Dubbs decide how I earn my first million

Dubbs decide how I earn my first million

Buying and selling memes

Sell your organs

roll

selling nep nep

Sucking dick for a dollar a go

Prostitution

prostitution

rob a bank.

rub-n-tug massages

stealing

That is literally what I was going to say

Stay off 4chin

I will give you ten dollars per plow job if you let me finger you ass too

pretty easy...youll need about 10k to start though
and you gotta be able to figure out hot sellers on amazon

1) find shit that sells often on amazon

2) go to alibaba and find compareable product

3) find 3-5 sources for the product

4) order a sample of each and check for quality, shipping speed, etc

5) create a private label
5a) create a label name
5b) make buy a logo and packaging from fiverrr/99designs
5c) buy a upc code for your product this is important so your item has an independent listing

6) order product + packaging

7) buy sales & reviews (the more the better)

8) list list list craigslist, ebay, etsy, amazon, etc anywhere and everywhere
8a) protip: create shopify website and drive traffic from facebook advertisements / buy ads from blogs/vlogs/websites which are within your "niche"

Crime

i'm doing this with travel shit currently making 7-9k/month i've got 7 products.. reinvesting into reviews and more inventory..

Demand a million dollars from Donald Trump or you will blow up the Whitehouse.

Post results

Reroll

Drugs

By professional sharpie in pooper entertainment

Charging people to visit your prehistoric-themed tropical island, inhabited by creatures resurrected using modern DNA manipulation.

Asking trump for a small loan of a million dollars

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H A P P E N I N G

Selling butt plugs.

assassination

Paid sex slave

It's soööoööoooooo not happening?.?.?.??

Prostitution, nothing more expensive than 5$.

Better get started, op.

I got dubs first tho, but prostitutions cooler

Sounds pretty good.def going to screenshot this

Work for about 40 years, put as much in 401k as you can.

Why not both?

Maybe ask Trump for 500k and then get the rest through prostitution?