Aus 49/2 (11.3)
>Australia Squad
SPD Smith*, DA Warner, GJ Bailey, HWR Cartwright, PJ Cummins, JP Faulkner, AJ Finch, JR Hazlewood, TM Head, MR Marsh, GJ Maxwell, MA Starc, MS Wade†, A Zampa
>New Zealand Squad
KS Williamson*, TD Astle, TA Boult, C de Grandhomme, LH Ferguson, MJ Guptill, MJ Henry, TWM Latham, C Munro, JDS Neesham, HM Nicholls, MJ Santner, TG Southee, BJ Watling†
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>Cucktoria
KEK
>if I turn my back to the bowler he won't see me
Patrician logic by my boy George
Is Jesse Ryder the Russell Crowe of cricket?
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
Hangover won't go away
Smith literally looks like he's straight out of special school when he pulls/hooks
>125km
Nz "pace" bowling everyone
Based. What did you think of >our rookie pick, Rowan Marshall?
I'm so sick of this shit. Modern Australian cricket team is an absolute joke
Good OP
RIP threadcunt, thank you Jesus
Suddenly feel like a Victoria bitter, lads
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t. CUB
Why the fuck is he batting like Smith?
t. shill
Enjoy Victoria butter
Will Smith score a century?
Just took a daniel *** lads.
Nasty
save yer money, I'll piss in a glass for you.
Drinking a cuppa tea lads
Who /whitewithtwo/ masterrace here?
Starting to regret not masturbating this morning
Big boy for a non-ruckman desu. Not sure what we're planning on doing with him considering we got battle, but he'll play some vfl and might come through if someone gets injured
>2 sugars
I'd tell you to kill yourself but you're already doing it
Yes.
>Le chop onto the stumps man
Hope you're enjoying the 1st Victoria Bitter ODI between Australia and New Zealand at the SCG
>heaping sugar into tea
Wanna know how I know you're a child?
what's /cric/'s favorite drinking game?
sweet enough already m8
Centurion
Jews vs Nazis
TWO?
Jesus, half a teaspoon at most you fat diabetic fuck
>Sydney Cricket Ground
>Victoria Bitter
bantz
Yeah our tall stocks are crazy at the moment. Hopefully we go hard for the AFL's top bloke Nat Fyfe next year. Thoughts on the draught? Ben Long was out of nowhere.
t. fatty
Wizards
Drink or Rape
Is Finch Finiched?
Kings cup.
excellent taste
WALLOP
Please watch our sport big strong Zhang
So de Grandhomme is Grant Elliot 2.0?
Certainly friend, where is a good stream?
gd six bailey
Dunno, it's on channel 9 m8. The American might know.
> pandering to foreigners
FUCK OFF
It's not like I'm off my FACE
I'm an aussie you moron, just here to rob the world blind
Is George Bailey the Josh Kennedy of Cricket?
any chink qt's there?
>Selling your soul to the chinks of all people
kys
those black uniforms absorbing heat like a mother fucker
You can sell souls to Chinese people for a good price actually
is it just me or does smith look pissed the fuck off
drinking
Got a sweet chinky gf m8?
Drink everytime there's a wicket or boundary
not good, but it works
You can commonly find Steve Smith at the beach, or on the autistic spectrum
drink to forget my sorrows
Parker v Ruiz is fucking $60 lads fml
I can't find the actual locals that attractive/worth going for, there's too much cultural gap. Smashed a qt aussie chinese girl last night though
Why haven't Odis died yet?
This is Jarryd
He doesnt have a license and mum drives him to work
Do other insurance companies get how you use or don't use your car?
Youi do
/ourguy/ just got a wicket lads
Bottoms up
>failey
these selectors mang
desu it was a nice catch
Hate that smug beta youi poof. Reeks of Melbourne.
These """""quirky""""" Aldi ads are seriously triggering me lads
>Already into the tail
JUST
Odd more like Odwhy, amirite la?
>Pakistani cricketing legend Shoaib Akhtar has been found dead in his family home from a suspected heart attack.
F
Nice meme wickets so far
Just need a bad decision for the trifecta
cheeky reminder that indians are predisposed to heart disease lads
Too much paneer in his arteries.
Cuckbourne Ltd
Smith is such an autist at the crease its laughable. I mean what heh fuck was the reaction to the block.
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on the bus
>another meme wicket
hahahaha fuck off marsh
for FUCK sake
kek
KEK
K E K
JUST
top kek
B T F O
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Execute shitchell shartsh
kek
KEK
kino as fuck wicket lads
Question: What's it like having no good international sports teams?
fug
legit feel sorry for him
Aus 7/256
Screencap
I couldn't tell you sorry.
Marshies missus gonna cop a beating tonight
Lel