What are they thinking?

What are they thinking?

...

...

in Russian.

Her: I'm so sexy lol xoxo
Him: I must hide this erection

>fuck i live in russia

''why is he so nervous wtf''

Ah so that's why he has his legs crossed.

her: omg, look at this stupid guy (and my pretty face pls)
him: i could just shoot her, there aren't that many people here.

>sits cross legged
why dont you go ahead and post his leaked boi pucci pics while your at it

ma god i miss russia

what is this

an attention whore

and cop

...

let this thread live

>her
"i'm gonna get that dick, yo"
>him
"stop taking pictures so i can fuk this sloot"

Both of these are true.

>trying to call out a poser
>wearing Beats
fuck off

idi nahuj čo to djeluješ pizdec

fuck off pedos

her
>sooooo sexxxxy xoxoxo
him
>bitch got no eyebrows mang

>heavy makeup in gym
>calling other people posers
kek ok whore

Kek

>Be me
>Russian police
>Police chief told me to patrol downtown
>Blow that off to get brunch at diner
>Mother fucking sausage fuckyeah.jpg
>Enjoying my meal
>See little girl eating a sundae
>Wait she looks familiar
>Its the police chief's daughter
>Fuck, hope she doesn't recognize me
>Play it cool just eat my breakfast
>Cross my legs cuz I'm a nervous faggot
>Bitch takes out her phone
>Takes a selfie with me in the background
>MFW

he's thinking he wants a piece of that nubile ass
she's not thinking anything except how to satisfy her itch because her hormones have taken over her body

>crossed legs
>faggot face
>faggot hands
kek what a fucking faggot