>Walk into your home
>You find Taylor Swift standing there
Wat do?
>Walk into your home
>You find Taylor Swift standing there
Wat do?
Have the sex
Wonder how she got out of basement. Check to see if gimp is still there. Reinforce her shackles.
make her tea and have a nice conversation with her
Boop her snoot
Offer to call her a taxi to the nearest airport
immrdiately fuck hger in the pussy cfuck yher in the pusy
>Wat do?
raep
Ask to touch her penis
ask her if she really did post on Sup Forums all those years ago
There is only one correct way to treat a goddess.
Ask if she needs to use the bathroom, then kneel down and offer her my mouth.
Tell her tits or GTFO
I shoot that bitch for breaking and entering. Castle doctrine in action.
Put that 2x4 back where it belongs on the deck.
i only kinda digged her when they redid her makeup
oh man you were so close to quints
I feel sorry for you
fucken oath m8
that reaction piuc whs my fuicken face when it hapend
Rip
While we´re at it, i´d ask how the hell she´d get into my house, and then why
Cuntpunt
Give her a sammich
absolutley man
i am so fuen durknk
I tend to be pretty cool, funny and charming in such situations, really, try me.
Unfortunately this is a post about a fictitious situation, so nothing interesting comes to mind, sorry.
It's alright user
Tell how much I hate her music.....actually first I would ask her to pay off my student loans but if she said no then I would tell her how much I hate her music
ask to smell her feet while i jack off and cum to the odor of her sweaty feet
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>Walk into your home
>implying I even go out for this to be possible
Give her an orgasm with a small dick...something the hollywood niggers and kikes she dates can never do.
Call an exorcist