Currently in Japan. I'm a white guy. How do I get laid? I'm in Tokyo currently

Currently in Japan. I'm a white guy. How do I get laid? I'm in Tokyo currently.

Prostitute

Walk outside and watch the chicks throw themselves at you.

Go to a bar.
Act very 'American'
Keep approaching girls being overly confident about yourself.
After a dozen or so rejections one of them will bite.

Become a tentacle monster

Go to the pink salons.

This only works if youre tall and attractive thou;
and if thats the case you probably dont have a hard time pulling american girls and wouldnt be on here asking for advice

1. go to Roppongi
2. stand around and be white at a bar like GasPanic
3. leave with a gaijin hunter

Hasn't happened yet.

Will try this tomorrow.

What?

google it.

But how hot are the gaijin hunters though? Are they walking cakes or what?

Wear a MAGA hat. They'll be chasing you for sex

by being white

Ok I just did. Apparently those are only for oral? I want full Intercourse.

Make your dick pixelated. Jap bitches love pixelated dicks

Don't be a fucking wimp nerd. Go outside, walk around Tokyo and show them a little attention. Shit, they will talk to you if they see you eating with chopsticks.

This is bullshit.

Lol

Hahaha

let me correct myself, it's not an actual escort kinda thing, more like the tinder app and you're taking girls out on a date.

/thread

OP is faggot