Why don't you use a straight razor Sup Forums?
>inb4 its not the 1800's
Why don't you use a straight razor Sup Forums?
>inb4 its not the 1800's
Real Men...
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jesus that makes me cringe
dont chop off my ear
dont chop off my ear
dont chop off my ear
>Why don't you use a straight razor Sup Forums?
>Why don't you
>don't
>n't
Who the fuck said i didn't?
I'll worry about that if I go out on a date with a microscope
I have a proper beard, and therefore, never shave
Holding a 5 inch razor sharp blade to my jugular every morning reminds me i'm alive. Just thinking that if anyone jump scares me at any point during my shave i could die.
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>shaving
you neck-beard fedora tippen faggots
I do use a straight razor and love it but, most of the time I don't feel like spending the 20 minutes doing the prep for it
>he doesn't do maintenance on his facial hair
never used one, probly too sharp, don't shave that often anyways, would probly take longer, don't know where to find one even if i wanted one`
I'll go a month at a time before trimming any facial hair. No fucks given.
It's a pain in the ass to use unless your hair is already short.
>neck-beard
Full face, actually, been growing about ten years.
>fedora tippen
I haven't owned a fedora since 1988.
it sounds like a nice shave for a special outing or something like that
Fuck you I do.
Haven't in a while though, growing beard out and it grows pretty decently so I don't have to worry about maintenance.
with practice it takes no time at all.
there cheap online, i have one with a removable razor blade so i dont need to sharpen it myself, thus taking less time.
Mother fucking chainsaw!
id like to see that.
Because I'm an actual man, not a faggot hipster. I shave to remove facial hair, not to "pamper myself".
Go buy some silky underwear, you fucking faggot.
Your hair has no nerves, it doesn't need a spa day Buttercup.
I use this. Is it legit?
how long do the blades last usually?
using a straight edge is the adult equivalent of that one kid who came into school with a scarf his gran knitted for him to look like doctor who.
stop leaning on affectations to make up for a lack of personality.
Who says I don't? It's just that depends on where I have to stay (I travel a lot), them blades are not easy to find.
What prep? For me I just rinse my face with warm water and shave. It's basically the same as using any other razor blades. 20 minutes? That's nonsensical....
i notice that its gets harder to shave in like 3 uses, but the razor blades cost nothing and there is like 100 of them
Or you're a faggot and they work better for less money.
interesting, i'll have to consider it the next time i put an order in on amazon. got any straight razor porn?
Because I not only want to shave while lucid, but also when I'm sick or hungover as fuck without risking slitting my fucking throat
if i shave my beard i have to prove my age when i buy alcohol from the store because it seems that i dont age or permanently look like a minor without a beard so fuck that shit.
Because I use a shavette WITHOUT cutting myself.
Fucking straight razors are faggot-tier. Be a real man and shave yourself with an out of the package safety blade complete with sharpened 90-degree angles.
You ain't shit and you have no skill. Don't even try to pretend like you're top shit cuz u aint
look up any nigger on youtube who shaves w. straight razor. They inevitably have a video where they shave with a shavette and butcher their faggot faces.
get on my level plebs.
>shaving at 90 degree angles....
your just rubbing yourself with a blade at that point.
coz i rock a damn beard
fucking retard
You don't understand what lucid means.
And you're worried about killing yourself with a straight razor.
Moron.
Because for certain parts of my face i have to use my left hand, and since im on Sup Forums the only i exercise i get is masturbating with my right hand. My left hand will dissolve into dust if i ask more of it than to just exist.
Go on, teach me based user
lucid means thinking clearly, right?
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Safety razor master race tbh
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