/brit/

Greater London is an immigrant edition.

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Creasing at this thread, pakis have some good banter

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naja

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the gf

It's pretty easy to prove m8.

You know when an old building is threatened with demolition and everyone is up in arms about it? They're having protests, writing letters, moaning in the local rag, etc.

Well, no one did that for the buildings you apparently miss so badly, despite never having seen them.

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oi lads remember the stawpoll i made earlier about shagging an eastern european prossie?
off to donate £50 to this bint at 1:30am haha

the /brit/ gf

*Flashes my cash at you*

doing gooning to rosy lads

a leaf

What are the essential self-improvement books lads

>yank girls

the 'abs

boobstation

really like this song

youtube.com/watch?v=4cauU2IpFyA

christ she really does look like a tranny

where do i get a girl like this in the uk??

im even willing to, dare i say it, go to londonistan

One person has been seriously injured and more than 20 others hurt in a suspected gas explosion on Merseyside.
Emergency services were called to a collapsed building in Bebington, Wirral, at about 21:30 GMT.
Merseyside Fire and Rescue Service said the building, thought to be a dance studio, was in Boundary Road, Port Sunlight.
Twenty four people are confirmed to have been injured and have been taken to hospitals in Merseyside and Chester.

youtube.com/watch?v=Nsct-e-HVE0

tune

might make a coffee and have some rice

this time in 40 minutes my willy be in this bint i[ve only ever viewed in pictures
the internet is a mental place

just having a chat with the lads

only London

kenilworth

g'wan my son

Seeing an increasing number of mulattos lately.

They all dress the fucking same. Awful accents/voices too.

classics.mit.edu/Antoninus/meditations.html

fucking mentioned
i've been to that castle

Edinburgh

>mulattos
FOY

KEK

would scotland be part of the commonwealth if they seceded

>greetings from germany :> :) :D XD
Every bastard time.

Milk in first, and lots of it
Two sugars
Perfect tea

it's the proper term.

tiptoe by the window is such a scary song

four lions shit kek

youtube.com/watch?v=EVhpuOAQOrw

>it's the proper term.
don't care

FOY

7 February 1906

"The Latest Thing in Nightmares"; allegorical representation of President Theodore Roosevelt's signature smile haunting the peaceful and restful dreams of the Senate.

sad that prostitution is illegal in the land of ''''''''''''''''freedom'''''''''''''''
the market is so competitive here i can shag a FIT eastern european bird for cheap

Whenever you see clips from Syria they're always chanting snackbar, no matter what faction

fucking unbearable

kek

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Should I become an english teacher in Cambodia lads?

tfw no pink haired /brit/ gf

it's tiptoe through the tulips you spanner

tiny tim died while performing it, did you know that?

interesting question tbf
if Independence did happen (it won't) then joining the commonwealth wouldn't be the top of their agenda but it would be pathetic if they didn't

Women do not understand the value of silence

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not a single (You) in hours

going to go to bed

2 May 1906:

President Theodore Roosevelt depicted as a volcano erupting and spewing a dark cloud labeled "Tax on Wealth",

Moar

business idea: go downstairs and get a glass of apple juice

sorry lad, she's already been #CRUSHED

I think britain has a lot more freedom than most places
I was surprised to learn that in a lot of places you can only buy alcohol from specific shops, whereas over here you can buy it from literally anywhere
also right of access thought private land

lovely nipples

hope (you) sleep well x

It's legal there? How the fuck are you guys passing legislation against porn yet have legal prostitution?

Better luck next time

Remember lad

Here is your (you)
Sweet dreams

hello you cunt

*notices bulge*
OwO whats this?

>Looking to couchsurf in Newcastle
Do you think this guy is good enough?

couchsurfing.com/people/nikolas-lloyd

>Clocks about to go forward
>Sleep pattern about to get even more fucked up

hate that feeling when the booze is wearing off

all according to plan
goodnight my friends

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31 August 1904

President Theodore Roosevelt sitting in a chair labeled "Presidency" with a fasces behind his left shoulder. He is looking at a spirit of himself from 1900 when he could speak freely.

hello woman

brothels aren't legal and neither is pimping
but prostitution is legal

and "brothels" are just "massage parlours" to get around things
(it also means that any prostitute in a brothel has to get a certificate in massage parlouring or something)

the porn laws are really just theresa may being silly and not understanding how the internet works
(also most isps/routers will have inbuilt parental controls)

*time travels 1 hour forward*

Not liking how the world looks lads

what's his instagram again? Also who is this girl and why is Sup Forums or Sup Forums or whatever obsessed with her

@72768352
>Wahhhh wahhhh I'm so fucked up!
>wahhhh how will I ever get my shit together!

Stfu

>I think britain has a lot more freedom than most places
this 2bh we have full freedom in the right places
i don't want a gun anyway
the law is quite specific
street prostiution is illegal, brothels are illegal
it's technically only legal if the girl is independant and advertising via the internet
there's loads of websites here with unlimited prossies in city areas so it's not a problem

24 August 1904

T.R. as an imperial president, with near dictatorial powers

I think it's all like that.

Remember that video where they're shouting at Abu Hajaar, it's like the Three Stooges.

>Not liking how the world looks lads
Yeah, I was hoping Ireland wouldn't be in it

Think I just blacked out for a whole fucking hour

Can all the anime posters post here please.
We are tired of some normie there that refuses to accept that anime doesn't belong in Sup Forums..
Do that for your best allie

It's grim up north

youtu.be/PzP1XC51kro

me on the right having a jig on the tree stump

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That does it
No longer replying to brits

Abu Hajaar dindu nuffin

it was 00:59 and now it's 2:00

>tfw no pink haired robot gf

my eyes look like this all the time

is that collina?

i think the emotions that i felt when i first came privy to that knowledge was the first time i realised i might have autism

theres still plenty of japs in the uk r-right??
>less than 25,000

did the clocks just go forward?

Brexiters btfo

/brit/ is an anti-nonce general
moot's intentions in 2003 mean nothing today

Fuck, I've never been awake for the clocks all changing automatically before.

Weird.

need a jeep to run through the runts

Ugly girl tbf

lol like Brexit will be like the iron curtain or something. Meanwhile terrorism will literally divide them into itty bitty bits.