Help me choose a tinder bio, any and all suggestions are welcome

Help me choose a tinder bio, any and all suggestions are welcome

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Shameless self bump this is important

See i was considering something along these lines but do girls share the same sense of humour as people who visit b

Swipe left, I only use Tinder to masturbate to girls pictures.

Is this a real fucking question? If yes you're too much of a retarded fuck to even meet girls via Tinder.

Just made an account, moved out of a city last week so the bar doesnt work anymore, never used anything like it before so im pretty clueless yeah

Who said op is a woman?

If OP is a woman, we need tits with a timestamp. Rules are rules.

Op is a 6'3 male with a beard sorry to disappoint

A 6'3 hipster who drinks craft bear and uses beard oil. You can just use that as your bio.

I think you want to install Grinder.

>craft bear
U wot m8?

what happens when he shows up and hes a 4'8 fat *original star wars tshit wearing fuckboy that cant even shake her hand for fear she will be disgusted by the amounts of sweat on it let alone hug her hello and say a proper hi not some hhh--hh-hhi mam *tip fedora

I think you're a beta who needs to revert to calling anyone more attractive than you gay, but you got double dubs so you're forgiven, nice

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Are you retarded

"I love three things. Ketamine, Hentai, and Carly Rae Jepsen. 14/88"

Love the finishing touch with the 14/88. I also recommend this bio. Bonus points if you have 1 profile pic with a fedora and another one with the swastika flag.

This is what you do op
>>get 3 outfits put them in ur car
>>go out on a friday night to some bar/club with a friend.
>>get a friend
>>take pictures with hot guys and hot girls
>>how?
>>FIGURE THAT SHIT OUT
>>buy guys a drink
>>tell girls some sad story/buy drink/give money/
>>straight up ask hot girls for a pic with them make any reason up
>>do this until you have enough to start a profile
congrats you now look like you have hot friends and are a cool guy
>>bonus
>>take pics on a boat/large animals/tall buildings/beach/amusement parks/fancy restaurant/rich old people

That is actually a solid suggestion, thank you user

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also remember to do this in another town or far away from where you normally go. 3-5 hrs away depending on the distance u set tinder.
>>bonus do this with a bro that also needs this done
>>pick up chicks together
>>easier in a pack
>>yes that means u need to make a new friend
>>go with someone younger
>>if you want to play the dominant role
>>also he can get u into younger scenes if ur a bit old.