Get on subway

>get on subway
>see this
>wat do

do a 360 and walk away

grab my wallet. good thing i remembered before getting to the top of the stairs

Smear my cum on corpses

Join the party

Use cell phone photo model app and walk everywhere to create 3d mosaic before anyone disturbs this once-in-a-lifetime scene.

While doing so, open pants and masturbate furiously.

If a clean getaway is possible, take one of the bodies with me.

>do a 360 and walk away
you do a 180 to turn around

>guaranteed replies

Go on.

Call Bradley Cooper for help.

hold onto one of the vertical bars, get off at my stop
I paid good money

Find an open seat. Haveta get to work.

Is this Midnight Meat Train? I've been wanting to see that movie.

...

Being this new

This.

Change carriage

press pause to enter weapons/object inventory, select biggest automatic weapon, flamethrower and night-vision goggles, unpause and head towards the door.

Pick the prettiest one to fuck...

newfag detected

samefag

>notify supervisors
>begin cpr immediately
>switch to compressions
>start up aed machine

Hmm, fresh victims for the ever-growing army of the undead.

Yes it is. Check it out its good.got Some pretty fun gore if thats your cup of tea.

sit and wait for my station, then exit the train, go to work, repeat four to five times a week, do nothing and shitpost on Sup Forums the remaining days, live like this for over ten years, then post in this thread, and keep going until lung cancer finally gets me and ends this loop of misery

Don't waste your time guy. I watched it yesterday and literally wanted to snap the movie in half, even though it was on Netflix. The movie was just shit. I was honestly surprised the movie wasn't made by M. Night.