Money making thread

Money making thread

Post your money making methods, self employment schemes or effective scams.

>inb4 get a job

No, I will not work my ass off to make other people money, I've done it, it sucks.

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Just sell drugs. Easy.

kneepads

>kneepads

What is it with kneepads in these threads?

you put them on your knees

so your knees dont get sore

while you're sucking cock for money

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Can't you use a cushion? Or do it on a bed?

ofc but i am a professional

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dubs tells the truth

Three words
> Credit card fraud

How do you not get traced?

Real talk here, heres what i do, i go to Alibaba and buy a metric fuckload of one thing and then sell it for $20 more on amazon, i make like $500 a week with this shit and ive only been doing it for a few months

Dont you get raped at customs?

Its all online. 100% of it. Maybe the occasional trip to the post office or the bank, but its mostly just order 200 for a few bucks from some chink, then ship it to amazon and sell it for $24.99 on amazon

Just because I haven't been caught doesn't mean I won't be. I'd like to think I'm "all that" but you don't really know until the FBI is knocking on your door. But basically it goes, skim/online scam then clone the card/online purchases. Use the card at an atm waaay far away, cover face, walk away.

What items sell the best?

Electronics, duh. Also Don't have them shipped to your house, also duh. The whole "abandoned house" thing doesn't work either, a lot of times they're on a watch list. Anyway, take whatever you bought exchange for drugs/money. Don't advertise on Craigslist. That's fishy as fuck. Like "hey I just happen to have twenty never been touched IPhones lol"

Git gud at online poker

Also bump. Because in curious as to what other anons do.

i used to write java and c programs that ripped of online casinos using image recognition back when they had skill based games. not possible any more unfortunately, afaik

What types of things sell quickly?

Counterfeit 240$ for 8 fake A+ legit 100$ passes all tests and feels legit only thing will not get through scanners

You buy untouched iPhones on Alibaba?

Electronics, duh. Also Don't have them shipped to your house, also duh. The whole "abandoned house" thing doesn't work either, a lot of times they're on a watch list. Anyway, take whatever you bought exchange for drugs/money. Don't advertise on Craigslist. That's fishy as fuck. Like "hey I just happen to have twenty never been touched IPhones lol"

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Not cc user. I'm so confused right now

Stories here blah blah work of fiction blah blah blah you know how it goes

That was an example. Actually never heard of that site until now.

Has anybody had any success with affiliate marketting?

Also this is cc user, thought you were talking at me instead of the Amazon user

lol... there are more bots than human

How's a bot supposed to win against a human in poker? They can't spot a bluff, nor do it themselves.

multi level marketing

Why wouldn't they be able to do that? Of course they would be able to do that.

OP here, I spent a few months playing poker and just withdrew $100 without depositing my own money:

>Used a free $10 account at 888 and worked myself up to $20 on there
>Withdrew the $10 I won (they won't let you withdraw the free money until you play like a million hands or some shit)
>Deposited $10 to PokerStars and worked myself up to $100 playing $2 tables

Easy money but you have to invest A LOT of time on the table and off the table to git gud, and stay good.

backpedaling like no tomorrow are we?

Bluffing is over-rated in poker
A bot will just play the percentage game, and they can do it a lot better than a human.

I mean, they're not perfect but they can calculate faster and more accurately than a human can on every level of the game.

Because bots can't think for themselves and only follow their programming. And because bad players are unpredictable anyway as they don't know what they're doing while good players would figure even the best bot's programming out in a few hands.

Unless you're able to create a highly complex one that actually adapts to players of all skill levels and I doubt you're that smart.

Yep. Unless you wanna spend 8+ hours per day playing poker online this is not a way to make a living. But lots of guys try it anyway and actually put in the effort to get good at it so the competiton is fierce.

Supposedly it was pretty easy to make money through online poker years ago when the hype was strong, but since the US government raided some of the biggest poker sites that's over. So now you'd be playing mostly against other guys like you who want to make money and less against the gamblers who play to lose theirs.

used to think about doing scams but i didnt like the idea of my income being that directly responsible for making shit for other people worse. even if they're dumb enough to deserve it.

anyway, worked for someone who painted houses and decided 'fuck, why dont i do it myself?' bought gear, spooled up some cards, paid a friend in beer to make a site for me that looked good and showcased my work.

been doing it as my main gig for 3 years now and absolutely love it. the closest thing i have to a boss is my customer, who pays me directly and often they throw in more than the agreed amount just because they like me! I'm hiring on two guys to help me this summer and hoping to do for them what my boss did for me. Even though I compete with him around town we're still bros and often recommend each other.

my advice, get a job doing gruntwork for someone outside corporate retail, some kind of trade. Learn everything you can from them. work directly under them. if they're not a dick, they'll gladly show you how they got started and encourage you to do the same.

Bluffing is poker. I always bluff just to get a feel for my opponents and if I see them folding I'll do it again, not too much so they don't notice it of course.

I'm an amateur and this shit is very basic. But then there are guys who play a dozen tables at the same time like a bot, so I guess they might not notice. Not that you would get an advantage against someone using the exact same, extra safe strategy either.

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Sadly this only works in countries like the US. Here in Germany you ain't shit without proper job training, which in general takes 3,5 years, and can't just become self employed like that as any kind of craftsman without years of experience and other shit.

So basically you have to become a businessman as luckily that shit isn't regulated to death over here. Yet.

What about barbering?

You don't need a licence to cut hair in the UK

You can't take a shit without getting job training over here. I mean you could to do that working from home but you'd have to get people first who'd actually want to get their hair cut by someone who has no experience with it. Those 3,5 years of job training I mentioned are the standard for most jobs. Without it you can only do the most basic manual labor jobs or generally low paid jobs.

So what can you set up yourself to make big money?

Like I said, business stuff. Anybody can create a business, you just have to figure out how to do it. Which thanks to the internet everyone can do and you can just hire the people who do the actual work and have learned the job while you take care of the business and getting clients.

Not quite as easy as I make it sound of course, as with everything you've never done before, but it's the easiest way to really make money over here without wasting many years working a job first, or studying at a university that might not even teach you anything really useful.

>live in france
>grow weed
>spend winter in switzerland
>everything is expensive
>sell weed
>profit

weed is easy to sell and you'll never be in troule with customers.
even if the profit are bigger, i can't recommend you to sell other drugs.

Jump in front of cars for the insurance payout.

Welcome

Why winter in Switzerland?
Why weed in France?

Sounds pretty sweet, but I'm missing something in your story.

Well, I'm thinking property development.

>no boss
>get the trained monkeys to do the handywork.
>????
>profit

Nightclub hunting, I find about 30 quid in change every night on the floor, you get a free night out and come home with loads of money. The money is always disgusting so I throw it into the sink and wash it all except the notes which are usually soaking but fine the next day

I bet you look like Gollum

I'm from France. Growing weed is kinda easy and police won't come for you if you don't grow tons of weed.
I'm working as chef in restaurant during the summer and grow weed on side.
During the winter i'm going in switzerland with the weed i growth to sell it and working in swiss restaurant.

>make money by working in switzerland (high income)
>money with weed selling
>money with french social help (cuz they think i'm still in france jobless)

so, here how i make my money.

If you have the money for that, sure. But it's really not the same as creating an online business. You'll actually have to invest money into those properties first, right? And then pay the guys who do the work for you. While for an online business you can hire cheap freelancers from anywhere in the world to work for you per contract. No risk, you just have to make sure you deliver what you promised, which means figuring out which freelancers are reliable.

Just saying. But if you have the money for it then do that. How much would you actually need to invest in it?

How do you get the capital to:
>buy a house
>pay for all the products used in renovating
>pay the labourers ("paid monkeys") who do all the work for you
>Electricity to site, insurances, permits, planning, building codes, knowing relevant building codes, etc.

Unless you hire a builder to do all of this, I don't see how it's profitable. And even then, these construction sites are not as easy as you think. You litterally need a soup-nazi project manager to bust everyone's balls 24/7 to even have a chance of finishing on time and one budget.

Are you saying you're walking around staring at the floor, looking for change and then pick it up when ever you see a couple cents or so? That's barely better than the guys walking from trash bin to trash bin looking for plastic bottles to return them for a couple cents.

Main difference is that those guys can do that every day and people actually don't care while doing that in one of the clubs around here would probably get me kicked out.

If I move to france could you hook me up on your operation, or with a similar operation?

That sounds pretty sweet, and I hear Swiss girls are hot.

I speak passable french, not that great these days, but I think I could improve pretty quickly living over there.

I'd be a pretty good bro so long as you gave me a bit of space when we are not hanging out. I need my space.

What sort of online businesses are you thinking of or referring to. I would love to get into online businesses, but short of google ad-revenue, I don't know how it would work.

Also, I don't like the idea of drop shipping, because it panders too much on being able to do facebook marketing. I also think if the bubble hasn't burst yet, that it will very soon, because people are becoming more aware of this setup/scheme

The UK has a very profitable property market.

Property auctions - you can buy 2/3 bedroom properties for as little as £30-40k in my area.
Renovation - renovation costs for a small house like this would cost about £5-10k

Total cost ~£50k

Letting - The rental income from a property like this would be around £400pcm - nearly a 10% yield per year.

If you sold a renovated buy-to-let property like this it could fetch £70-80k - Profit of £20-30k with ~2 month turnaround.

If you can project manage and 'bust everyone's balls' its not bad money.

Plus the initial capital can be got through a mortgage on the property or an unsecured loan (maybe).

Sup Forumsros, no i won't hook you on my business. do your own.
Swiss girl are fucking hot, but the like money.

damn man. i didnt know :(

I'm going to do it anyway, you selfish cunt.
You could have scored a life long friend out of this.
If you see a new duty manager at your swiss restaurant who is astralian and everyone calls him Big Al' then come say hi

I'll be the one cleaning up the swiss pussy. Big burly aus man, with weed to sell, and an accent to die for,

Die slowly.

Knee pads, for all the time one could spend on their knees, sulking dick for money.

my uncle and his friend had a gig going where they'd let elderly people know they won a all paid trip to see a live taping of one of their favorite tv shows somewhere, but then say they just had to cover the cost of prize-tax which was only a couple hundred. theyd get the info over the phone and say the tickets would be coming in 2-3 weeks.

You sound like a nice man. Can I be your life long friend?

this has already been done.

please crawl back into your hole

Wtf is this from

I know some people who used to run a scam before mobile phones.

Knock on a door and say your car has broken down and you need to ring a friend to come help.

If they let you, ring from their phone a premium number that you'd set up which costs something like £10 a min.

Keep pretending you're talking to someone for as long as possible.

You rake in the cash from the call.

Since the advent of mobile phones it's become a bit less feasible.

I've made a little money flipping stuff, but not of these ideas apart from an online store sound all that gr8.

Pls gib mor betta ideas, yass?

go to a smash bros tournament and play cloud

You can sell pretty much anything. Drop shipping is pretty big at the moment, which doesn't have to be bad. You just have to figure out how to be better than most of them, which you already are to a degree if you're not just trying to scam people.

Aside from that you can offer services like videos, websites, seo, whatever there's demand for. No need to look for a great idea, just see what's already out there and in demand and try to do it better. Find cheap freelancers that can do a good job and let them do the work.

Basically you just have to invest the time to learn all this stuff, how to sell, etc. and figure out the rest along the way. If you wanna do it right you'll have to invest quite a bit of time in it but then you'll be able to make lots of money with it legally and be your own boss.

Check out Timothy Marc's stuff. He has a free fb group and other free stuff that can already get you started.

wow thanks user totally legit I will never have to work again!

Not sure if trolling or not,
But if you can hold your beer, and give me my space when we aren't whoring it or getting on the piss, then why not bro

Where are you from, and do you like the sound of growing weed in france?

Can I also join your gang and sell the marijuanas too? I will rape you lovingly for free. No homo, habibi.

go to a nearby city, find a old people's neighborhood, go around picking up packages on doorsteps. just make sure you have some kind of farraday box/bag to put them in during transport, and dont open it until youre in a basement/tunnel/somewhere there's lots of shielding from GPS signals. Sometimes people put out bait packages.


either that or just fucking kill yourself. whatever comes first.

Lol, the question is, can you hold your beer?
Beer is my life, bro.

To be honest, I'd rather set up a brewery in France. And, grow weed out the back of the business.

We can alternate in doing the trips to Swiss and getting the puss.

I'm UK here btw.

Another uk fag here, whereabouts in UK you at? I'm from Birmingham/Worcester

I collect data and build profiles to create new identities.

Damn, this might be a sweet gig, I didn't really want to work in hospitality again unless it helped get the swiss puss.

Brewery might be just my thing. I could get on board for that. I'll look after the business while you are in Switzerland, and you take care of things while I'm there. Twice a year we hold a corporate function over there where we both capitalize on the puss.

I'm up for this bro, are you legit?

Stoke.

I'm familiar with Birmingham/Worcester, what are you like Brom, Redditch?

How do you sell this?

You must be American. Nowhere else would people find it acceptable to leave a package at the doorstep. If I didn't sign for a package it's as if I never received it so I can ask for another one. Which might be a nice scam until you run out of online shops to scam that way.

Ofcourse. I'd fucking love to do this, mate. It's the fucking dream.

And, with an Aus by my side. What the fuck could go wrong?

>How do you sell this

And what exactly are you doing, creating new identities for people? Tell me more, Sup Forumsud.

So, you are a french type o' nigga. Well done!

Follow up on the Alibaba thing... they also sell replica tungsten coins that look pretty legit online.. anyone ever purchase them and sell them as fold coins?

>Alibaba
I got screwed ever too many times there that I refuse to have anything to do with them.

I bought replica Full Sovereigns and they sell really well on eBay.

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take money from girlscouts

winter: skying and more customers in rich stations
selling it in switzerland makes more money than in france
growing it in france is less risky than in switzerland where cops actually do something

Gimme contact details. Let's do this shit?

Do you like beards? Am I sexy?

you morons realize threads like this are honeypots for law enforcement teams investigating crimes, right? just saying.

Use AliExpress

The short version is known as data mining. Very similar to doxxing. Typically, all I need is a name, city, and state, but the easiest are birth and date records. Depending upon the age of my client, I then look for children both locally and internationally who were born and died within 24 hours.

Once I locate a suitable avatar, I begin creating a paper trail. Sometimes it's a simple PO Box, while others may be the address of the parents of our deceased avatar. In those cases, I typically have to scope their mail, but the idea is to get the birth certificate. Once I have that, my client can apply for a photo ID.

While there are other steps involved, I give my clients the ability to start over fresh with a better identity than the feds could ever come up with. That's the very basics in a nutshell.

It gets more complex and expensive if I have to setup everything including credit cards and work histories.

I can also create random DLs on the fly for simple fakes, but the numbers and names won't hold up, they're just enough to get you past the bouncer, but if I've got proper information, on a good day, I can have a client level with everything they need to start a new life in hand.

That's sick

How much do you make from this?