>be cutting up jalapenos to put on nachos
>have to shit
>run to bathroom
>make it just in time
>no toilet paper
>have to use shower and hand
>dont wash hands before use
>touch my asshole
>ohshitniggerwhatareyoudoing.mp4.jpg.gif
>immense pain
>viciously scrub hands to remove pepper juice
>it doesnt work
>hands in immense pain
>jalapeño juice in my asshole
what the fuck do i do now
Be cutting up jalapenos to put on nachos
Liam Baker
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Anthony Wood
Pour milk in your asshole.
Justin Cooper
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Jason Brown
i did this with a habenero. took a piss and it was pure terror. I can tell you the best thing for the capasin relief is a tomato. get a whole tomato and
Ethan Myers
we've all been there brother.
deal with it like a man and power through.
Cameron Scott
Earlier this morning
>put some of that stupid hot sauce on my hamburger
>pic related
>take a bite and set it down to enter a captcha
>scroll down and find a big tit thread
>fap time
>going at it
>burning sensation
FUCK. no milk to stick my dick into, I just dealt with it, went away after 15 minutes.
William Lee
and?
Caleb Reyes
Jalapenos burned your eyes?
>chopping up a Carolina Reaper >bare hands
>got a text my childhood dog had died
>cried like a bitch
>rub eyes off thoroughly with hands
>oh fuck I thought my sight was gone
Oliver Hernandez
crush it in a bowl and smush it all on your asshole. It worked on my hammer. normaly if you rub your eye or eat one it relives the burn.. good luck with your asshole.
Jaxon Rodriguez
>get a whole tomato and
Dylan Sanders
and what?!
Ryder King
so do i just fucking fill my asshole with milk? does this help the pain?
Joseph Adams
RIP user
Oliver Morris
Milk
Joshua Perez
please post pics.
Jayden Nguyen
Colton Morales
high dairy content like ice cream or milk, yeah
Ian Gomez
dab a paper towel dipped in milk on butthole
Josiah Hernandez
AND WHAT???
Owen Jones
>fuck it
Sebastian Carter
Fight fire with fire. A carolina reaper should suffice.
Nolan Ward
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Benjamin Peterson
That shit is insane.
800,000 scovilles.
I put 3 drops of that in my vindaloo earlier today because it wasn't hot enough.
Carson Morales
currently have an icepack shoved between my ass
its helping
Levi Richardson
Post pic please.
Jace Diaz
>no tp
>use hand
Your a fucking savage mate, if you're already gonna get in the shower why put you hand in your ass?
Like you thought you were just hot shit with the ass wiping.
Kayden Ross
How were the nachos??
Andrew Roberts
Texan here.
Get some coke and mix it with a little water so that it's a paste. Rub paste over your asshole, this will numb the pain and give your boyfriend something to eat later.
Henry Parker
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Cameron Howard
But Coke is in liquid form? Would I need to use flower to thicken it?
Jose Young
That's like following up a black cat with Little Boy.
Lucas Russell
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Aiden Evans
Seriously use milk
Hunter Miller
Eh I have had worse than jalapeno juice near that area.
No you fucking retard, I'm not talking about cum.
Daniel Thompson
You truly are a special kind of stupid. And it's flour not flower.
Grayson Price
Milk, yogurt, sour cream... itching your balls is bad, almost as bad as rubbing your eyes...
Jacob Russell
Coke doesn't turn into a paste, it's a soluble.
Nolan Turner
You enjoy it!
Gabriel Sullivan
this made me laugh more than it should have.
Landon Wilson
Give yourself a jalapeño enema. Full strength, not diluted. You won't feel your asshole or your hands after that.
Nathan Walker
they were pretty good.
the icepack
Juan Fisher
Your ass and the icepack
Jack Walker
user was Candlejacked without even making a meme of it
Brandon Taylor
Sorry about your doggo, but lmao about your melting eyeballs :D
Adam Stewart
If you add just a little water to a larger amount of coke it will turn into a fucking paste.
Jonathan Brooks
I don't believe this story
Thomas Collins
No it won't lol
Andrew Lopez
Bleach you fucking cunt, what the fuck is wrong with you, are you stupid or something.
Bentley Johnson
The main ingredient IN coca-cola is water. Poor dad. he thinks it's a substitute for water. i hope he doesn't die of betes
Aiden Gutierrez
Drop a brick on your foot.
I guarantee you will forget all about your burning ass.
William Parker
I never said anything about the soft drink.
Zachary Morales
Yes it will. Coke is not water soluble. So in a LITTLE bit of water it WILL turn to paste. Any powder even if it's water soluble will turn to paste in a little bit of water.
Benjamin Long
I see what you did there sir
Evan Ortiz
Don't waste your time, that stupid fucktard thinks I'm talking about the cola.
Grayson Diaz
Coke is a salt and is definitely water soluble.
In fact - this is a good way to see how much your coke has been stepped on. The coke will dissolve and the trash will settle.
Don't ask me how I know.
Leo Walker
>Don't ask me how I know.
You don't know SHIT.
I can't even begin to teach a retard chemistry.
Nobody can do that.
You're just too retarded to comprehend ANY concept.