/147/ UK Championship

Stupid Sexy Selby edition

Quarter-finals, Best of 11 frames

13:00
>Luca Brecel (Bel) v Shaun Murphy (Eng) (currently 0-2)
>John Higgins (Sco) v Mark Selby (Eng) (currently 0-3)

19:00
>Mark Williams (Wal) v Ronnie O'Sullivan (Eng)
>Jamie Jones (Wal) v Marco Fu (HK)

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Rooting for ronnie as usual

Brecel is so odd looking, even for a Belgian

What happened to the cutey blonde ref? Did she only do one game or something?

Deported

delete this

>that crazy snooker segment
>"if you could put your beer down"
>he doesn't put his beer down

such a shame so little people post here.

the fucking casuals.

Higgins more like Shiggins.

She got gingered and anglo'd at the same time, what a fate.

He's getting Torturered.

>That legitimately smug expression

Used to watch every match of every turnament a long time ago. Today I barely watch snooker anymore.
Can somebody redpill me quickly on what happened to Michaela Tabb?

She retired from refereeing.

Reminder that Selby is a 2 (two) time world snooker champion. Mark Selby. He deserves some respect.

What's more respectful than making lots of memes about him?

I unironically hope for Selby to win. He's probably the last one who learned this old school playing style in the spirit of Hendry or Ebdon.

>Lelby throwing two frames in succession

Is Higgins - Selby over?

Currently playing - 3-2 to Selby.

Murphy 6-1 Brecel

GETTIN REAL TIRED OF THIS GUYS ASS

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Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!

I unironically like Selby. Yes his playing style isn't the most exiting but snooker isn't only about playing nawty and doing flashy pots.

That said Higgins is going all the way and taking it home this time.

Does Higgins have the straightest cue in the world atm?

Selby more Smellby.

How come the green ball was put onto the pink spot? I thought it went to the next highest scoring spot available.

>selby shitting his pants

wew lad

good post

C E N T U R Y

Reminder Higgins will win the UK championship I unironically predicted it yesterday

Where's our girl Hazel?

I fear that John Virgo doesn't have much left in him.

FOUL

AND A MISS

>win the World Championship
>get forced into talking about another team in another sport rather than your own achievement

based Selbz about to milk a fresh load of foul points from Higgsy's fleshy teat.

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I think he gets a lot of abuse because of his stupid nickname. He's pretty far from a jester, he's just some normal bloke.

Based Selby deciding the frame on snookers rather than break-building

>"fantastic class animals"
alright Steve

the dance beats have got to his head

I wish Higgins was my stepdad

I wish they would put Fergal O'Brien more on the TV tables. His facial expressions are epic.

based jester

that quiff is quite something

can't stand higgins

selby a qtie when he smiles

but he's so loveable

is he

REFBALL

I can't watch Higgy get tortured and molested like this

I unironically miss Big Break and think about it at least once a day.

i can

just re-rack already

>that absolutely bewildered chav in the grey hoodie
>the city of York

>perfect on the brown
are they commentating the match of Higgins' toilet break?

Wow, nice.

Is that the one who was laughing far too much about what happened?

what time did this happen, i missed it

When Higgins went for a piss, ~5:41pm.

>Selby trying to pick his nose and then remembering that he's on camera

Selby's greatest strength is that players suddenly start missing when he's around

bbc.co.uk/sport/live/snooker/37718463

FLUKE

Can't squelch' the Felch

>triples the yellow
>misses the easy green
seems about right

>tfw Selby is gonna torture Ronneh in the final

Molested

Funny how I saw some guy in the bookies put 250,000,000 pounds on "Higgins to go for a piss at around 5:41 pm."

This one.

Ronneh vs Walliams soon.

What would your walk-on music be?

We all watching Marco Fu v Jamie Jones, yeah?

youtube.com/watch?v=QtxlCsVKkvY
Hbu?

Why is Ken Doherty commentating about Marco Fu during the Ronnie game?

Oh okay they fixed it now, switched to Virgo.

Kek I was confused as well

>Flukey O'Flukevan

youtube.com/watch?v=L_jWHffIx5E

Ronnie's long potting 10/10 this tournament.

youtube.com/watch?v=bjPqsDU0j2I

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I hate Selby

Shall I watch Ronnie or have hot bath to warm me up lads.. absolutely freezing

I've been known to do both, Kodi on my tablet in the bath and just watch on that.

But if either/or, have the bath now and rush back for the later frames.

have a bath

Watch Ronnie in the bath while furiously masturbating to snooker

doesn't get any better than this
do as the fin says

When is the half-time interval?

9pm I believe.

which channel is it on tonight?

Ronniefags fuck off

Newfag.

3 or 4 frames?

Look it up yourself you lazy twat.

PUT THE WERTHER'S ORIGINALS AWAY SUNSHINE SNOOKER IS HAPPENING

bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p02m43pm/big-break-series-13-19052001

I've got good news for you senpai

GO ON MARK

>rpnnie

who are these table-haters they speak of?