Waifu thread

Waifu thread
Previous: The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Discuss yours and other's choices
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: We will retake Jerusalem!
DEUS VULT

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Ah, hopefully you get that soon then.

Why are cat girls so cute.

Claiming best girl

Any where from 1-6weeks depending on the office

Off we go into the wild blue yonder,

Climbing high into the sun;

Here they come zooming to meet our thunder,

At 'em boys, Give 'er the gun!

Some bwoy a talk bout dem nuh fraid a nuh man with no gun
Until it pop off you nuh even see weh dem turn
A use excuse bout dem a run go fi gun
But when we fi see dem under dem bed dem lie down
I tell ya


rifk drink drink drink

anyone here I love?

Because every man loves some good pussy

There goes the siren that warns of the air raid
Then comes the sound of the guns sending flak
Out for the scramble we've got to get airborne
Got to get up for the coming attack.

No, fuck off.

Things I won't achieve.

Loved maiden when I was a kid.

Jump in the cockpit and start up the engines
Remove all the wheelblocks there's no time to waste
Gathering speed as we head down the runway
Gotta get airborne before it's too late.

rory no.

Well yeah catgirls dont actually exist

Do you have something going until then?

Got an interview tomorrow for a general labor job

I meant people too.

somewhat here. Also playing Overwatch with my brother and trying not to fall asleep. Will be here if anyone has any geology related questions (which I'm sure you fuckin don't because honestly who would)

Alright. Ill stop.
>need some info on why though, if you can

I probably get you laid tbh

Because, I'm not a huge fan of maiden.

Alright time to sleep
>goodnight all

How so?

Good luck. goodnight Tali.

Well, fair enough.

RIFK EXPLAIN THE ORDOVICIAN PERIOD. FAST.

youtube.com/watch?v=6miaTf1gF4g

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Welp, i'm heading to sleep. Enjoy your night/day everyone~. Goodnight.

Put your hand down, boy
Welcome to my zoo
Put your head inside
My big black wild while
I can still help you

See the snake-baboon
Funky, chic and smooth
Honey can you spy
The divine ape-swine
'Cause he can see you

Why do i feel so alone.

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You are my reason to stay
Even if daylight’s a lifetime away
May the kings and the queens of the dawn
Remember my name
As dark as the fallen star
My song for the children unforgiven

Came here to say good night~

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hi

Hi mio.

I'm a man, I'm a twisted fool
My hands are twisted too
Five fingers to black hooves
I'm a man, don't spin me a lie
Got toes and I can smile
I'm crooked but upright

bunch of life showed up because volcanoes started spewing a bunch of shit into the ocean, warming the planet and ejecting a bunch of nutrient rich stuff into the ocean, which allowed for a lot of life to grow in ways it was previously unable to.

We are cruising above the horizon
Neve knowing if we will return
In a moment we'll loose the destruction
And we'll justify all that we burn

Gone inside of the wild zabajaba
All the mad and the sad gonna have at ya
Sour plants, hungry fangs, jabazaba
Tangled mass in the vast zabajaba

Morning everyone.

How are you.

At least change bands. My god.

On an early summer morning, July '69
As I dream of the planets
I hear a voice softly whisper: 'son, it is time
It's happening soon'

It's a quarter to four now and he carries me down
To our place by the telly
I see lights on in houses all over town
For the man on the Moon

THAT WAS NOT QUICK.

ANYONE HERE I LOVE?

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I am an Antichrist
I am an anarchist
I don't know what I want
But I know how to get it
I wanna destroy the passerby cos

I wanna be anarchy
No dog's body!

I've been waiting a long time
For this moment to come
I'm destined
For anything, at all
Downtown lights will be shining
On me like a new diamond
Ring out under the midnight hour
Oh, no one can touch me now
And I can't turn my back
It's too late ready or not at all

Want to ERP?

I'm too drunk to care. I'm sorry for any pain I cause.

No.

Hi Tomo, what have you had to drink tonight?

Whisky and vodka. I'm fucked up ask me anything.

how are you doing?

Hmm, can't think of something too interesting to ask right now.
What did you mix your vodka with?

Good morning.

I'm boring. I'm way way drunk right now. Honest answers if you ask a question. I drank it straight it burns.

Joan of Arc is my waifu

favorite song?

Morning Mei

I like straight Vodka if I have ice, I think it's better with some kind of fruit juice though

Hows it goin'?

I don't have one. Music is too perfect to pick one that rains above the rest. I have whisky with ice. 8' very smashed right now.

Kaname chidori
Src: full metal panic!

discord.gg/h5pBH
cirmos discord raid rn

nypa

There's still a discord?

Just woke up from terrible sleep, feels like I got hit by a bus both mentally and physically.
Having some coffee, hoping it will remedy it a bit.

As long as you don't get sick, it's all good.
What's your favorite Tank?

its for shits and giggles
this is why you guys sucj

Ah jeez, that sucks. I usually drink tea if I feel like hell, peppermint is great. ^^

There are like fifty discords tbh.

The IS-2. I love that tank. It's a weirdo like me.

You've given no reason to raid this place.
What lulz are to be had?
Does this person deserve it?
How should we raid?

ohay guise lets go 2 dis playc and just b lyk 4chans kek kek kek kek

the reason is for shits and giggles, you Berk.
Also Cirno has mild autism.

I deserve to be alone. I hate myself

Discord is the inferior platform anyway.

What's your name?

Well, we could raid any place for shits and giggles.
But WHY this place? Seems kind of personal, and I don't feel like helping a sperg. This is all my own opinion.
You seem like a bad troll, anyway and this 'raid' would consist of or devolve into petty insults and spamming.
Heard that.

Real number!?i shouldn't share that.

Kek @ LoLs april fools. Its pretty damn good.

This, tbh.
If I had a reason to I'd flood it with bananas.
But I don't, so I won't.

not really personal. Even the chat members where spamming
Just a prank for today.

Yeah, don't help Fland with his stupid personal vendetta, he's autistic.

Peppermint tea is good, got a bunch of different teas, but not that.
I should really buy some.

IS-2 Isn't too weird, it's like T-34/85's big brother.
Now if you said the KV-5, that's a strange one...

T-54 forever best tonk!

>raid any place for shits and giggles
Sounds like something my 14 year old cousin would say.
No thanks.

You shouldn't, you're not too bad.

Spamming isn't a prank. It's obnoxious and serves very little purpose.
Blatant trolls can be ignored and banned. Woohoo!
Come up with something clever and decent, and I'll join you.

In pretty bad. Depressed horrible lonely. I'm shit.

I love buying tea, I usually go into this shop run by this nice old Japanese lady, the stuff I get from her is great, she grows it herself.

Yeah silly~ First name only, of course. That's not too personal.

The mods literally haven't banned anyone besides just me
You're overanalyzing this.

There's nothing to analyze. No structure, no point.
I have my own places to 'troll' if I feel like it, and I'm already here.

Its personal. I'm a bad person.

Wow, you're a salty cunt tbh.
The whole point of it is for shits and giggles.
>le edgy anonimoose gr8r gud meme
Faggot

NYPA cunt.

You ruined /waifu/.

That's more common than you'd think.
You can get better, you're still young.

Jelly, haven't found a shop like that around here.
There's one halfway decent one here, but yours sound so much better!

>banned anyone besides just me
I wonder why.
I don't think anyone are interested in avenging you, sorry.

>Assuming hard
Don't get buttmad because someone thinks your idea is stupid.
I'm just disinterested, is all.

Oh boo~ ah well, worth a shot~

Mizore is sacred land