Ways in which I can fuck my mother

Ways in which I can fuck my mother.
Serious suggestions please.
She seems like she's really attracted to me but is stopping herself from doing it.

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Have her get her hand stuck in the sink somehow, bring lube to help her out, proceed to have sex, it works, saw it on Incestflix

something more realistic would be great.
Maybe have her give me a massage,
um help me shave certain areas because I can't get them lmao, help me wash my back in the shower lol. Idk

Jesus Christ, you're serious, aren't you? Fucking degenerate

why are you here?

Arrange to have her catch you fapping. Don't stop even if she says something. Finish in front of her.

Bro, you're trying to fuck your own mother, there's literally nothing you can say which could affect me anymore.

>Ways in which I can fuck my mother.
dont.
theres the trick.

Be direct with her. Tell her you want to have sex with her...because you're a little faggot who's been on Sup Forums so long you believe it's normal.

this works all the time

yea why wouldn't I be? Especially since she wants it or at least I think so
I think this is one of the tactics that don't work.
that's not OP, i'm OP, he's just a fan of what i'll potentially do.
Nah man, should be a good fuck.
I also don't think this would work. I also want it to be spontaneous and unplanned for. Ain't gonna ask 'yo mamma wanna fuck?'
don't think so.

so why are you here?

Get drunk and fool around?

Wont this make things awkward?

If pornhub is to be believed, this is one of the most common fetishes in the world.

Yeah, I understand that, but it's all fantasy, you're not supposed to go out and actually fuck your own family, what the literal fuck is wrong with people

>but it's all fantasy, you're not supposed to go out and actually fuck your own family,
I get that it would probably fuck up your social dynamic, but I meant that since it's such a common fantasy, why do you think OP is weird for it? What do you think a fantasy has its roots in anyway?

OP is not weird for having this fetish, but once you try to actually manipulate your family into fucking you, there's something seriously fucked with your brain, I don't see how that's in any way controversial

you're on the wrong board moral fag

I'm sorry I offended a literal motherfucker, enjoy the rest of your hopefully short and fucked-up family life

Increments user. One day you are playfully checking her pocket for a parking stub and eventually you are sliding your dick into her whilst she does the dishes. Just do it in small increments.

apology accepted, and thanks, I will

Go to gym and in shape, Walk around in underwear..press your boner on her when you hug.. Masturbate with your door. slightly open. Steal her panties and cum on them.. Bra too.

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jerked off on my mom a few times, after her divorce and she was dating, she would come home drunk and pass out sometimes while changing or just pass-out naked in her room, other times she would bring a guy home and when he left I would jerk to her passed out naked. She was pretty sound sleeper without alcohol

Simple.

Merely break both your arms

Nice b8 m8

Haha, sadly this is probably the most realistic scenario

>mom washes you because you cant

>dick gets hard

>say "Sorry mom, I havent been able to jerk off, so its been doing that all the time and its really uncomfortable"

>mom handy

>Get her drunk
Drink with her. If you are a weeb and can't hold your drink forget about this, same if she doesn't drink.

>Make her feel like a woman, not your mother
Make her horny, if you are a lonely virgin socially ackward fuck forget about the endeavour at all, you'll screw your relationship with her.

>Be the man of her desire
Make things that the man of her dream would do. Alternatively, highlight the features you already have that she loves in a man.

>Stop being a stupic fuck
If you are a bad lay, don't have much experience with women her type or have a minuscule chance of screwing it things will blow up in your face. So forget about the thing.

>friend from school ended up fucking my mom and had talked her into a threesomes or moresome
>she agreed too it he tells me, but she doesn’t want to know the guys and will wear a sleepmask
>figure why not and tell him i want in, he was like okay!
>at his place few days later i come over and sitting on the couch is my mom naked with another guy already sucking him
>i am rock hard and take a seat next to her and she starts to stroke me
> she was like ohh nice and started sucking me while other guy got behind her and fucked her
>i didnt last long seeing my mom suck my dick and holding her head, she swallowed, but continued to suck
>once hard was getting behind her and pushing my dick into her, jesus felt so good
>we all fucked her that night and she had no idea one of the guys was me

10/10 totally true story

she doesn't drink
I don't know about that, I got her to touch me in places close to my dick for whatever excuse, but she never starts stroking it.
I don't like to hug her, just want her to jerk me off lmao. Nothing romantic
thought about it, would fake it but not worth dealing with faking broken arms for a month.
She already admires me, I don't know why she won't do it.

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its is fucked up but there is no thing you can say that will make OP change his mind, so why bother? also if his mom is as good as the one in the picture then i would go for it

>I don't know why she won't do it.
Because you are not leading her?

Jesus fucking Mary Christ, have you ever seduced random cougars at bars?

Tell her you've been having intense vivid sex dreams about her. Go in to graphic detail.

teach me. What do you recommend I do next time she's caressing me?
and no i'm not a bar pick up gay, my lays have been from meeting girls socially, school, gym etc

Also, 'Admiration' is not on equal terms as 'Desire'. Do you make her horny? Does she act sexy around you? Is she miring your 3"?

guy*

watching her get fucked was wild but it was a rather odd experience fucking her

yea I think I caught her looking at my 3". And I think her admiration is sexual not 'oh baby son.'

or maybe because OP is fucking delusional? lol

How the fuck do I know? Treat her like a woman.

From fucking cousins all I could say is that once YOU stop looking them as the little girls you grew up with and start treating them like the hot pieces of ass they are they will give in, if they like you off course.

I don't think it would be that different for moms.

could be but I bet if you were in my shoes you'd think something is up.

It's different with her. Thing is I don't want to put in any effort, it's just I wouldn't mind a hand-job with the lights off (she's not ugly). I just want her to stroke me when I invite her to and that's it.

>I don't want to put in any effort
Had you done the same with your lays?

Without risk there is no gain. And you apparently don't dare to either.

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I don't mind risk. But when it's your mother, you got to think twice about it.
And no, most of the girls I fucked came to me.