>be in your room chilling
>this guy barges in through your door
What do?
Be in your room chilling
Pop him like a zit.
>"Wrong room, dude"
>continue eating chips and smoking while browsing this website
Laugh my ass off. And then deck him an deflate him.
keep sitting down because he cant get past the doorway
>dude, you broke my door frame
Drink some of his delicious, refreshing Kool-Aid
pop that bubble
Inform him he's an idiot who won't live to see 40
Do nothing, the synthol will do work on it's own.
pop his water baloons
>nigga, stop sleeping in a bee hive
>Walk in away at moderately fast pace
>watch as his heart explodes when he tries to catch me.
Inform him that women hate guys built like that and that he's wasted his life.
>you're paying for my door
>Shoot him.
Suck his cock.
Tell him the gym is next door.
>I literally live next to a gym
same brother, and I don't even fucking go
I can't help but think he'd pop into a red mist at the slightest rupture
Poke him with a sewing needle so he pops like the balloon animal that he is...
Apologise that I have no Synthol for him.
Call the doctor cos that shit aint healthy
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Tell him sorry for the small dick and blast his fucking head off
give him the steroids that he wants so he'll fuck off
poke him with a needle and watch him fly around the room
ask him why people from worst America are so fucked up