Greater London is an immigrant edition.
/brit/
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Creasing at this thread, pakis have some good banter
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naja
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the gf
It's pretty easy to prove m8.
You know when an old building is threatened with demolition and everyone is up in arms about it? They're having protests, writing letters, moaning in the local rag, etc.
Well, no one did that for the buildings you apparently miss so badly, despite never having seen them.
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oi lads remember the stawpoll i made earlier about shagging an eastern european prossie?
off to donate £50 to this bint at 1:30am haha
the /brit/ gf
*Flashes my cash at you*
doing gooning to rosy lads
a leaf
What are the essential self-improvement books lads
>yank girls
the 'abs
boobstation
really like this song
christ she really does look like a tranny
where do i get a girl like this in the uk??
im even willing to, dare i say it, go to londonistan
One person has been seriously injured and more than 20 others hurt in a suspected gas explosion on Merseyside.
Emergency services were called to a collapsed building in Bebington, Wirral, at about 21:30 GMT.
Merseyside Fire and Rescue Service said the building, thought to be a dance studio, was in Boundary Road, Port Sunlight.
Twenty four people are confirmed to have been injured and have been taken to hospitals in Merseyside and Chester.
might make a coffee and have some rice
this time in 40 minutes my willy be in this bint i[ve only ever viewed in pictures
the internet is a mental place
just having a chat with the lads
only London
kenilworth
g'wan my son
Seeing an increasing number of mulattos lately.
They all dress the fucking same. Awful accents/voices too.
fucking mentioned
i've been to that castle
Edinburgh
>mulattos
FOY
KEK
would scotland be part of the commonwealth if they seceded
>greetings from germany :> :) :D XD
Every bastard time.
Milk in first, and lots of it
Two sugars
Perfect tea
it's the proper term.
tiptoe by the window is such a scary song
four lions shit kek
>it's the proper term.
don't care
FOY
7 February 1906
"The Latest Thing in Nightmares"; allegorical representation of President Theodore Roosevelt's signature smile haunting the peaceful and restful dreams of the Senate.
sad that prostitution is illegal in the land of ''''''''''''''''freedom'''''''''''''''
the market is so competitive here i can shag a FIT eastern european bird for cheap
Whenever you see clips from Syria they're always chanting snackbar, no matter what faction
fucking unbearable
kek
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Should I become an english teacher in Cambodia lads?
tfw no pink haired /brit/ gf
it's tiptoe through the tulips you spanner
tiny tim died while performing it, did you know that?
interesting question tbf
if Independence did happen (it won't) then joining the commonwealth wouldn't be the top of their agenda but it would be pathetic if they didn't
Women do not understand the value of silence
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not a single (You) in hours
going to go to bed
2 May 1906:
President Theodore Roosevelt depicted as a volcano erupting and spewing a dark cloud labeled "Tax on Wealth",
Moar
business idea: go downstairs and get a glass of apple juice
sorry lad, she's already been #CRUSHED
I think britain has a lot more freedom than most places
I was surprised to learn that in a lot of places you can only buy alcohol from specific shops, whereas over here you can buy it from literally anywhere
also right of access thought private land
lovely nipples
hope (you) sleep well x
It's legal there? How the fuck are you guys passing legislation against porn yet have legal prostitution?
Better luck next time
Remember lad
Here is your (you)
Sweet dreams
hello you cunt
*notices bulge*
OwO whats this?
>Looking to couchsurf in Newcastle
Do you think this guy is good enough?
>Clocks about to go forward
>Sleep pattern about to get even more fucked up
hate that feeling when the booze is wearing off
all according to plan
goodnight my friends
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31 August 1904
President Theodore Roosevelt sitting in a chair labeled "Presidency" with a fasces behind his left shoulder. He is looking at a spirit of himself from 1900 when he could speak freely.
hello woman
brothels aren't legal and neither is pimping
but prostitution is legal
and "brothels" are just "massage parlours" to get around things
(it also means that any prostitute in a brothel has to get a certificate in massage parlouring or something)
the porn laws are really just theresa may being silly and not understanding how the internet works
(also most isps/routers will have inbuilt parental controls)
*time travels 1 hour forward*
Not liking how the world looks lads
what's his instagram again? Also who is this girl and why is Sup Forums or Sup Forums or whatever obsessed with her
@72768352
>Wahhhh wahhhh I'm so fucked up!
>wahhhh how will I ever get my shit together!
Stfu
>I think britain has a lot more freedom than most places
this 2bh we have full freedom in the right places
i don't want a gun anyway
the law is quite specific
street prostiution is illegal, brothels are illegal
it's technically only legal if the girl is independant and advertising via the internet
there's loads of websites here with unlimited prossies in city areas so it's not a problem
24 August 1904
T.R. as an imperial president, with near dictatorial powers
I think it's all like that.
Remember that video where they're shouting at Abu Hajaar, it's like the Three Stooges.
>Not liking how the world looks lads
Yeah, I was hoping Ireland wouldn't be in it
Think I just blacked out for a whole fucking hour
Can all the anime posters post here please.
We are tired of some normie there that refuses to accept that anime doesn't belong in Sup Forums..
Do that for your best allie
It's grim up north
me on the right having a jig on the tree stump
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That does it
No longer replying to brits
Abu Hajaar dindu nuffin
it was 00:59 and now it's 2:00
>tfw no pink haired robot gf
my eyes look like this all the time
is that collina?
i think the emotions that i felt when i first came privy to that knowledge was the first time i realised i might have autism
theres still plenty of japs in the uk r-right??
>less than 25,000
did the clocks just go forward?
Brexiters btfo
/brit/ is an anti-nonce general
moot's intentions in 2003 mean nothing today
Fuck, I've never been awake for the clocks all changing automatically before.
Weird.
need a jeep to run through the runts
Ugly girl tbf
lol like Brexit will be like the iron curtain or something. Meanwhile terrorism will literally divide them into itty bitty bits.