>Vanessa Helsing, distant relative of famous vampire hunter Abraham Van Helsing, is resurrected only to find that vampires have taken over the world. She is humanitys last hope to lead an offensive to take back what has been lost.
the fuck is this shit
Caleb Collins
A SyFy original series with a derp as fuck premise.
Seems pretty standard to me.
Or are we supposed to be triggered by a female protagonist?
Jackson Ross
I'd rather have a sequel to the movie. That shit was pretty fun
Eli Bell
For a second I thought that was Megan Fox... a shame she is blacklisted so can't appear in anymore kino :( she was really good in Jennifer's Body (I enjoyed that alot seeing it without reading any reviews).
Gabriel Garcia
Z Nation fun times or Wynonna Earp shit heap, I wonder which this will be
Michael Rogers
>SyFy
it almost look like you were expecting anything else
Kevin Watson
What happened? Did she speak out against 'you know who'?
Joseph James
Shouldn't she be called Vanessa van Helsing?
Evan Turner
Someone should make a movie where Bram Stoker is resurrected and tells everyone to stop it.
Bentley Butler
I'm enjoying Dark Matter to be honest familia
Charles Nelson
i hope they do a crossover episode with Wynona Earp
Thomas Morgan
no its because- you know what? fuck you
Ryan Nelson
Looks like fun.
I've been needing something to fill the Buffy void.
Too bad it will probably have low production values and shitty writing and acting.
I think this movie was the only thing to suitably scratch that itch in a while.
Benjamin Lopez
We need a Hellsing Ultimate movie.
Landon Cox
The expanse is the only good thing syfy has ever done.
Logan Baker
The industry literally has no ideas or creativity so the latest trend is to remake everything only this time with woman
Parker Sullivan
yeah she did she joked about something to do with the Jews on the Transformers 2 set which got her filed. All I know of
Hudson Powell
Are there any panties in this or is it not worth watching?
Nicholas Foster
Syfy Production; not gonna bother even giving it a chance since its already stillborn
Jace Robinson
>Syfy
So it's campy fun then.
Robert Adams
She compared Bay to Hitler and some other dictator and Bay got all pissy. Which wouldn't matter if she were talented, but Bay was the only director willing to put her in big-budget films because he doesn't care whether the cast can act, so she's "blacklisted" for being a shitty actress who's getting too old to be T&A.
Blake Reyes
And yet she's still in movies Bay produces.
Anthony Brown
what did she mean by this
Camden Murphy
>And yet she's still in movies Bay produces. no she isn't...
Eli Bennett
TMNT 1 & 2 EXECUTIVE PRODUCER BAY
Xavier Davis
Battlestar Galactica
Lincoln Clark
What a dirty whore.
James Rivera
he made her 'washed his car' to apologize
Hunter Murphy
She wants you to feed her chocolate while eating out her pussy on the 15th instead.
Justin Richardson
I'd rather if we stuffed her asshole with chocolate and then played with whatever comes out.
Kevin Price
You Out the closet. Ha ha ha ha
Adrian King
You don't think she'd be into sucking on a stinky turd-shaped chocolate dildo?
Nicholas Brown
She was just in TMNT 2 that came out a couple of months ago