cock.

*abuses marijuana*
heh

Patrician taste. You watch granny porn bro?

im sleepy

>makes $500 off of only three races
>just the start of the day and haven't even finished my first cup of coffee yet

yes, another day in the life of the elite

your body will tell you when you need to eat

>bet 1 millions
>make 500
low risk investments are for the weak

I eat when I get bored

no not really, but I can appreciate a feisty older woman ッ

I don't need my body to tell me what I already know

stop spamming anime. Whats wrong with you

Is this chink trying to be the new kraut?

yeah but what happens if you throw up when you eat?

bit gay lad

life was easier when you could waifu a bunch of pixels

Help me win

they should just hook up and suck feet already

I can still do that though

Just passing by to say i really really like canadian shitposting.

Cheers bye.

Way ahead of you

Like all things in life it takes dedication and astute observations. The patterns are there you just need to look at it the right way. And a little luck goes a long way.

I can't. :(

i have been here since /cum/ started but only posting under this flag since 2015

fuck off already then

Is Boxed Water better than regular water?

>americans put their water in boxes

>not exclusively drinking canned water

doubt it, ive never seen you post

why is this shit so expensive?

it's cheaper to buy beer than it is water

So, uh what happened to the op of this thread
No one's gonna find it in the catalog

It says /cum/ in the subject line you mong

you must be new then, enjoy your stay

No it doesnt

He's been here for ages
I closely followed his quest for qt Taiwanese gf back on the day

Fuck Drumpf

serves you right for mobile posting

bought fish fingers for dinner hehe


>1QT

:3

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I'm at a family reunion I cant help it

I don't get it

Got a handjob at an asian massage parlor an hour ago buds
Pretty underwhelming desu
I can jerk my dick better

Gonna try to fug her next time

1 qt
one CUTIE
it's CUTE
it's :3

Did you go for the massage or for the handjob??

This is how it is every other time
When you search in the catalog only the old thread comes up

Now it's 3????? It's just á quart

sure sure

i don't think they let you fug

maybe a blowie if you pay a lot

I just went to a local massage parlor for a massage and figured if they offered something else I'd also gladly take it

thats why you should only go for traps. only men know how to treat your dickk good homie.

How am I going to lose my virginity at this rate then