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watching men fighting is literally so gay
good edition
The Virgin Mary ackbar
ffs I'm skinny as FUCK
who here /hyped/ for paddy the baddy making yet another successful title defence next week
welsh are "swarthy" because they're native britons
people with light hair and light eyes are germanic rape babies
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Literally nothing wrong with that, some people like it even.
see:
>be American, ___ _____
femboys wrestle now?
been ADD as fuck for the last couple of days lads
As an experience wanker I know that you last longer after a wank but that your willy isn't so hard
Wish me luck m8, haha
low test beta
need tall blonde gf
No one cares about paddy the puker go to heem
Welsh are Brythonic celts
england is beautiful
did you get pinged on the weekend?
Not in my experience.
Girls want a bloke who can protect her and at least look stronger than her.
>Light hair
Possibly yes
>Light eyes
Ummm no sweetie that's indigenous to Celtic populations
>Mothering Sunday
the inbetweeners always bothered me
when will's having sex for the first time it's just completely unrealistic
latent homosexual
t. mcnuthugger
might be a roman road, that
absolutely unreal desu. she was an absolute knob fiend who enjoyed spitting on my dick and choking on it. she was so into it that I was choking her and pulling her hair while she was begging me to do it and rode my dick for at least 40 minutes nonstop before I jackhammer ed her for 20 then repeated.
the only down side is that it sets a very high bar for what you think your next girl will be like, and you're bitterly disappointed when she just star fishes for 45 minutes while you do all the work.
Light eyes is indigenous to Scottish and Irish (Gaelic) celts but not in celts from Cornwall, Wales and Brittany (Brythonic celts)
welsh are iberian aka non-european immigrants. easterners are descended from intrepid warriors and invaders, which is why we were able to build the empire
>Ummm no sweetie that's indigenous to Celtic populations
no it isn't
that literally comes from southern sweden
The wank beforehand advice always seemed silly to me
My problem is not coming fast enough desu. I'm not some marathon runner who can pound away at a girl for an hour.
hmm yes...
UFC and boxing are literally the most deano sports in existence
anyone that watches them NEEDS to FUCK off
inbetweeners has aged like shit
Things that quite literally did not happen
Yeah m8 that's my point, they could be Celtic rape babbies if they have light eyes. Or indeed strong Ulster Scot lads like myself
really need a gf who enjoys being choked
violently screeching
youtube.com
Welsh people are Micks who couldn't swim
>Mothers Day
>Just woke up
>2:41pm
and so it was
and so it was
Why not use actual studies? Carltoon coon has been exposed as a racist with very, very questionable work.
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game idea: go on google street view in Bradford and play spot the white person
>rape babbies
Clearly pre-wanking isn't going to help if the issue is not being able to cum at all. That is entirely tied up in your head with not being comfortable enough.
Wanking beforehand helps people who cum too soon because it makes the second cum marginally harder to extract.
This shouldn't even need explaining you idiotic runt.
>gf doesn't like being choked
>likes choking me
hold me lads...
Lose some weight then
do it my man, the Sup Forums meme of some vanilla virgin is absolute dogshit compared to the reality of an absolute cockfiend. I deadset pray I fuck her again
Sargon is hate preaching
can i just say right now that gerry adams done nothing wrong and he should be made a saint
Jew
Get PAKI'd
Top tier:of Norman descent
Good tier:of Celtic descent
Ok tier:of Nordic descent
Shit tier:Anglo s*xon descent
No, this is a native trait. It has nothing to do with intermarriage between celts and germanics, not that that would have had a monumentousimpact on our gene pool. You'll find the opposite, that much of the English mainland has significant Irish genetics.
Pudding Pie Sunday
Ah yes, today will be a productive day and I will get lots of essay writing done.
*takes amphetamine*
*spends the next 8 hours furiously reading Wikipedia articles about space*
*reorganises all my documents folders*
*starts to get a bit of a comedown and has a beer*
ahhh yes that was a productive day
really liked the softcore porn music videos they use to have on mtv
what happened to it
>another shift at my Sunday retail job spent feeling shite and hungover
Ah yes
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it's fake you runt
100% happened m8
where does this meme come from? i'm welsh and have light hair and eyes, so do most people i know
She looks more like a slightly paler skinned middle easterner than a true whitey 2bh
is it degenerate to sell my prescription anti depressants as recreational drugs to "sesh" cunts?
Why are you arguing against me, I'm agreeing
why do people watch his videos religiously
doesnt it get a bit boring just hearing someone ranting on about the same thing every video
Been thinking up this shitpost all day
need to top up the leccy key lads
if you don't like boxing you're a bent twat
it's simply the best sport
prefer molymeme desu, I'll watch sargon every now and then though
What are sesh cunts?
doing a sad
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why would sesh cunts want downers?
it's pretty gay to be honest lad
did the man hit the other man
did he hit him with his hand
fascinating
his "lets debate feminism for another 2 hours every day" videos are pretty much the same as /brit/s "let's debate brexit for another 2 hours every day" threads tbf
>absolutely unreal desu. she was an absolute knob fiend who enjoyed spitting on my dick and choking on it. she was so into it that I was choking her and pulling her hair while she was begging me to do it and rode my dick for at least 40 minutes nonstop before I jackhammer ed her for 20 then repeated.
need to be fully naked to wank
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>He doesn't do weighted-plank-thrusts
I don't know how id feel choking a gf desu
part of me would be against it because I don't want to hurt her but choking and really pulling hair is absolute GOAT
7/10
*caves your skull in*
heh, nothing personnel kid
that twee music is so fucking funny
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me too lad
SSRIs don't get you high
this
post your first names /brit/
I'll start: James
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dickheads who think drinking really heavily and doing ket is a "culture" that they want to preserve
they're not downers, i think on normal people they might even give them a buzz
how is it gay you nonce mong?
ahh yes did the man use the gimmick did he make the unfunny post, fascinating
Eoin
Why do you even have a trip?
Timothy
i come here about once every three months and i leave after around 15 minutes because it's boring and utter shite
goodbye see you lot 3 months for now
spank my gf to tears fairly regularly and it's a nice bonding experience desu