Be in your room chilling

>be in your room chilling
>this guy barges in through your door
What do?

Pop him like a zit.

>"Wrong room, dude"
>continue eating chips and smoking while browsing this website

Laugh my ass off. And then deck him an deflate him.

keep sitting down because he cant get past the doorway

>dude, you broke my door frame

Drink some of his delicious, refreshing Kool-Aid

pop that bubble

Inform him he's an idiot who won't live to see 40

Do nothing, the synthol will do work on it's own.

pop his water baloons

>nigga, stop sleeping in a bee hive

>Walk in away at moderately fast pace
>watch as his heart explodes when he tries to catch me.

Inform him that women hate guys built like that and that he's wasted his life.

>you're paying for my door

>Shoot him.

Suck his cock.

Tell him the gym is next door.
>I literally live next to a gym

same brother, and I don't even fucking go

I can't help but think he'd pop into a red mist at the slightest rupture

Poke him with a sewing needle so he pops like the balloon animal that he is...

Apologise that I have no Synthol for him.

Call the doctor cos that shit aint healthy

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Tell him sorry for the small dick and blast his fucking head off

give him the steroids that he wants so he'll fuck off

poke him with a needle and watch him fly around the room

ask him why people from worst America are so fucked up