1) YOU ARE FAT, UGLY OR ANTI SOCIAL. MOST LIKELY ALL THREE. 2) YOU DON'T 'HATE PEOPLE', THEY HATE YOU AND YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO BE ALONE 3) YOU ARE TOO COWARDLY FOR SUICIDE
DON'T PRETEND YOU ARE EDGY, SUPERIOR, COOLER. YOU ARE NOT. YOU ARE NOT A SPECIAL LITTLE SNOW FLAKE. YOU ARE JUST ANOTHER FAT UGLY FUCK TOO SOCIALLY INEPT TO GET A GIRL; OR MAKE FRIENDS. CARRY ON.
PS. DON'T GIVE EXCUSES YOU FAT USELESS FUCKS. "MY GF IS OUT OF TOWN", " I WORK LATE NIGHT", " I AM TAKING A SHIT ON MY XXXXXL TOILET AND JUST CHILLING " ETC ETC. YOU ARE A USELESS TWAT AND IT MAKES YOU LOOK MORE PATHETIC.......IF THAT'S EVEN POSSIBLE
Or it's the fucking afternoon, and I'm stuck supervising retards at work, so I may as well hang out with retards online.
Nicholas Nelson
This is now a fat ass thread.
Carson Cooper
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Alexander Cooper
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Luke Smith
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Asher Green
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Camden Thomas
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Jonathan Miller
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Grayson Phillips
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Asher Evans
I think I left my pen in there.
Caleb Edwards
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Cooper Fisher
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Julian Barnes
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Bentley Parker
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James Wright
it's friday morning fag
Jace Roberts
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Nathan Hill
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John James
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Kevin Taylor
my gf is actually out of town though
Connor Baker
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Parker Clark
Are you me?
Owen Fisher
>ARE FAT
Nah. I'm a manlet but not even close to fat
>UGLY
Nope. Not a kissless virgin. people like me and have a normal social life
>ANTISOCIAL
Nah, just taking a creak because its fucking thursday night you stupid nigger.
Parker Reyes
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Cameron Evans
Is this girl too young to sign up on a dating site? swingeer.com
Parker Johnson
It's 11:30 pm thursday evenong here. Go fuck yourself australia cuck
David Fisher
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Julian Hall
>IT IS A FRIDAY NIGHT. YOU ARE HERE BECAUSE: I mean, copypasta AND bait, but the answer is: we want to be. Period.
Samuel Harris
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William Taylor
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Dylan Butler
I'm here to jerk off at work.
Ryder Williams
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Benjamin Brown
It's not Friday night simultaneously everywhere!
Michael Williams
Most practical way to make friends?
Most practical way to get a girlfriend?
I am socially inept
Anthony Wilson
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Nathan James
Nigga it's Thursday
Jace Powell
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Angel Phillips
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Dominic Edwards
Goddamn that's nice
Reminds me of my wife. Not really fat, just thick in the ass and thighs
Aaron Lee
Not fat nor anti social I don't hate people and people like me Way to happy with my life to consider killing myself
And as for not going out, its good Friday, and nothing in my city is open tonight, so going out would be a fruitless en-devour.
Adam Robinson
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Jordan Clark
I'm so sick of this exact same fucking question. Go out to anywhere. Talk to a random person. Get a job and make friends there. Fucking go outside.
Henry Scott
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Joshua Perez
Fat?
Camden Cook
Most nudes suck here. But this one, this one..........mmmmmmm.
Gabriel Moore
I feel like a creep talking to people. Like if I start talking to them they will see right through me and see that im just trying to make friends also i get really nervous that people are judging me or disapproving
Josiah Phillips
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Matthew Robinson
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Eli Ramirez
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Hunter Ramirez
Congratulations. You're being cucked right now.
Owen Hall
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Noah Fisher
I'm fat ugly and weird but it's Thursday and I have a girlfriend.
William Baker
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Jordan Gutierrez
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Oliver Howard
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Nolan Evans
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Ryder Cook
Nice try FAGGOT I have a 10/10 girlfriend plus I hooked up with a girl twice yesterday (plus like 2 other gamer girls went right up to me at GameStop and said they wanted to fuck) i just got done partied and did drugs, plus had a lot of Malibu rum probably like 3 bottles. I'm just tired tonight so I'm sitting on my brand new gamer pc making fun of fat people and cringelordz like YOU! I'm loling rite now so hard. I should tell my gf about you losers!
You fuckin neckbearded cocksuckin racist trump supporting FAGGOT, go die!
Benjamin Brooks
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Kevin Gomez
Because I have work tomorrow, and it's actually a Thursday night for me.
Jace Gomez
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Asher Hall
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Jason Green
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Jason Edwards
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Samuel Clark
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Gavin Hughes
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Cooper Anderson
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Cameron Wright
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Robert Carter
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William Miller
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Brayden Parker
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Cameron Flores
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Nathan Phillips
Perfection Got More?
Jackson Jones
thats called an anxiety disorder hombre, go see your doctor and get a referral for a mental health professional. It's tempting to self pity, but if you don't take action there will be no change.
John Thomas
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Brandon Scott
Yet you're here too so fuck off degenerate cuck.
Jason Rogers
It is only Thursday you ass wipe.
Caleb Garcia
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James Morgan
whats an easy way to start talking. practical not general
Gavin Gutierrez
it's thursday night faggot. i have lab tomorrow morning.
Colton Hall
It's 5:30. If you go out to drink earlier than 9pm then you are a fuckboy. It's also a public holiday. Nothing is fuckin open.
Ryan Phillips
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Justin Collins
Why would I need edge when I can literally point out how retarded you are. You seem to have such an issue with failures yet seem to enjoy putting them down further instead of providing help. Which leads me to believe your're just as bad as the people you are disgusted by. Better rev up that helium machine...
Leo Morris
even with the slight photoshop it's still amazing
Wyatt Watson
I'm here because i need to finish an assignment and im bored, so procrastination is the logical choice
Jordan Brooks
1) Not fat, not ugly, anti-social most likely.
2) Neither really. I hate actively socializing, but the few people I hung out with know me as the nicest/coolest person they ever met.
3) Yeah pretty much. I am a waste of resources and oxygen but just don't have the balls to cut myself off.
Henry Ross
It's 1 in the morning and your copypasta is retardedly wrong.
Luke Perez
I can smell that sweet cocoa butter lotion from here
Gabriel Kelly
i don't fit your demographic, OP. You're bad at this.
