Does sex feel good?

Does sex feel good?

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No it hurts... my dick bleeds every time

i can confirm this...dick blood everywhere and takes days to recover

it hurts everytime
once you get your balls in its like being kicked

yep.. big dick problems

It hurts like hell and requires a shit-ton of effort to finish.
that plus your dick bleeds every time you pull out because the vagina has small teeth that clamp down of your dick.
Biologists have to hide this fact otherwise men would never want to fuck women.

tl;dr - porn is popular because it does not involve you losing your dick. anyone who says otherwise is a shill trying to help push a nice lie so that the human race does not stagnate.

Is them titties up there or man titties.

im a virgin, can i get a good sex info when im going to have sex?

its shit and the girl becomes ugly when you finish.

what are you talking about user?
we told you what you need to know.

of course but you can't explain it once you've tried and you can't enjoy it on your first time.
even though I was already 18 and my gf was 17 when we fuck for the first time, yeah we were both unexperienced back then and it was pretty awkward.
forward 5 years now we live together now we fuck everynight she cums three times on average. but frequently now I have the urge to fuck other girls.
and dreaming of fucking our neighbor wich is also super hot but I don't know I'm afraid she'll found out.

the faster and harder you do the sex the awesomer it is. make her moan and scream super loud, like so loud that the neighboors call the cops and they will be like "hey whats going on?" and the girl will be like " i was screaming because the sex wqs good and also super hot" and the cops will be like "you have to go to jail because you are super good at sex!" and you're like "i dont think thats how the law works" and the cops will be like "wow this guy is good"

nice RP user.
now tell OP the truth about the vagina-teeth and how you managed to keep your dick intact (hint: you never fucked a woman).

kek

Make sure she's put her birth control pills inside her vagina before sex though, otherwise one of your balls comes out of your penis and lives in the vagina hole and a baby hatches out of it.

not really. having a sexual drive is a fucking drag. thank fuck 15 years of moderate to severe depression has now finally killed mine off and i'm finally asexual

If you do it right

this is the truth.
It also hurts a lot.

too bad sex-ed never teaches this.

top fucking kek

dude I wish I was dreaming but yep it is for real. it is a torture being me lewl and also Im unemployed right now my gf is the one working for both of us. yeah dude I'm living it

It only feels good if you have a tiny little manlet penis. If you have even a normal-sized penis, the vagina's small teeth (called vagina dentata, Google it) will damage and attempt to eat the penis. This is why penis enlargement is said to be a scam. It is an evil female conspiracy to try and get men to give them their seed-filled penises. Women have a vaginal fold that lets you fuck a false vagina (like a duck. Again Google duck vaginas), this is how the female conspiracy makes pornography look so enjoyable. This is why women don't like men with tiny little penises, because they get to have sex with them and not have to risk losing their dicks.

What should you say during sex?

I think it feels awesome.

My cat seems to disagree.

Replace every "yeah" with "yup".

let her be the one to moan user.
women loves to be appreciated with there body, tell her stuff that isn't true about how sexy and wet she is.

i fucked a cat before eating a bowl of cereal.
women get WET when you say that to them in a husky cadence.

Kiss her boobs a lot (aka the round things on her chest for all the virgins out there heh heh) The boobs are known as the Vaginas of the Chest by us sex-knowers. The nipple part is like a reverse vagina though, because nothing can go in it. In fact, since the nipple part goes in your mouth when you kiss it, your mouth is the Vagina of the Face (a fact known to all sex-knowers). Your can leave your shorts on too That's why your shorts have the zipper part for the penis to come out of. Also you don't want to leave behind your wallet (even though you got that cool wallet chain so it's pretty secure) if the cops want to see your wallet to see your school ID to make sure they know who it is who's doing all the good sex.

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What kind of retarded question is that?

Sex only feels good if you are getting fucked up the ass without lube. All other sex feels terrible.

Does masturbation feel good?

sex with a girl is ok, wouldn't trade for a good wank with my vidya m8s, then keep on gaming

Kek

Fuck so much feels like my dick head might fall off

you got it demetri

Its not great.

I have never finished from sex.....people here don't believe me when I say I have gone 1 and a half hours of thrusting and I still can't finish...

i love you, virgin troll

i can attest to this.
small dicks are best, only the smart asians kept their dicks small durring sex which is why smart asians have big dicks.

Give me 100$ on useless virgin under things that never will or have happened

take our advice, you'll never enjoy it. just putting it in is already a pain in the ass.

this
prostate stimulation (google it) makes sex feel good.
all sex involving vaginas typically results in a bleeding dick.

yes.
sex does not though because of the vaniga denta (or however you say it).

Pretty much this. As soon as I jizz I just want to put my clothes on and leave. Am I a dick ?

Yep !

Holy shit, OP's gonna go OP the White after this thread.

we all know you are a fag OP.
just stick with cock-sucking you disgusting faggot.

im actually a certified sex haver. not a virgin.

it's pronounced; 'pussy fangs'.

oh right.
thanks for the correction user.

can confirm, this man is a certified sex haver. His fedora collection proves it.

My sides.

of course, friend.
I didn't get a PhD in pussy-fangology for nothing!

or complete dick decapitation, (see; pussyfangs for more info).

youtube.com/watch?v=q7HmkC4_a3g

>This kills the man

this is why feminism was a successful movement.
women figured out how to use their pussy-fangs to their advantage and now threaten men with sex if they decline their offers.

fucking more

Only if you are not a faggot

dastardly creatures, user.
I never penetrate without my kevlar/ceramic plated dick shield.. Not since the infamous "dick destroyer" summer of 1997.
I nearly had my Johnson lopped twice that fateful year.

Sex takes effort, and is mostly an equal amount of pleasurable as the amount of desire.
Want sex? Good
No want sex? No good

Blowjobs, however, are ALWAYS great (when the girl doesn't suck at it, pun highly intended).
Lay back, enjoy your oncoming orgasm. Cumming is her problem to deal with.

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my gf