/heem/: brandon vera edition

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Previous thread: News:

>Nick Diaz on Alvarez
mmamania.com/2016/12/1/13795568/nick-diaz-disappointed-in-eddie-alvarez-after-pre-fight-distractions-cost-ufc-205-mma

>UFC 208 postponed because the UFC couldn't find anyone to headline it
mmamania.com/2016/12/1/13810476/ufc-postpones-anaheim-ppv-shifts-ufc-208-to-feb-11-brooklyn-mma

>Tonya Evinger's submission loss was overturned due to a refereeing error, she's the WBW champ again
invictafc.com/2016/12/01/tonya-evinger-remains-invicta-fc-champion-after-missouri-commission-ruling/

Other urls found in this thread:

mmaweekly.com/submission-loss-overturned-tonya-evinger-regains-invicta-fc-belt
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clitoromegaly
youtube.com/watch?v=EUnlc84g47s
youtube.com/watch?v=2TkL9wJdbXc
youtube.com/watch?v=cBSwJnZpUI8
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

>>Tonya Evinger's submission loss was overturned due to a refereeing error, she's the WBW champ again

WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTT I LOST ACTUAL MONEY ON THIS CAUSE OF A REFEREEING ERROR???????????

I enjoy mixed martial arts

Tell me:

1. Do you support better pay for UFC fighters?

2. How much have you spent in total on PPVs in the past two years?

I do not enjoy mixed martial arts

God

>Tonya Evinger's submission loss was overturned due to a refereeing error, she's the WBW champ again

Ι didnt watch this.What was the reffing error?

Emasculation

1. Yes

2. $0.00

the only thing i could think throughout that webm is "Now kiss."

>"It's doing zero damage!"

1.Yes

2.About 10 dollars. Put on the McG/Aldo pay per view

exactly

/thread

i will pay for ppvs when the jews arent taking 92% of it

I'm a pimp!
Rocking gucci mink
And without me
This whole general sink!

Will Weidman ever win another fight?

Maybe I'd make a purchase if I knew my money were to be distributed better.

How does that warrant a reversal?

>Evinger worked to free her arm from the submission attempt by placing her foot on Kunitskaya’s face for leverage. She was warned by the referee to not do that and seconds later she was verbally submitting to the armbar. But there was a problem with that scenario. Placing your foot on an opponent’s face is not illegal.

mmaweekly.com/submission-loss-overturned-tonya-evinger-regains-invicta-fc-belt

It seems like Jon Jones has turned his life around for the better

>pay for the venue
>pay for all the production costs
>pay for all the advertising

>some schlub on the prelims should get to wear DUDE WIPES and make 50k for being dumb enough for cage fighting professionally

I get 6 or 7 buddies over, we get some food and some beer and we buy the pay-per-view. It's not expensive, no one sits home alone and watches the UFC.

he should move up to 205 and fuck shit up

>no one sits home alone and watches the UFC
Of course not, that would make you a loser.

>Evinger worked to free her arm from the submission attempt by placing her foot on Kunitskaya’s face for leverage. She was warned by the referee to not do that and seconds later she was verbally submitting to the armbar. But there was a problem with that scenario. Placing your foot on an opponent’s face is not illegal.

mmaweekly.com/submission-loss-overturned-tonya-evinger-regains-invicta-fc-belt

the idea is that the referee's choice to prevent her from gaining leverage preventing her from escaping the submission

right tell you what, how about it goes 50/50 after production costs

t. Jon Jones

I'm more hyped than ever to see The GOAT return

>thinking Jon "Newly Gi'd BJJ Nerd" Jones is better than Jon "WILD MOTHERFUCKER BONES" Jones
fuck his life, i just want to see him do crazy shit

>Tonya Evinger's submission loss was overturned due to a refereeing error, she's the WBW champ again
Why doesn't the article go into what actually happened? What was the error? What happened in the fight? How can a submission within two minutes be overturned and how can you only be "looking to" make a rematch rather than making one right away

...

>Alistair Overeem's knockout loss was overturned due to a referee error. He is now the new UFC HW champion. Stipe tapped.

DIDNT TAP

literally

PPV is a dying model and WME's plan has always been to earn expand beyond PPV.

>Boy that guy sure is stupid for entertaining me

>Placing your foot on an opponent’s face is not illegal

maybe the ref translated this as a soccer kick?any webms of that

If he still admitted that he's got the craves for a line and he's struggling I might have believed it

Good boi dinu nuffin projects usually dont work

ta

Not sure how I feel about vagina piercings.

This

Stipe is #Notmychampion

like 1% of the total audience gives a shit about the prelim and non-main event fighters enough to buy a PPV for them alone

the ufc is giving prospects a platform to gain exposure and fans. no business pays people 10x what they're worth just because

how about those pay scales for the lowest level guys in competing orgs?

i don't think that's a piercing
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clitoromegaly

>Eddie Alvarez's knockout loss to Conor McGregor was overturned due to Santa being not real.

>

>Being able to KO manlets means you can now KO middleweights

When he fights people his actual size and/or bigger his "left hand" means nothing you casual goof.

will the memes continue into 2017?
it's been a great year. what's in store next?

predictions:
conor boxes heems floyd, gets heemed by woodley
gsp loses a decision in his bellator debut
stipe loses his belt via technical submission
bisping ko's yoel romero
sage northcutt graces the cover of ea sports ufc 3

what you got boys?

>bisping ko's yoel romero

L O L

Listening to Jon on the Rogan podcast is comfy as fuck, so glad the GOAT is back.

>1. Do you support better pay for UFC fighters?
no

2. How much have you spent in total on PPVs in the past two years?
been watching since the mid 90s never paid for anything ufc or mma related

>gsp loses a decision in his bellator debut
Depends who he fights but this is possible

>bisping ko's yoel romero
A lot less likely but still possible I feel.

>stipe loses his belt via technical submission
Werdum can definitely choke Stipe to sleep in a rematch.

>conors right hand

This 2bh. I love the GOAT

Normally I'd say they deserve whatever they negotiate for, period...but I'm a little bit more sympathetic as well because they'e being jewed by their "independent contractor" status and illegal contract stipulations. Shit pay in the other orgs is a great example of how few alternatives there are.

he's not back. you'll probably permaheem yourself before he fights again in july.

>I love the GOAT
We all do.

>Listening to the premier minds of MMA Connor Ruebusch and Dr. Patrick Wyman
>Talking about based Dan "Dadbod" Kelly
>They break him down and conclude hes the Australian Dan Henderson
Based Heavy Hands

Pic unrelated

Me too.

i love how they're independent contractors on paper but there's a contractual clause that says explicitly that they aren't allowed to compete for any other organization
mandrama has the same wording in their contracts and guess what: every time that's come up in court, the WWE gets ass-fucked by the judge
so what's stopping UFC fighters?

>when your country is reduced to being proud of Dan Kelly

Pic unrelated

Hi DC

>this yank being jealous of not having anyone as based as Dan Kelly

who are the P4P handsomes fighters?

I also love the GOAT.

Go suck jons dick. - DC

>tfw you will never stand up to Chad the way Bisping did

amanda nunes

Bisping is also a bit of a chad. But Stonegrasps's chad levels are off the charts.

I'd always heard that the contractor thing came from wrestling...who specifically are you referring to?

I don't know for sure what the hangup is but my guess would be a carrot-and-stick routine with the huge money for the top 3-4 fighters. The decent guys all play ball for potential PPV bux and the low-level guys are just happy to be at the dance.

the sweet taste lingers to this day.

i was tabbed out and heard the "OOOHHHH" signalling the inevitable easy finish for rockhold.. much to my surprise i was screaming for manchestah seconds later.. god save the queen

>tabbing out during a live UFC ppv
fucking casuals

>Chad so out of it he tried to single leg big john
Topkek, where are the people saying Bisking has no power now?!

He didn't try to single leg him you muppet

Just another wrestler with an overhand right. I been whooping this style for years.

Yeah he did he tried to single leg and get the takedown and get the guillotine but he forgot the illegal headbutt prior

He sits up and grabs his leg.

yes

lol

“He’s [Kavanagh] misinformed,” White said. “Yeah, he doesn’t know all that has gone on, I guess. Do you think I just did this? This was Conor’s decision.”

Goofs btfo

This thread now belongs to His Excellency the Most Honourable "Natty Goat" Michael Bisking.

>UFC 204: Michael Bisping - My Destiny
youtube.com/watch?v=EUnlc84g47s
youtube.com/watch?v=EUnlc84g47s
youtube.com/watch?v=EUnlc84g47s

>Failures of "The Count" UFC champion / Michael Bisping Losses in MMA Fights
youtube.com/watch?v=2TkL9wJdbXc

>"A gentleman can withstand hardships; it is only the small man who, when submitted to them, is swept off his feet." - Confucius

>yank
literally cringed

are you a catholic unionist?

Absolutely GREAT post

>yank tries to seem smarter than literally anybody on earth
lmaooo

>Roids
>""""GOAT""""

No.

youtube.com/watch?v=cBSwJnZpUI8

Although this is comfy.

anyone got the webm of darth bader blowing this guy into the afterlife with his knee?

Michael Bisping's family is literally Californian.

no

>Michael Bisping has defended his belt

Comfy fuckin timeline we're living in lads.

What's a king to a Schaub?

>coral springs

Demetrious Johnson vs. Tim Elliott
Joseph Benavidez vs. Henry Cejudo
Jake Ellenberger vs. Jorge Masvidal
Ion Cutelaba vs. Jared Cannonier
Sara McMann vs. Alexis Davis
Brandon Moreno vs. Ryan Benoit

brits are running the ufc right now mate. loving it bruv

The Queen's Own Steven Mioshire
Lord Daniel of Cormsburough
Sir Michael Bisbong
Earl Tyronious Woodington
Sir Conrad Mcgillicutty
His Lordship Dominick of the Cross
and The Meritorious John's Son, the Resplendent Rodent

...

Mighty Mouse
Benavidez I gues
Masvidal
Ion
Toss up desu, Sara
Moreno

>There are people who literally do not think that Michael Bisping is the p4p gr8st middleweight of all time in the world in the history of the UFC

DJ
Cejudo
Ellenberger
Cannonier
McMann
Benoit

Jon Jones seems like a smart sociopath.

And you're welcome for the oil, water, lumber, metal, and minerals.

Resplendent Rodent
Benavidez
Ellenberger
Cutelaba
Mcmann
Moreno

>smart
lol
maybe by macedonian standards

The weather here in coral springs is gorgeous despite a bit of rain at night.