Walk into a bathroom

walk into a bathroom
see this
what do you do?

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Kick in nuts.

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this has been posted 12,641 times

but here is the serious answer:

walk up to him, make soft pleasure noises and unzip (getting his hopes up) and then piss on him.. faggot has it comin

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Well...

turn 360° and run

Take out my swiss army knife and cut it off

Noice.

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Get pissed off that my stall is taken.

>Go next stall
>Do same thing

realize that i am having an outer body experience from the bath salts and swiftly shit myself

climb over the top and shit directly onto his face

Idiot you will run in the same direction you must turn 180 degrees and moonwalk away.

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Did you even read? Dont you get it? You guys must be blinds or retardeds

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You're special.

kick it hard enough into the bottom of the door that I try to actually cause permanent damage. don't care if I break a toe or two, it would be worth it.