What the fuck did I just stumble across on Youtube? Why does it have 1.8 million views?

What the fuck did I just stumble across on Youtube? Why does it have 1.8 million views?

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There's so many toy videos that have millions and millions of views. It's mainly from kids fucking around on their parents' iPad, but there's probably weirdos out there too who get off to it or something.

Toy unboxing is ASMR for kids.

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I also just recently found out about the absolutely enormous People Playing With Toys subgenre on Youtube.

I guess this is like the millenials version of toy commercials.

Shit is horrifying to me.

youtube.com/watch?v=QkQhkH3hHTk

This absolute freakshow of a channel has 100's of millions of views.

It's like some Lynchian nightmare come to life.

Awww I was hoping for a comfy lewd thread.

Explain this: youtu.be/bE7FxQA7muM

Why the fuck am I still at work? I could be playing with toys.

>tfw finally hit a combined total of 1 million views the other day
I know it's small in retrospect but it still seems cool to me after all these days

youtube.com/watch?v=7hIvY4uUPD4

Lots of egg videos too, shits weird.

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there are definitely ulterior motives behind 99% these videos
look at the fucking spiderman elsa pregnant shit if you don't believe me

I mean come on guys it's 2016
parents used to leave their kids in front of the tv for hours, now it's the smart tv with youtube vids

Me and my girlfriend are starting a toy channel. Hope we make big money. Fucking only reason I'm gonna do it.

I stumbled across this...

youtube.com/watch?v=T4r91mc8pbo

I'm at a loss for words.

What the actual fuck.

I'm so upset that I will die not understanding anything from this video.

HE HAS SO MANY VIDEOS

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>53 million views
wat

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Those comments don't even make fucking sense, what the fuck is going on.
These kind of youtube channels are more creepy than any shit that /x/ can come up with.

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>watching some youtube vids with my son
>accidentally stumble to this vid youtube.com/watch?v=cG1EK5vfrGQ
>now can't stop searching for water slide videos

youtube.com/watch?v=IcB_8suoscQ

Came across this in my recommended feed. I think I'm watching too much Alex Jones and Jewish lies videos desu senpai.

I fucking love the internet.

You get this recommended if you watch Alex Jones videos.

youtube.com/watch?v=P1XbsBM7Thw

I feel like these people use viewbots

My little brother is 14 and autistic, watches these videos non-stop. Saw his youtube history once, literally nothing but toy videos.

So I'm saying the viewers are probably underaged autists.

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weirdly satisfying I have to say

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The capeshit movie channels are worse.
youtube.com/watch?v=gIwKB3NZ46s
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Wat de fug

kino